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Ok then, Political Humor.

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008 7:52 PM

To quote Mal - "Ayup, that went well.."

Sooo, let's try a different tack, since politics is on everyones mind, right ?

Titles and authors of (fictional) ridiculous political books - don't hold back, the more over the top, the better!

I'll toss out some in the next post.

-F

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008 7:53 PM

FREMDFIRMA

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The turd that wouldn't flush.
Surviving the post republican era backlash.
-Karl Rove.

Sound like you mean it.
How to speak evil without sounding like a moron.
-H. Kissinger, w/special dedication to "W".

Socialism and you!
How to spread the wealth, to yourself!
-B. Obama.

Political voodoo for the masses.
And how to stick the pins in.
-Don Rumsfeld.

How to make good sense look ridiculous.
And really irrate everyone.
-John Lee.

How to totally get away with it.
And nearly help your wife do it too!
-Bill Clinton

My life as presedint
And why dose evryone hate me ?
-G. Bush

The Mechanics of economic political arson.
They had it coming.
-G. Soros.

The whisper that carries like a scream.
A how-to guide for every kind of political sabotage.
-F. Firma

Why Israel is better than you.
And why they're richer, suckers!
-Paul Wolfowitz.

Think like a queen!
A womans get rich guide.
-S. Palin.

Me and 534 morons.
How I really feel about it.
-Ron Paul.

It's all about me baby!
The official, authorised autobiography.
-R. Nader.

String Pulling for dummies.
Includes special chapter, string pulling OF dummies.
-Dick Cheney, w/special dedication to "friend Sarah".

How to not get elected.
But look like you're trying to.
-B. Barr.

Foot from mouth extraction.
A how-to guide for political missteps.
-R Murdoch.

A treatise on the mechanics of general stuff.
How to project obfuscation and stupidity while you sharpen the blade.
-Joe Biden.

Political assclowning for fun and profit.
How to roll over the big bucks.
-Rush Limbaugh.

Selling out.
They did it to me, so I did it to you.
-Howard Dean.

A beginners guide to media manipulation.
The Sinclair legacy, and how it happened.
-David D Smith.

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Oh man, this is too easy, not to mention fun!

Have at it folks!

-F

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008 9:52 PM

RIGHTEOUS9

Those are some good ones.

I'll probably cringe at these in the morning,
but I bothered to write some.

Don't tell Us what their Rights Are

"A treatise on how Constitutional Rights should be violated much more representatively - at the State level"

- Ron Paul

How I Will be Vindicted

"Does that sound like a prison movie with that Diesel fella as a big homo inmate to anybody else? hehehe..."

-doubleU(that's my pen name)

Catastrophic Success - how time will make me rite

"and damn Jesus, do i have to bring about the whole judgement thing myself already? Sheesh, it's getting pretty hot down here."

George W.

Well Pardon Me, and you, and you, and you, not you fucker, and you, and you...and you turdblossom

"My famouser Pardon list than all the Other Presidents combined...you will know their names but not their crimes...hehehe"

-Georgie

Avoiding Liberal Mind Tricks

"how saying lalalalala in your head, and sometimes out loud, can be the best defense against speaking frankly"

- Michele Bachman

Gateway to Armageddan

"How we gave them Christianity and a place on the bus to ride, and how they took our White House and left us with Penis Envy"

- Pat Buchanon

Fuck you America - The George W. Bush Hand Gesture Pop-up Book

"Had me in stitches so bad I almost choked on another pretzel...a must read for all Americans with a good sense of humor. Hey, can you hear this? I'lll turn it up..heheheh" - George W. Bush

North, South, East and West of Bagdad

"how to cover your knowns, known unknowns and Unknown Unknowns with ambiguous Bullhooey"

-Donald Rumsfeld

One More C--- I have to Live With

"Now...no I never called Cunty a Cin...I never...look, even if Palin is one, is that really a bad thing, my friends? I think no...because it just shows how much mavericks we can be together...disagreeing, namecalling..woah there...heh. "

-John Mccain

Everybody in Washington is to blame! - Lets Pillory some Liberals

"How this self-made independant chooses his targets when he plays a straight shooter on TV, and how you should too, pinheads."

- Bill O'reilly

Say it aint so Joe, but If it aint Straight Talk, its Gay Talk

"Mavericky Hints on How I will Govern as Vice President"

-Sarah Palin

Off The Table

"Congressional ettiquetes, including good table manners - a healthy respect for the tablespace where we bend over the American Public and have our way with it."

- Nancy Pelosi

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 5:27 AM

RIGHTEOUS9

How to Walk on Water, But only if you're Me

"and How to deny being the Messiah with the use of humility and Self-Deprication, but then nobody is calling you the Messiah are they? I'm starting to believe the hype, bitches!"

- Barrack Obama

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 6:24 AM

FREMDFIRMA

Oh come on now, here I am giving our resident right a free and open shot to bust some liberal chops in all good fun and no one's takin it ?

I'll ever prime the pump by bogarting from Whozit.

Hot sweaty mansex.
Gettin your same-sex freak on.
-B. Obama

Come on guys, play with us...

-F

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 6:35 AM

WULFENSTAR

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg

- Who Stole Our Country?
R. Paul

- How to Be a Token, and WIN!
B. Obama

- Im the Man for the JOB!
H. Clinton

- Half White Makes Me ALLRIGHT!
B. Obama

- The Earth is Ending so Get Your Freak On!
S. Palin

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 6:52 AM

RIGHTEOUS9

I like that Palin one especially...

heh..that second Obama one is pretty good too...

by the way Frem,

what was the Howard Dean one in reference to? I probably just don't know that tidbit.

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 6:53 AM

DEADLOCKVICTIM

Face Carving for Fun and Profit
My life as a 'cutter'
Ashley Todd

I am not a Crook
(yes i am)
R. Nixon

My favorite falafel
Bite me Olbermann
B. O'Riley

Armageddon
I ain't leavin' nothing standin'....merry fuckin christmas
G.W. Bush

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 7:00 AM

RIVERLOVE

"How I Fucked Up" by Hillary Clinton

"Sleeping Alone" by Hillary Clinton

"How To Run For President While Carrying On A Long-Term Sexual Affair" by John Edwards

"How To Get A Sweetheart Mortgage from Countrywide Right Before They Go Bankrupt" By Chris Dodd

"How To Chair The House Finance Commitee For The Last two Years, and Still Not Take Any Responsibility For The Meltdown" by Barney Frank

" How To Have A Gay Lover On The Board Of Fannie Mae, And Still Be Objective, While Telling America In July That Fannie Was In Great Shape" by Barney Frank

"How To Blame George W. Bush For The Economic Meltdown In America, Despite The Fact That The Entire World's Markets Are Collapsing Too" by Howard Dean

And for some balance :

" How To Come Out Of Nowhere, Rise Quickly, Then Fade Back To Nothingness" By Sarah Palin

" How To Run The Absolute Worst Campaign In History" by McCain Campaign 2008

" How To Lose Any Credibility As An Independent Politician By Running Back To Washington To Vote With Bush" by John McCain

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 7:16 AM

WULFENSTAR

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg

How I really wanted to nail Palin
-B. Obama

How I really wanted to nail Palin
-H. Clinton

How I really wanted to nail Palin
-B. Clinton

How I really wanted to nail Palin
-N. Pelosi

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 7:28 AM

DEADLOCKVICTIM

Thinking With the Little Head
How to win votes and influence horny old white men
S. Palin

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 7:35 AM

DEADLOCKVICTIM

From Abumchuck to Zamboni
Naming your kids the Alaskan Way!
S. & T. Palin

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 7:45 AM