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Originally posted by whozit:
Doctors have found a disgusting lump between Pop Diva Madonna's shoulders, they say it's old, ugly, wrinkled, has bleach blonde hair and wo'nt shut up. Her soon to be ex-hushand (3rd rate director Guy Ritchie) thinks they should just whack the lump with a mallet. www.whozitreport.bs

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CNN Talking Head 1: "Madonna wraps herself in plastic every night after rubbing $1,000 worth of lotion on herself. Apparently desperate to regain her youthful body."

CNN Talking Head 2: "It rubs the lotion on its skin..."

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