Whose a*s could YOU kick in RWED, and why? by chrisisall

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Chris, I know you just want to get close to me.....not that you could handle me, but it's nice to know you're thinking of me.

Nah, not really.

Punk bitch.

I mean that in the nicest way, of course.

Devolved Chrisisall

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 12:00 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Smile when you say that, biotch.

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by AURaptor:
Smile when you say that, biotch.

I'll smile when I hand you your smelly butt...for me to poop on!!!

Triumphisall

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 12:28 PM

WHOZIT

I'm sure I could kick your ass because you like hot sweaty man sex, like B.O. does.

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 12:42 PM

Shut up, Whozit!

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 12:43 PM

Or yo, I'll f**k you up, homeboy.

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 12:52 PM

SIMONWHO

Me? Well, I think I'd get my ass kicked, then I'd have to get my ass in gear and haul ass or else I'd get my ass handed to me and I'd bet my ass that I'd have to kiss ass and cover my ass to avoid a pain in my ass from having my ass chewed and end up with my ass in a sling from the ass whuppin.

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 12:54 PM

WHOZIT

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
Shut up, Whozit!

Nope

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 12:55 PM

Sounds to me like you'd talk yer way outta one, Simon.

Chrisisall

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 12:57 PM

FREMDFIRMA

Heh, my days of fisticuffs were well and over many a year ago, but it's no matter.

But before I realised that a fight which didn't result in a visit to the trauma ward didn't never solve nothing, I was more like Mal, too damn stubborn to quit until I was unconscious.

I still say he woulda took the Operative if Inara hadn't broken that up, all that fancy shit will wear a guy out quick, at which point he's just easy meat, Mal woulda wore him down and then finished him off up close where all them sweeping moves do ya no good.

But anyhows, if one was paying attention, one might have noticed a theme there of gettin other folk to do my dirty work, often without them even knowin it.

The best way to handle would-be tough guys is to sidle up to em all friendly like, stroke their ego till they need to feed it, and gently guide them into taking on someone you *know* will rip them limb from limb, and then when they come to you for sympathy, all weak, battered, cussin fate and telling fables about how you should see the other guy....

That's when YOU deliver the curb stomp as a coup de gras.

-EvilBastardFrem

It cannot be said enough, those who do not learn from history, are doomed to endlessly repeat it

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by whozit:
Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Shut up, Whozit!

Nope

Get over here you punk...ooohhh, aren't we the slippery little newt?
Why I'll murdalize you, ya pipsqueek!

isall

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 12:59 PM

WHOZIT

I wonder how many times B.O.'s chin has rubbed up against a set of testicals?

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 1:20 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

Chris: I'd make you a nice cuppa tea. Spiked with phenolphthalein. (Yes, that's easy for me to say. I'm a chemist.) And then you'd be blowing your *ss out on the john. heh heh heh

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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 2:25 PM

OUT2THEBLACK

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Originally posted by SignyM:
Chris: I'd make you a nice cuppa tea. Spiked with phenolphthalein. (Yes, that's easy for me to say. I'm a chemist.)

If it's so easy for you to say , why are you lisping like Elmer Fudd when you say it ?

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 3:13 PM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

looks around --- whew !

Chris isn't here.

Maybe he could kick my ass - but he'd have to find me first.

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Silence is consent.

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 3:31 PM

DEADLOCKVICTIM

...i kicked an ass once.... sumbitch kicked me right back

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 5:12 PM

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
I could kick Finn's ass 'cause his martial art training is formal, & he likes structure; I'd break his knee while he thought I was merely ducking a punch.

I learned kungfu from a real kungfu master, fresh off the boat from China. I kid you not. Supposedly I learned the “real kungfu,” not “American kungfu.” And I learned the “most deadliest kungfu.” These are his words, not mine. Now personally, all I remember learning is very slow and methodical motions, like what most people would think of as Tai Chi. So while I might have learned the most deadliest kungfu, I can only fight people if everyone moves in slow motion.

I’m not a fighter. I learned that playing hockey. That’s why I learned to dance. So if you want to have a battle of rhythm on the dance floor, you’re on. I can Swing, Cha Cha, Rhumba, Foxtrot, Waltz, Tango, Salsa, etc.

But if you want to actually fight, well then…experience tells me that you probably will kick my ass.

Nihil est incertius vulgo, nihil obscurius voluntate hominum, nihil fallacius ratione tota comitiorum.

Nothing is more unpredictable than the mob, nothing more obscure than public opinion, nothing more deceptive than the whole political system.

-- Cicero

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 5:19 PM

I could totally kick ChrisIsAlls ass!

Then I would be anasskicerisall!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 5:26 PM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up

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Originally posted by Fremdfirma:
I still say he woulda took the Operative if Inara hadn't broken that up, all that fancy shit will wear a guy out quick, at which point he's just easy meat, Mal woulda wore him down and then finished him off up close where all them sweeping moves do ya no good.

