Just to amuse ourselves. by Fremdfirma

I microwaved a bagel, and when it cooled, it got sorta hard & stuff, so I just toast them now.

The warm & crispy Chrisisall

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Friday, January 16, 2009 9:19 AM

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Originally posted by Fremdfirma:

(No bagels however, please.)
-Frem

Actually there is a fun game you can use bagels for, it's call ring toss. I'll let you use your imagination for the target used.

Sorry Frem, I know you said please but I saw it as a double dog dare.

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Friday, January 16, 2009 9:24 AM

*ALERT: DETECTED POSSIBILITY OF THIS THREAD BECOMING BAGEL SPECIFIC*

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Friday, January 16, 2009 9:27 AM

I made the comment earlier. A bagel isn't really something you can microwave. It's much more of a toaster deal. You know what goes really well though is Nutella

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Friday, January 16, 2009 9:35 AM

Bagels are good for putting sauce & cheese on, makin' it more like a pizza...in fact, EVERY food is better if you make it more like a pizza.

The not-Italian-in-this-life Chrisisall

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Friday, January 16, 2009 9:38 AM

FREMDFIRMA

That was too easy.. quick too.

Chris, you of all folk knew quite well that was me hanging a "WET PAINT" sign on a dry bench just to mindscrew folks into mocking Zit for me.

You just wanted to play too, don't lie!

-F

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Friday, January 16, 2009 9:42 AM

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Originally posted by Fremdfirma:

You just wanted to play too, don't lie!

Bagels? Heh, I AM from New York, y'know.

The Bagel Central Chrisisall

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Friday, January 16, 2009 9:51 AM

THESOMNAMBULIST

Hey do they cut holes into bagels or make a ring with the dough?

Oh and I beenz to New York with my girlfriend. I freaking loved the place!!

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Friday, January 16, 2009 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by TheSomnambulist:

Oh and I beenz to New York with my girlfriend. I freaking loved the place!!

Best pizza & bagels in the world.

The carb-conscious Chrisisall

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Friday, January 16, 2009 10:05 AM

THESOMNAMBULIST

Originally posted by chrisisall:

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Best pizza & bagels in the world.

Hey Big 'C' we're buds right?.. So I wont tell my VERY Italian girlfriend what you just said about Pizzas

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Friday, January 16, 2009 10:11 AM

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Hey Big 'C' we're buds right?.. So I wont tell my VERY Italian girlfriend what you just said about Pizzas

Thanks.

Actually, my Wife went to Italy, and said their pizza was different than in the states, very much more like food, and not just a snack.

The backpedeling Chrisisall

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Friday, January 16, 2009 10:14 AM

LEEDAVIDT

ZOE
(chuckling)
Next time we smuggle stock, let's make
it something smaller.
WASH
Yeah, we should start dealing in those
black-market beagles.

beagles? oh...you guys meant Bagles...my Bad ! :) jk :)

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Friday, January 16, 2009 10:18 AM

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
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Originally posted by TheSomnambulist:

Oh and I beenz to New York with my girlfriend. I freaking loved the place!!

Best pizza & bagels in the world.

Isn't NY pizza that thick crusted crap? Real pizza has a thin crispy crust.

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Friday, January 16, 2009 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
Bagels are good for putting sauce & cheese on, makin' it more like a pizza...in fact, EVERY food is better if you make it more like a pizza.

The not-Italian-in-this-life Chrisisall

except Peanut Butter or ice cream

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Friday, January 16, 2009 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by Kirkules:
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Originally posted by chrisisall:
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Originally posted by TheSomnambulist:

Oh and I beenz to New York with my girlfriend. I freaking loved the place!!

Best pizza & bagels in the world.

Isn't NY pizza that thick crusted crap? Real pizza has a thin crispy crust.

Real Pizza has nothing to do with anything in America called Pizza

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Friday, January 16, 2009 10:21 AM

THESOMNAMBULIST

Originally posted by Chrisisall:

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Actually, my Wife went to Italy, and said their pizza was different than in the states, very much more like food, and not just a snack.

'Tis true. It's a very straight forward food out there, none of this fancy stuff like pineapples and ham. Having said that my girlfriends brother makes this cracking potato pizza - with a little basil, olive oil and cheese. Very tasty! The potato is sliced very thinly. It works.

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Friday, January 16, 2009 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
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Originally posted by Kirkules:
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Originally posted by chrisisall:
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Originally posted by TheSomnambulist:

Oh and I beenz to New York with my girlfriend. I freaking loved the place!!

Best pizza & bagels in the world.

Isn't NY pizza that thick crusted crap? Real pizza has a thin crispy crust.

Real Pizza has nothing to do with anything in America called Pizza

Sorry, I should have specified American pizza. Don't they use tomato on their pizzas too now, a rip off of American pizza.

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Friday, January 16, 2009 10:26 AM

um, they have all types. It depends were you go. I had pizza in Naples as a kid with tomatoes on. But, it is completely different and IMHO more betterer than American.

