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UPDATED: Sunday, November 30, 2008 23:15
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Saturday, November 29, 2008 3:40 AM

WHOZIT


Now that "BATMAN" is dead, (good riddance) I have decited to become a super hero. From now on I am "THE ZIT". I have the power to drive liberals crazy with my right-wing views and bad spelling. BEWARE! My 2nd choice for a name was "THE BAGEL"!

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

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Saturday, November 29, 2008 3:55 AM

ANTHONYT

Freedom is Important because People are Important


Hello,

Despite my carefully cultivated good nature, I do have moments of weakness.

Such as when I thought, "I prefer 'The Bagel' because then you could go f*ck yourself."

--Anthony



"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner

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Saturday, November 29, 2008 4:05 AM

WHOZIT


Quote:
Originally posted by AnthonyT:
Hello,

Despite my carefully cultivated good nature, I do have moments of weakness.

Such as when I thought, "I prefer 'The Bagel' because then you could go f*ck yourself."

--Anthony



"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner
Now you're thinking funny

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

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Saturday, November 29, 2008 5:01 AM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.


Zit is a troll. Pay it no mind and it'll go away.

---------------------------------
Let's party like its 1929.

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Saturday, November 29, 2008 6:48 AM

WHOZIT


I've thought of my catch phrase, I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR PAIN! It'll catch on, you watch.

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

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Saturday, November 29, 2008 7:12 AM

FREMDFIRMA


He is, at some vulgar level amusing at times.

But then, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while - guess that explains why he's chock full of them.


-F

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Saturday, November 29, 2008 7:18 AM

WHOZIT


Quote:
Originally posted by Fremdfirma:
He is, at some vulgar level amusing at times.

But then, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while - guess that explains why he's chock full of them.


-F
Cool I'm VULGAR! I'm adding that to my list of super powers.

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

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Saturday, November 29, 2008 4:46 PM

ELVISCHRIST


Quote:
Originally posted by AnthonyT:
Hello,

Despite my carefully cultivated good nature, I do have moments of weakness.

Such as when I thought, "I prefer 'The Bagel' because then you could go f*ck yourself."

--Anthony



"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner


Anthony, you're a wellspring of civility on these boards, but you've just shown that when you let the mask slip a little, you're also damned funny.

BTW, you owe me a keyboard; mine's got coffee all over it now.

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Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:40 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Anthony expressed a different version of my immediate thought.

Perhaps Zit is the superhero, and the liberals are the bagel?

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Sunday, November 30, 2008 11:39 AM

ELVISCHRIST


Quote:
Originally posted by jewelstaitefan:
Anthony expressed a different version of my immediate thought.

Perhaps Zit is the superhero, and the liberals are the bagel?


Trust me, if The Zit is the best you guys can do, the Evil League of Evil LIberals has NOOOOOOO worries...

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Sunday, November 30, 2008 12:18 PM

WHOZIT


Quote:
Originally posted by ElvisChrist:
Quote:
Originally posted by jewelstaitefan:
Anthony expressed a different version of my immediate thought.

Perhaps Zit is the superhero, and the liberals are the bagel?


Trust me, if The Zit is the best you guys can do, the Evil League of Evil LIberals has NOOOOOOO worries...
"THE ZIT" grabs a bagel and leaps into action!

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

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Sunday, November 30, 2008 11:15 PM

FREMDFIRMA


Ah, but I have something far more dangerous than liberals, HA!

I have your kryptonite, I have benzoyl peroxide!

Prepare to be oxidized, annoying do-gooder!
(insert stock clip of maniacal laughter here)

-F

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