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POSTED BY: PIRATENEWS
UPDATED: Friday, January 23, 2009 18:16
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Warning to Lowes customers, major scam

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowes customers. This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also November 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 30th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

"Dirty dirty whore!"
-Mal, Trash

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Friday, January 23, 2009 6:16 PM

DREAMTROVE

This is an old trick. I fell for it 20 some years ago. But to fall for it on a nearly daily basis is impressive. :)

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