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Dining on the nude

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UPDATED: Saturday, August 22, 2009 16:45
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Friday, August 21, 2009 8:55 AM

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/6061325/Londoners-of
fered-chance-to-eat-sushi-off-naked-models.html

What was that Angel epp, dining ON the nude?

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Friday, August 21, 2009 9:12 AM

RIVERDANCER

...And?

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Saturday, August 22, 2009 1:32 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

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...And?

Hooters without tank tops and booty shorts = good marketing plan.

Same as Joss paying nubile young acresses to strip on set for our viewing pleasure.

Nuttin wrong wit dat.

Reminds women of their place in the world...

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Saturday, August 22, 2009 1:48 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

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Reminds women of their place in the world...

Taking your money and leaving you frustrated is their place in the world?

Mike

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Saturday, August 22, 2009 2:06 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
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Reminds women of their place in the world...

Taking your money and leaving you frustrated is their place in the world?

Mike

It's all part of God's plan.

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Saturday, August 22, 2009 2:29 PM

DREAMTROVE

You're a funny guy, sniperkitty.

It's menfolk what does it. They is such suckers as to pay $600 to make some girl naked. BTW, the tomato is doing very well against the dollar right now.

Oh, and if anyone has "late blight" the secret is wet and dry. Let the pots dry out completely, for a couple days, esp. good if it's >80F, might require a greenhouse, depends where you live. Wet all the time is a boon to the blight, bad for the crop

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Saturday, August 22, 2009 2:41 PM

KWICKO

No "late blight" for my tomatoes - they're completely dead and gone. 'Tweren't the wet that got 'em, but rather the heat. Seems I didn't pick the right variety for 60+ days of highs over 100ºF. If there IS a variety that does well under those conditions...

And no, I don't blame strippers or scantily-clad waitresses one bit for doing what they do to separate gullible men from their hard-earned dollars. As you said, it's the men who are the suckers in that deal.

Mike

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Saturday, August 22, 2009 4:45 PM

DREAMTROVE

Actually, that's ideal weather for a tomato. You have to water them. Also, you can get sunburn, it's rare, but some shade will help that. They should be able to survive the heat just fine. Tomatoes are native to Mexico or some such place, and probably used to that weather, the usual trick is the switch between wet and dry, which is sometimes hard to fake.

You also can't have too sandy a soil. If you're in that temp range, you might need to buy some potting soil. I tend to line the bottom of my pots with peat moss, about 3 inches, and the rest with potting soil, but I let it get real dry: The leaves start to curl just a little bit, and the soil starts to pull just a little away from the wall of the pot, and then if it doesn't rain, drench them, and do it for a few days. It works real well to have a tray under them if it's going to be very dry, keep the a 3" tray filled, 2" or so, and then the pot in that tray.

Watch out for invaders. Ants will move into a pot if the pot is damp and on the ground. This will kill the plant. If it happens, transplant the plant to a new pot, carry no ants, and abandon the old potting soil, don't try to save the situation, abandon ship, save the plant.

It's okay if the tap root reaches the bottom of the pot as long as it's in a tray. If it goes beyond that, you need a bigger pot.

Watch out for competition. This is why tomatoes in the ground usually fail: The can't effectively compete for water against most species of ground cover, of which the most vicious is grass. One blade of grass will totally displace a tomato. Trees are not a problem, there is often a tree in a tomato pot, they're very undemanding and not a concern.

Using the same soil year after year will lead to poor results. The soil gets depleted of nutrients. Maybe it can be regenerated by alfalfa or something, I don't know how to do that.

One plant per pot, standard size, 8" or so. If it's a larger species, maybe more, 10", 12".

Watch out for tomato eaters. Tomatoes are of course poisonous and almost anything that eats them will die, usually on the spot, but there are some vicious parasites that eat the leaves: Snails, aphids and whiteflies. Ladybugs are a great defense if you can get them to stay around. otherwise, elements, wind, heat, water, in the form of a tray moat. Ants are an indirect threat, because they grow mushrooms, they won't touch the plant, but will steal its water supply.

Plants don't really "drown." Wet soil promotes late blight.

It's best to start out with little peat pots, all in a tray, usually around 80, and each seed 1/4" or more, they can climb pretty far if they're healthy, from a tomato, they'll be weaker if dried. Lots of water, sun. When they get a second set of leaves they can move to a pot. If you have a high casualty rate, you can start with 6 to a pot, and then re-transplant. The entire rootball should be moved as is, unless there's some infection to kill, you shouldn't interfere with the root structure, it's fanned out for maximum absorption, which will be hard to artificially duplicate.

Normally, something catched up with the vine eventually. Hopefully by that time it has produced tomatoes with at least some seeds, even if it's not edible. The inedible tomato may have perfectly good seeds, and probably does. Conditions, not genetics, made it inedible.

I currently have a plant that's 18 months old, that's pretty irregular. every once in a while it has little tiny flowers, but they're always on small side branches without enough flow to generate a full sized tomato, most of the growth goes to the giant tree trunk which is getting as tall as I am and a few inches thick. I think I'm evolving the tomato tree.

Edit: Maybe next year:

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