Sarah Palin getting divorced??? Awwww... say it ain't so. by chrisisall

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Hmmm... Divorce, allegations of affairs for both of them...

I'm not even sure that any of these things are considered marks against her by today's Republican party! Aren't affairs and multiple marriages all part of "traditional family values" for these yahoos?

Mike

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 1:38 PM

Weird - it seems like lots of places are debunking this, including this story:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2009/08/01/2009-08-01_sarah_p
alin_denies_reports_she_is_getting_divorced_from_.html

Note the picture, though; where's Sarah's wedding ring? Why isn't she wearing it?

WHAT IS SHE HIDING?

JUST SHOW US THE RING, SARAH!!! WHY WON'T YOU SHOW US THE RING?!

Mike

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 1:58 PM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

As long as you're vocally "contrite" about them and promise to be a "better person" because of them. Then you get applauded at Republican dinners.

Would be interesting if that were the reason, or part of the reason. Her quitting still makes no sense to me.

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 2:37 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
http://www.alaskareport.com/news39/x71283_divorce_palins.htm
What a total gorram failure. Waaaah, she's not Vice President, Waaah, her daughter don't listen to her, Waaaah, she don't wanna be Governor now, Waaah, she don't wanna be married now...

What a whiner.

The laughing Chrisisall

Aw, c'mon, Chris. This is all just the result of the evil, left-wing-liberal-biased media unfairly picking on her, her family, and her kids. Probably should blame Tina Fey and SNL, too. And Katie Couric.

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 3:02 PM

And David Letterman. And Charlie Gibson. And John McCain. And Barack Obama - ESPECIALLY Obama! If he hadn't won, she wouldn't even be in this mess - she'd be hiding in an "undisclosed location" somewhere!

Mike

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:17 PM

I bet she had an affair with "Joe The Plumber."
How else would she have this trouble?
One year from now, we'll know it all, but right now it's all "A story" like phantom WMD.

*LOL, what a good Republican VP she would have made*

The laughing Chrisisall

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:28 PM

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I bet she had an affair with "Joe The Plumber."

Oh, gawd - now I've got every horrible 70s porno stuck in my head... Lemme guess - she called Joe the Plumber to, aherm, uh... clean out her pipes. And he has, uh... just the right tool, right? Bwow-chicka-BWOW-wowwww...

Now I need mental bleach to try to wipe that image permanently from my mind!

Mike

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 7:40 PM

GINOBIFFARONI

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
I bet she had an affair with "Joe The Plumber."
How else would she have this trouble?
One year from now, we'll know it all, but right now it's all "A story" like phantom WMD.

*LOL, what a good Republican VP she would have made*

The laughing Chrisisall

It was John McCain !!!!!!

" I don't believe in hypothetical situations - it's kinda like lying to your brain "

" They don't hate America, they hate Americans " Homer Simpson

Lets party like its 1939

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 7:56 PM

PIRATECAT

First of all Chrisisall, you just don't willy nilly take off with out a kitchen pass. Don't be driven around the Grand Canyon eaten at Waffle House without posting. We have issues here to discuss.

Now about Sara. I was at a rally and I caught her eye. We slept together. I am a very attractive man. What can you do when a diva calls.

Stop emailing me Chris I am straight and I don't like motel 6s.

"Battle of Serenity, Mal. Besides Zoe here, how many-" "I'm talkin at you! How many men in your platoon came out of their alive".

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 9:53 PM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

Mike, now see what you've done? I'm headed for bed and I'm going to have images like THAT running through my brain all night!

Shame on you!!!

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Sunday, August 16, 2009 3:30 AM

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Originally posted by PirateCat:
Stop emailing me Chris I am straight and I don't like motel 6s.

But Pirate, you are my density...

The laughing Chrisisall

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Sunday, August 16, 2009 6:22 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by Niki2:

Her quitting still makes no sense to me.

She's not a homosexual. That's grounds for excommunication from both "traditional" parties.

But she's still a ho, just like her daughter.

Sarah Palin's Secret Lover Is Her Hubby's Best Friend
www.nationalenquirer.com/national_enquirer_world_exclusive_sarah_palin
s_secret_lover_revealed/celebrity/65481

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Sunday, August 16, 2009 12:53 PM

FREMDFIRMA

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
Now I need mental bleach to try to wipe that image permanently from my mind!