There is one called a Four Seasons or una pizza di quattro stagioni - that is divided in 4 quarters and each one has different toppings, like seafood on one, myabe just cheese on the other,,blah blah, blah - never liked that one.

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Friday, January 16, 2009 10:29 AM

... now I'm hungry....

The cheesy Chrisisall

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Friday, January 16, 2009 10:31 AM

STORYMARK

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Bagels are good for putting sauce & cheese on, makin' it more like a pizza...in fact, EVERY food is better if you make it more like a pizza.

The not-Italian-in-this-life Chrisisall

except Peanut Butter or ice cream

True. But those two do go well together.

I actually have a theory that every single food known to man can be improved by adding either cheese or peanut butter. And on rare occasions, both.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Friday, January 16, 2009 10:31 AM

STORYMARK

Oh, and on the subject of bagels, I think I may have found a picture of our resident bagel...er.... enthusiast:

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Friday, January 16, 2009 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by Storymark:
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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
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Originally posted by chrisisall:
Bagels are good for putting sauce & cheese on, makin' it more like a pizza...in fact, EVERY food is better if you make it more like a pizza.

The not-Italian-in-this-life Chrisisall

except Peanut Butter or ice cream

True. But those two do go well together.

I actually have a theory that every single food known to man can be improved by adding either cheese or peanut butter. And on rare occasions, both.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

My weirdo, also know as eldest son dips his cheddar cheese IN peanut butter

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Friday, January 16, 2009 10:33 AM

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Originally posted by Storymark:

I actually have a theory that every single food known to man can be improved by adding either cheese or peanut butter.

Reeses has a new one- peanuts in the peanut butter cup, freeze it & it's great.

The pedestrian Chrisisall

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Friday, January 16, 2009 10:37 AM

AKA: WHOZIT

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Friday, January 16, 2009 10:58 AM

WULFENSTAR

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg

Bagels, they ain't just for sex anymore....

Who'da thunk it?

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Friday, January 16, 2009 11:08 AM

The mini one make good candle holders.....

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Friday, January 16, 2009 11:16 AM

Hah. Good work Frem. I've put no bagels please a couple of times and not baited people into the bagel wars, even gotten some whozit posts in ignorance of the suggestion.

Caveman

NY Pizza is the flat one. Chicago Pizza is the thick one. I like 'em both.

The original proto-pizza came to italy from persia around 500 bc, be languished in obscurity for 2000 years until marco polo added a tomato. Still, the tomato pizza didn't catch on until the industrial revolution, and shortly conquered the earth. In Italy and much of europe, you still will not get tomatoes on your pizza unless you order a margarita, instead of a pizza. You will then get a pizza, instead of a margarita.

Hmm, it's 20 below, but I'm tempted to go out and get a pizza.

Meanwhile, this is insane. How many people are from NY? It seems like everyone here is from NY.

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Friday, January 16, 2009 11:25 AM

its pizza Margherita. Named for Queen Margherita in 1889.

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Friday, January 16, 2009 11:30 AM

Ah, FMF, thanks.

I like your crust, but I do not like your Crusty, he is a very annoying character

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Friday, January 16, 2009 12:28 PM

DEADLOCKVICTIM

...had a bagel once... hellofa a squirrel dog....

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Friday, January 16, 2009 12:31 PM

I think bagels sound very forlorn....nothing quite as sad as taps being played on a bagel.

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Friday, January 16, 2009 12:33 PM

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EVERY food is better if you make it more like a pizza.

Pizza is an awful lot like sex; when it's good, it's great, and when it's bad... it's still pretty freakin' good!

Mike

"It is complete now; the hands of time are neatly tied."

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Friday, January 16, 2009 12:34 PM

WHOZIT

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Originally posted by chrisisall:

AKA: WHOZIT

www.haruth.com/bagel.html The bagel is a wonderful thing

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

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Friday, January 16, 2009 12:34 PM

DEADLOCKVICTIM

and it's CAPTIAN CHAOS... thank you very much !

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Friday, January 16, 2009 12:39 PM

WHOZIT

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and it's CAPTIAN CHAOS... thank you very much !

Stan Lee's new GAY Super Hero!

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

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Friday, January 16, 2009 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
The original proto-pizza came to italy from persia around 500 bc, be languished in obscurity for 2000 years until marco polo added a tomato. Still, the tomato pizza didn't catch on until the industrial revolution, and shortly conquered the earth. In Italy and much of europe, you still will not get tomatoes on your pizza unless you order a margarita, instead of a pizza. You will then get a pizza, instead of a margarita.

It would have been difficult for Marco Polo to put Tomatoes on Pizza since he died about 1325 and Tomatoes were brought to Europe from the New World around 1540 by the Spanish.

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Friday, January 16, 2009 1:15 PM

FREMDFIRMA

Well OK then, if you're *that* serious about your Pizza...

Then this link will keep you occupied for quite a while - just don't blow your oven to bits or set your kitchen on fire, eh ?

http://www.varasanos.com/PizzaRecipe.htm

This dude is seriously serious about this kinda thing.

-F

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Friday, January 16, 2009 2:49 PM