Mal didn't follow the rules. He shot the Operative, but didn't make sure he was finished. Never leave an enemy behind you that you aren't sure is hors de combat. "Bullet to the brainpan" would have been effective. This is a major fallacy in so many movies, both action and horror.

As for me, I ain't gonna kick nobody's ass. "Run away" is always plan A. Plan B involves BTTB, as noted above.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:11 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Smile when you say that, biotch.

I'll smile when I hand you your smelly butt...for me to poop on!!!

Triumphisall

Watch it Chrissy, or Triumph will hunt you down and gnaw off your naughty bits.

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:43 AM

HERO

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
Me- I could kick Hero's ass, cause he's soft- all he does is talk & cook steaks on his BBQ.

Sure, you could do that. And I do talk and cook steaks...talk to cops, cook steak for cops...

So that means that my friends with badges, guns, and tasers would take it personally. They'd arrest you for assault, escort you to the ground, ask you to stop resisting (and you'd be resisting no matter how cooperative you were). Taser, strip search, sweaty cellmate sex, court, jury, conviction, jail, civil action, judgement, debtor, and me...laughing last.

Ha, ha, ha...

Or, I'd shoot you. I'd feel bad about it...but you came at me with a knife (and there'd be a knife), I had no choice.

H

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 6:17 AM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

Yeah, ChrisIsAll could kick my a*s, but Finn had me rolling on the floor laughing my a*s off.

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 8:34 AM

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Originally posted by Finn mac Cumhal:
I learned kungfu from a real kungfu master, fresh off the boat from China. I kid you not. Supposedly I learned the “real kungfu,” not “American kungfu.” And I learned the “most deadliest kungfu.”

Shinanju is the most deadliest form, all others are but a shadow.

Chuenisall

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 9:15 AM

AIKO

well, I'm mostly a lurker who keeps trying to make ya'lls argument make sense, and I consistantly fail (half because I have no clue what the hell ya'll are talking about, half because I can't keep most of you guys with the same avatar straight!), but, I'm pretty sure ya'll could kick my ass in a fistfight, if I had a gun or a couple knives ya'll be in trouble

Oh, that reminds me, anyone who has one of the generic default avatars that would like a customized one, I'd be willing to make avatars for people (just tell me stuff like what you'd like on it, what size, whatever)! I do need help in keeping ya'll straight (the ones with the generic ones with no signature, at any rate)

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 9:47 AM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

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Yeah, ChrisIsAll could kick my a*s, but Finn had me rolling on the floor laughing my a*s off.

And I'll bet Finn could dance MY *ss off!

So, meet me at high noon... on the dance floor!

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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 9:55 AM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

I ... UHHhhhmmmm ... foxtrot, rumba, cha cha, waltz, polka, and swing - all very, very badly.

Do you happen to know if they make steel-toed dress shoes ? (I'm asking on behalf of any dance partner who may be brave enough to show up.

)

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 12:41 PM

FREMDFIRMA

I'd change it, but I dunno how.

Already have a graphic for it tho.

Yeah, that's Lucy - think about it for a minute, and you may understand.

-Frem

It cannot be said enough, those who do not learn from history, are doomed to endlessly repeat it

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 5:40 PM

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Originally posted by SignyM:
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Yeah, ChrisIsAll could kick my a*s, but Finn had me rolling on the floor laughing my a*s off.
And I'll bet Finn could dance MY *ss off!

So, meet me at high noon... on the dance floor!

Opposite ends of the dance floor at 10 paces, then come out with dances shoes a-blazing.

Quote:
Originally posted by rue:
I ... UHHhhhmmmm ... foxtrot, rumba, cha cha, waltz, polka, and swing - all very, very badly.

Do you happen to know if they make steel-toed dress shoes ? (I'm asking on behalf of any dance partner who may be brave enough to show up. )

I don’t know about steel-toed dress shoes, but I’ve never understood why women insist up on wearing those opened toed stiletto heels. They look awfully uncomfortable. The thing to do is get yourself some comfortable practice shoes or jazz shoes and don’t worry about anyone else’s toes. If he’s leading correctly, there shouldn’t be any problem, if he’s not he will when his toes get sore enough.

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 5:46 PM

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Originally posted by Aiko:
well, I'm mostly a lurker who keeps trying to make ya'lls argument make sense, and I consistantly fail (half because I have no clue what the hell ya'll are talking about, half because I can't keep most of you guys with the same avatar straight!), but, I'm pretty sure ya'll could kick my ass in a fistfight, if I had a gun or a couple knives ya'll be in trouble

Oh, that reminds me, anyone who has one of the generic default avatars that would like a customized one, I'd be willing to make avatars for people (just tell me stuff like what you'd like on it, what size, whatever)! I do need help in keeping ya'll straight (the ones with the generic ones with no signature, at any rate)

why try to keep us straight? Just close your eyes and start swinging!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 5:54 PM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

"If he’s leading correctly, there shouldn’t be any problem, if he’s not he will when his toes get sore enough."

