REAL WORLD EVENT DISCUSSIONS

The Zit

POSTED BY: WHOZIT
UPDATED: Sunday, November 30, 2008 23:15
SHORT URL:
VIEWED: 1006
PAGE 1 of 1

Saturday, November 29, 2008 3:40 AM

WHOZIT


Now that "BATMAN" is dead, (good riddance) I have decited to become a super hero. From now on I am "THE ZIT". I have the power to drive liberals crazy with my right-wing views and bad spelling. BEWARE! My 2nd choice for a name was "THE BAGEL"!

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Saturday, November 29, 2008 3:55 AM

ANTHONYT

Freedom is Important because People are Important


Hello,

Despite my carefully cultivated good nature, I do have moments of weakness.

Such as when I thought, "I prefer 'The Bagel' because then you could go f*ck yourself."

--Anthony



"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Saturday, November 29, 2008 4:05 AM

WHOZIT


Quote:

Originally posted by AnthonyT:
Hello,

Despite my carefully cultivated good nature, I do have moments of weakness.

Such as when I thought, "I prefer 'The Bagel' because then you could go f*ck yourself."

--Anthony



"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner

Now you're thinking funny

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Saturday, November 29, 2008 5:01 AM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.


Zit is a troll. Pay it no mind and it'll go away.

---------------------------------
Let's party like its 1929.

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Saturday, November 29, 2008 6:48 AM

WHOZIT


I've thought of my catch phrase, I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR PAIN! It'll catch on, you watch.

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Saturday, November 29, 2008 7:12 AM

FREMDFIRMA


He is, at some vulgar level amusing at times.

But then, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while - guess that explains why he's chock full of them.


-F

NOTIFY: N   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Saturday, November 29, 2008 7:18 AM

WHOZIT


Quote:

Originally posted by Fremdfirma:
He is, at some vulgar level amusing at times.

But then, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while - guess that explains why he's chock full of them.


-F

Cool I'm VULGAR! I'm adding that to my list of super powers.

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Saturday, November 29, 2008 4:46 PM

ELVISCHRIST


Quote:

Originally posted by AnthonyT:
Hello,

Despite my carefully cultivated good nature, I do have moments of weakness.

Such as when I thought, "I prefer 'The Bagel' because then you could go f*ck yourself."

--Anthony



"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner



Anthony, you're a wellspring of civility on these boards, but you've just shown that when you let the mask slip a little, you're also damned funny.

BTW, you owe me a keyboard; mine's got coffee all over it now.

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:40 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Anthony expressed a different version of my immediate thought.

Perhaps Zit is the superhero, and the liberals are the bagel?

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Sunday, November 30, 2008 11:39 AM

ELVISCHRIST


Quote:

Originally posted by jewelstaitefan:
Anthony expressed a different version of my immediate thought.

Perhaps Zit is the superhero, and the liberals are the bagel?



Trust me, if The Zit is the best you guys can do, the Evil League of Evil LIberals has NOOOOOOO worries...

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Sunday, November 30, 2008 12:18 PM

WHOZIT


Quote:

Originally posted by ElvisChrist:
Quote:

Originally posted by jewelstaitefan:
Anthony expressed a different version of my immediate thought.

Perhaps Zit is the superhero, and the liberals are the bagel?



Trust me, if The Zit is the best you guys can do, the Evil League of Evil LIberals has NOOOOOOO worries...

"THE ZIT" grabs a bagel and leaps into action!

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Sunday, November 30, 2008 11:15 PM

FREMDFIRMA


Ah, but I have something far more dangerous than liberals, HA!

I have your kryptonite, I have benzoyl peroxide!

Prepare to be oxidized, annoying do-gooder!
(insert stock clip of maniacal laughter here)

-F

NOTIFY: N   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

YOUR OPTIONS

NEW POSTS TODAY

USERPOST DATE

OTHER TOPICS

DISCUSSIONS
Futurist movement, Techno Science Optimists
Fri, July 25, 2025 05:20 - 94 posts
Science given the boot at White House
Fri, July 25, 2025 05:18 - 211 posts
The Honeymoon is Over
Fri, July 25, 2025 04:52 - 395 posts
Do you feel like the winds of change are blowing today too?
Fri, July 25, 2025 04:05 - 2635 posts
As Palestinians pushes for statehood, Israel finds itself more isolated
Thu, July 24, 2025 20:54 - 319 posts
Midterms 2026
Thu, July 24, 2025 19:22 - 181 posts
QAnons' representatives here
Thu, July 24, 2025 19:19 - 815 posts
Trump Is Destroying Everything He Touches
Thu, July 24, 2025 18:50 - 481 posts
WHY TRUMP IS STUPID
Thu, July 24, 2025 18:43 - 48 posts
Countdown to Trumps 2026 Impeachment.
Thu, July 24, 2025 18:37 - 114 posts
Trunp loses again in Court
Thu, July 24, 2025 18:35 - 751 posts
Cry-Baby Trump
Thu, July 24, 2025 18:34 - 108 posts

FFF.NET SOCIAL