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Knoxville Illuminati Epic Fail
Wednesday, September 17, 2008 1:10 PM
PIRATENEWS
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Quote:Man trapped in KMA: "Mission failed" Video: www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=63934&catid=2 KNOXVILLE, TENNESSEE - When Knoxville Police found 25-year-old Richard Anthony Smith, they say he was trapped in an air duct about 45 feet below the roof of the Knoxville Museum of Art. Unusual enough. But it's what he said next--"Mission failed"--that would launch a tale of intrigue. With help from the Knoxville Fire Department, officers pulled Smith from the air duct without injury. Then they asked him what he was doing. A police report indicates Smith said he was a "special agent with the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931." His mission? One from "Director Womack," to "defuse and confiscate a Soviet-made MERV6SS-22AN warhead, with 14.5 kg of enriched uranium and a plutonium trigger, capable of delivering a 40-kiloton yield." Police say Smith believed the device was concealed in a blue, plastic cow sculpture in the basement of the museum. Smith was the first to tell police he was off-course however--the police report indicates he got a phone call from his "agency" while in the air duct, saying they had made a mistake, as the bomb is supposed to be hidden in a museum in Memphis. "thank goodness he had a cell phone and was able to call 9-1-1 and got out without getting injured because it could have turned out much worse," says KMA Executive Director David Butler. "You know everyone is laughing about it, and obviously concerned about this guy and his well being and it was a serious situation and we had to handle it as such," says Darrell DeBusk with the Knoxville Police Report. The police report indicates Smith said he rappeled onto the roof from a CH2 Huey, but police believe he stood on an ash tray to get onto the stepped-design portion of the roof. Smith called 911 himself, just before 4:30 Wednesday morning. He faces a charge of aggravated burglary.
Quote: "This is a Soviet MIRV-Six, from an SS-22N launch vehicle. The warhead contains 14.5 kilos of enriched uranium, with a plutonium trigger. The nominal yield is 10 kilotons." http://sfy.ru/sfy.html?script=true_lies
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AURAPTOR
America loves a winner!
Monday, September 22, 2008 3:37 AM
FREMDFIRMA
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Monday, September 22, 2008 4:56 AM
Monday, September 22, 2008 5:51 AM
CITIZEN
Quote:Originally posted by Fremdfirma: God forbid you actually think for yourself when you have Rupert Murdoch to do it for you. Who the hell did you think you were gonna fool, presenting that load of fecal matter to folks who actually do their homework on a subject, you pathetic amateur ?
Monday, September 22, 2008 6:42 AM
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Monday, September 22, 2008 7:24 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Fremdfirma: Oh yeah, cause the copy/paste function takes sooo much brainpower, golly gee, I'm surprised you didn't have a breakdown, but then, how would we tell ?
Monday, September 22, 2008 7:30 AM
Monday, September 22, 2008 7:54 AM
Quote:Originally posted by AURaptor: And all you did was copy/ paste from kook fringe sites which simply make up shit , out of hand, that does nothing but say the contrary to what a legit news network reports.
Monday, September 22, 2008 8:33 AM
Quote:Originally posted by citizen: Quote:Originally posted by AURaptor: And all you did was copy/ paste from kook fringe sites which simply make up shit , out of hand, that does nothing but say the contrary to what a legit news network reports. Wikipedia is a 'kook fringe site' and Fox News is a 'legit news network'. I suppose every tin foil hat has their own conspiracy website of truth.
Monday, September 22, 2008 1:04 PM
KWICKO
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)
Quote: And all you did was copy/ paste from kook fringe sites which simply make up shit...
Monday, September 22, 2008 11:14 PM
KHYRON
Tuesday, September 23, 2008 12:50 AM
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 4:06 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Fremdfirma: Which is, in short, what it is intended and set up to do.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008 7:03 AM
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 1:22 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Kwicko: Rappy reminds me of this guy: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2991696933616148769&ei=KXTZSJHyB5PYrAKK4ey4Ag&q=remain+calm+animal+house&vt=lf Mike
Tuesday, September 23, 2008 1:33 PM
KIRKULES
Quote:Originally posted by piratenews: But the metal airduct is grounded, so there's no way to make a cellphone call from inside a Farrady Cage. So he must've stood on the roof, called 911, and jumped down the airvent when cops arrived. WTF?
Tuesday, September 23, 2008 2:23 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Kwicko: Rappy reminds me of this guy:
Tuesday, September 23, 2008 5:46 PM
Quote:Originally posted by AURaptor: I have no clue
Wednesday, September 24, 2008 12:32 AM
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