Here, the Republican Party had some left over from 2004, it should still be good.

-F

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Sunday, August 16, 2009 1:00 PM

CENTURY22

Naw, just another left wing conspiracy.

You can't stop the signal.

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Sunday, August 16, 2009 1:16 PM

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Originally posted by Century22:
Naw, just another left wing conspiracy.

You can't stop the signal.

You mean a "vast" left-wing conspiracy? Really?

So where's the ring?

Mike

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Sunday, August 16, 2009 1:29 PM

PIZMOBEACH

... fully loaded, safety off...

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by PirateCat:
Stop emailing me Chris I am straight and I don't like motel 6s.

But Pirate, you are my density...

BWAH! I read that as "destiny" the first time and that was plenty funny that way... "density"... har har...

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Sunday, August 16, 2009 1:33 PM

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Originally posted by pizmobeach:

BWAH! I read that as "destiny" the first time

I was channeling Crispin Glover.

The laughing Chrisisall

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Sunday, August 16, 2009 1:38 PM

Hey, if Sarah's free, name the place, time, times, that black and red number works fine for me.

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Sunday, August 16, 2009 1:42 PM

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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
Hey, if Sarah's free, name the place, time, times, that black and red number works fine for me.

Silly silly British man.

The laughing Chrisisall

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Sunday, August 16, 2009 11:06 PM

Sorry, still a newyorker

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Monday, August 17, 2009 2:18 AM

RIPWASH

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Quote:
Originally posted by Century22:
Naw, just another left wing conspiracy.

You can't stop the signal.

You mean a "vast" left-wing conspiracy? Really?

So where's the ring?

Mike

She'll produce the ring when Obama produces the full-form birth certificate.

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"It's okay! I'm a leaf on the wind!!!"
"What does that mean?!?!?!"

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Monday, August 17, 2009 2:19 AM

RIPWASH

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by pizmobeach:

BWAH! I read that as "destiny" the first time
I was channeling Crispin Glover.

The laughing Chrisisall

Darth Vader told me that if I didn't ask Loraine out he'd melt my brain!

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"It's okay! I'm a leaf on the wind!!!"
"What does that mean?!?!?!"

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Monday, August 17, 2009 2:25 AM

HERO

Turns out Sarah Palin is not getting divorced.

I can't believe someone would put something on the internet thats not true.

What's truly shocking is that someone would say something untrue and mean about Sarah Palin and her family.

Meanwhile the mainstream media continues to ignore Michelle Obama's tears: http://www.globemagazine.com/story/310

H

"Hero. I have come to respect you"- Chrisisall, 2009.

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Monday, August 17, 2009 3:05 AM

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Originally posted by Hero:
Turns out Sarah Palin is not getting divorced.

Prove it!
Ha! Ya CAN'T!!!!

The laughing Chrisisall

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Monday, August 17, 2009 7:26 AM

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What's truly shocking is that someone would say something untrue and mean about Sarah Palin and her family.

Yeah, especially if the one saying untrue and mean things about her family is Sarah Palin!

From her blog:

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The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care.

Shocking? Sure. Untrue? You bet. Mean? Well, she IS a Republican...

By the way, she supported "death panels" before she was against them.

Mike

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Monday, August 17, 2009 7:29 AM

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Originally posted by Kwicko:

From her blog:

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The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care.

She named her baby "with Down Syndrome?" I would have expected something more like Sam Palin or something...

The laughing Chrisisall

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Monday, August 17, 2009 7:41 AM

Chris, HOW DARE YOU bring her kids into it! Don't you know that only she gets to talk about her kids?

Mike

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Monday, August 17, 2009 7:53 AM

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
Chris, HOW DARE YOU bring her kids into it! Don't you know that only she gets to talk about her kids?

Mike

Whoah, don't get yer panties in a bunch, Mike! I won't mention them again.

But back to Sarah, I think I now wished she & McCain had won... Just think, right now we could be hearing:
"First things first: as Vice President, I love my job and I love America. It hurts to make this choice but I am doing what's best for America. I've explained why... though I think of the saying on my parents' refrigerator that says "Don't explain: your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe you anyway."

