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You don't seem fine.

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Want a bagel?

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I'll be fine

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Originally posted by Khyron:

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Want a bagel?

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Given some recent revelations, I don't think AURaptor would mind one ... do you have one with jelly in it?

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I have bad news for you libs, I'm not going to cry. I feel OK, the fact that BONES is on tonight helps. I thought that Barry's win would mean a Republican blood bath, (they needed a bath) but they lost fewer seat in the House than I thought, and did'nt win 60 seats in the Senate they needed for Barry to become a Dictator. I was expecting much worse, so I'm going to microwave a bagel and fuck it.

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

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What about us Libertarians?

We usually do whatever we want anyways.

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Awww, that's too bad. Can I do something about that?


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What about us Libertarians?

We usually do whatever we want anyways.

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This just in: BONES HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!!

Production of new episodes will be halted with immediate effect. No news yet what will replace Bones, but word on the street is that it'll be 13 1-hour episodes of compilations of Barack Obama's best speeches.

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This just in: BONES HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!!

Production of new episodes will be halted with immediate effect. No news yet what will replace Bones, but word on the street is that it'll be 13 1-hour episodes of compilations of Barack Obama's best speeches.

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McCain/Palin: The first presidential ticket that features two candidates who have both been found to have violated ethics standards.

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Best speeches? Does he say "Change" over and over for 13 hours?

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Best speeches? Does he say "Change" over and over for 13 hours?

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...the great thing about Obama's speeches is that when you put them on an LP and play them backwards, he actually says "Kill whitey and redistribute his wealth, comrades!". Very inspirational!

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..... so I'm going to microwave a bagel and fuck it.

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...the great thing about Obama's speeches is that when you put them on an LP and play them backwards, he actually says "Kill whitey and redistribute his wealth, comrades!". Very inspirational!

...For a real mind-blower, try syncing them up to "The Wizard of Oz"! It's freaky!

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Don't feel too bad Whozit.

Look on the bright side, it coulda been worse.

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If you wanna be perfectly honest, that scares a lot of black America too.

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