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The prosecutor, Viagra, vibrating dildo, hooker, cemetary and cop -- it's a party!

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Sunday, November 1, 2009 1:55 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!




Everyone greives in their own way...

State attorney general caught with teen stripper at cemetary, hilarity ensues
http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=11398030

Quote:

COLUMBIA, SC (WIS) - A former South Carolina legislator has been fired from the state attorney general's office after authorities say he was discovered in a cemetery with a teenage stripper during his lunch break.

Police reports released Wednesday said 66-year-old Roland Corning was stopped Monday after his car was spotted in an area police say is known for sex and drug use.

Police say an 18-year-old woman who works at the Platinum Plus strip club was with Corning. Corning and the woman gave police conflicting statements as to why they were at the cemetery and the nature of their relationship, the report said.

Police also found Viagra and sex toys that Corning said were there "just in case."



Reminds me of this stripper in a cemetary...
www.badmovies.org/movies/returndead/

Which reminds me of this zombie hooker, the only person in Firefly to have sex with Mal (besides himself):


Melinda Clarke


Melinda Clarke with body jewelry

www.themakeupgallery.org.uk/horror/bride/livingdead.htm



So that's why Joss hired her for Firefly. And BTVS.

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Sunday, November 1, 2009 6:16 AM

DREAMTROVE


Our political system is entirely dysfunctional: Zombie rave *or* state legislature. It's not a good multitasking selection.

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Sunday, November 1, 2009 8:03 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


Govt employees always want 2 kinds of laws, one for us and immunity for them.

But I at least learned who Melinda Clark really is.

Sad that I know people who really do that. Hooks and nails, and vibrating dildoes. Satanists whose family like to kill them and bury them in the barn, for real. They worked at Ruby Tuesdays...

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