But I have given my reasons... no more "politics as usual" and I am taking my fight for what's right - for America - in a new direction."

The laughing Chrisisall

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Monday, August 17, 2009 9:36 AM

When I was banging Sarah she was getting divorced, but I guess she quit the divorce. Which is really quitting quitting the marriage.

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Monday, August 17, 2009 12:23 PM

It's all starting to come out.

The laughing Chrisisall

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Monday, August 17, 2009 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Chris, HOW DARE YOU bring her kids into it! Don't you know that only she gets to talk about her kids?

Mike

Whoah, don't get yer panties in a bunch, Mike! I won't mention them again.

YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN! WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT THIS?!

You are NOT allowed to talk about Palin's kids. Only SHE is allowed to talk about them! EVER!

And here's the Kansas City Star doing it again:

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O.K., the rumors have been swirling big-time this month about the state of Sarah Palin's marriage to her high school sweetheart, Todd.
Some of them stemmed from an event Palin attended where she was spotted without her wedding ring. Palin's camp was quick to denounce rumors of marital problems as lies, saying that the former governor of Alaska often doesn't wear her ring and Todd doesn't wear one at all.
Now the latest issue of Star celebrity magazine, with the help of 17-year-old Mercede Johnston, throws even more fuel onto the fire with a cover story splash.
"If they ended their marriage within the next year, I wouldn't be surprised at all," says Mercede, sister of Levi Johnston, father of Bristol Palin's baby.
Another insider tells the magazine that since the presidential campaign "Sarah has often seemed a lot more tense and unhappy. And ripping your wedding ring off, then heaving it into a lake? That's not something you do unless you are out of your mind with anger!
"You can always tell how close you are to the truth with Sarah when she comes out and denies something so aggressively, rather than ignoring it and letting it fade away. Alaskans call it 'Sarah Speak,' and you have to take it with a grain of salt.
"The secrets behind her relationship with Todd are known to their close friends. People are being careful about what they will divulge right now - but it will come out soon!"
As if that wasn't bad enough, Star magazine also ran an alleged picture of 15-year-old Willow Palin throwing back Absolut vodka with a Mountain Dew chaser at a house party in July.

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa... back that shit up. Willow was doing WHAT?

Clearly, the KC Star hates America and is out to destroy the Palin family.

Mike

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Monday, August 17, 2009 1:08 PM

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
Star magazine also ran an alleged picture

Alleged ones are the most damning.

The laughing Chrisisall

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Monday, August 17, 2009 2:19 PM

FREMDFIRMA

Hate to tellya, but my primary reaction to all of this happens to be...

And I care, exactly - why ?

Kinda reminds me of the furor over her letting Piper walk around with one of her ungodly expensive handbags, meh, it's her bag, kid looks happy, so what of it ?

I mean, her business is, well.. HER business, innit ?

-F

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Monday, August 17, 2009 3:42 PM

Frem,

They're cute people. Everything cute people do is important. If you're a democrat you can cloak any jealousy in hatred, if you're a republican you can cloak your shame in pity. But it's like Pixie Geldoff. We love to have royal families, and this pesky constitution isn't letting us.

I personally love the idea that a seemingly random trailer family is suddenly high society. I mean, honestly, they have more class than the upper class. I mean, Paris Hilton.

Tho I figure by now Sarah has pocketed enough cash to make them rich. Gold plated snow machine powered by dogs.

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Monday, August 17, 2009 4:12 PM

GINOBIFFARONI

I really don't care about her kids or personal life

But her Death Panel comment

comic genius

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Monday, August 17, 2009 4:38 PM

Just stand there looking cute, and if something moves, you shoot

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Monday, August 17, 2009 5:08 PM

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Turns out Sarah Palin is not getting divorced.

Says who? Her? You're going to take her word for it?

Odd that you won't give your President the same benefit of the doubt when he says he was born in the United States. Oh - you're not one of those 12% of "edjamacated hill-folk" from North Carolina who, in a recent poll, don't believe that Hawaii is a part of the United States, are you?

Don't we need to see some kind of proof that Palin isn't getting divorced? Where's the documentation? I haven't seen any long-form non-divorce document, have you? Why won't she show it? How do I even know she's really married? Have YOU seen her marriage license?

Mike

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009 7:13 AM