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video: www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show/video/?pid=kakwBm0tcocX0OhjnSctKle0z3
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Top 10 Signs You're Dealing with a Bad Cryogenics Preservation Company

10. It's called "Cryonics 'N Things"

9. Cold storage room is kept at 74 degrees

8. At Christmas party, you find grandpa's head chilling the eggnog

7. Motto: "If we don't bring you back to life... what are you going to do about it?"

6. "State-of-the-art freezer" is an Igloo cooler in backseat of owner's Hyundai

5. Every now and then, the body of Karl Malden wakes up and eats someone

4. From inside the storage pods, you hear faint cries for help

3. Rated last in "Cryonic Preservation Weekly"

2. For fun, technicians dress bodies to reenact this week's "Mad Men"

1. Representative answers all your questions with "Huh?"

http://www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show/top_ten/

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Originally posted by Fremdfirma:


I could use some mad scientists about now, got some projects on the line between wow-neat and omg-yer-nutz which could use some staffing.

-F

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