OH ! HE leads ! Maybe that's where I went wrong.

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hee hee hee hee hee ....

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 5:58 PM

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Originally posted by Finn mac Cumhal:
I don’t know about steel-toed dress shoes, but I’ve never understood why women insist up on wearing those opened toed stiletto heels. They look awfully uncomfortable.
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Because they look goooooooooood!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 6:11 PM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

You know, it all started for me back in kindergarten.

Maybe it was all that running around barefoot in summer, or maybe it's my 100% Polish peasant background, but I have really wide feet. I remember my mom talking to the saleswoman at the shoe store (the umpteenth one we'd been to that day trying to find shoes - any shoes - for kindergarten that fit) saying - forget the shoes, I'll take the boxes.

Each autumn was a shoe ordeal, and each autumn I got to pick another pair of saddle shoes. Oh goody. Meanwhile the other girls all got to wear those really shiny pretty patent leather shoes.

Eventually I went to a public school where they let kids wear - sneakers ! (To this day I get the men's wide ones because they fit, whereas even the widest women's ones don't.)

Well, when you can't wear pretty shoes, why wear the pretty dresses ? Fortunately the 60's were also a revolution in clothing style. My sneakers fit right in with what everyone else was wearing.

So, I never really did connect with the shoe thing. Or the fashion thing. Or being traditionally feminine.

Making a virtue out of a necessity: maybe that's how I ended up a scientist in a traditionally male field making really good money. Maybe it was all for the best.

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 6:17 PM

Well all I know is that no matter how fat my ass gets - my legs look damn good in stilettos!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 9:14 PM

FREMDFIRMA

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Or the fashion thing.

I feel ya, try being my size!

I am just a hair too big for boys shirts, and with shoulders just a bit too wide, and mens shirts just kinda hang on me...

Not to mention I'm cheap, almost never buying clothes cause there's always someone foisting off the stuff their youngest grew out of, which ain't gonna fit no one else, and I will gleefully take, and then wear till it's almost beggars rags.

I was grunge before there was grunge, lol.

My niece gives me crap about it, as do most of the younger folk I deal with, and one of her friends who's gleefully delighted to meet an *adult* Anarchist who well and truly means it, calls it "Salvation Army Chic"...

This from a sorta-goth who can wash her entire closet in only one cycle, mind you.

Kids these days, pffthhh.

-DressesLikeABumFrem

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Friday, September 12, 2008 4:28 AM

HERO

Quote:
Originally posted by rue:
I ... UHHhhhmmmm ... foxtrot, rumba, cha cha, waltz, polka, and swing

Heroes don't dance.

H

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Friday, September 12, 2008 8:45 AM

WULFENSTAR

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg

Lol this thread....its great.

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Friday, September 12, 2008 9:07 AM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

May I reminisce?

I had one GREAT dance partner. When we danced, it was like we never touched the floor. People cleared the floor for us (No, not 'cause we were bad!!!

) We flew.

Anyone who dances can't be all bad!

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A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having! ...

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Friday, September 12, 2008 9:11 AM

WULFENSTAR

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg

lol

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Friday, September 12, 2008 1:16 PM

One of my dance partners wants to do a Viennese Waltz in the upcoming showcase. That’s a dance that really travels – it’s the only dance that I’ve actually seen good dancers trip and fall in. So I’m a little nervous, but we’ve got several months to practice.

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Friday, September 12, 2008 1:20 PM

I'm confident that you'll dance up a storm- I sense your dedication in the matter.

Left feeted Chrisisall

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Friday, September 12, 2008 1:27 PM

*FMF prances around ChrisIsAll fists punching the air*

Wanna fight MO' FO! IMMO kick your ass!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

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Friday, September 12, 2008 1:28 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Man, I wish I could dance - I mean, other than dancing like a no-rhythm-having white guy, that is...

Dancing kicks my ass.

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

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Friday, September 12, 2008 2:00 PM

ARCLIGHT

I can kick everyone of youse wussified asses cuz I'm the measnest son of a bitch in the valley and the ONE GOD OBAMA walks beside me.
So on yo knees now bitches.
I'm so tough I don't even gotta spell good.

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Friday, September 12, 2008 2:12 PM

*leaps on Arc & beats the felgercarb out of him*

Chrisisall

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Friday, September 12, 2008 2:31 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

Quote:
Originally posted by SignyM:
Chris: I'd make you a nice cuppa tea. Spiked with phenolphthalein. (Yes, that's easy for me to say. I'm a chemist.) And then you'd be blowing your *ss out on the john. heh heh heh

Phenolphthalein -- it is not just an indicator, it is what's for breakfast.

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Friday, September 12, 2008 2:39 PM

KWICKO

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I can kick everyone of youse wussified asses...

To quote Rupert Giles: "I'd like to test that theory."

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Friday, September 12, 2008 7:37 PM