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Football is so gay

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008 6:01 PM

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0912082newmexico1.html

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"If you have it you don't need it. If you need it, you don't have it. If you have it, you need more of it. If you have more of it, you don't need less of it. You need it to get it. And you certainly need it to get more of it. But if you don't already have any of it to begin with, you can't get any of it to get started, which means you really have no idea how to get it in the first place, do you? You can share it, sure, you can even stockpile it if you like. But you can't fake it. Wanting it, needing it, wishing for it. The point is, if you never had any of it, ever, people just seem to know."
-Bruce Cambell, Old Spice (Burn Notice)

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008 9:13 PM

FREMDFIRMA

LMFAO.

That's just so wrong.

Although I have seen a better sack, once.

Was shortly after the introduction of the World League before it was poisoned into a ruinous failure by the NFL.

They had recently introduced helmet cam, and when they switched it on, the quarterback in question was so brutally sacked that his helmet flew off and went rolling down the field - causing his mother to scream in horror and call the officials as she initially feared he'd been decapitated!

That was hi-larious.

He got even though, on the next play, with helmet cam live once again, he threw a textbook perfect touchdown pass.

As for the rest, while Football might well have a homoerotic edge kinda like sparta, it's most certainly a very American game, as our dearly departed George Carlin once observed.

"Beat them up, and TAKE THEIR LAND!"

Which is kinda the point of football, you think about it.

-Frem

It cannot be said enough, those who do not learn from history, are doomed to endlessly repeat it

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008 7:44 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Don't forget all the tight ends, wide receivers, and deep penetration plays...

Plus the fact that once you're all done playing with each other, you get to go shower together.

Mike

This world is a comedy for those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.

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Friday, November 6, 2009 10:28 PM

PARTICIPANT

The British 'football' means soccer

Meet Elizabeth Lambert, the dirtest player on the Lobos team. Gif shows Lambert, well, getting quite violent with the players from BYU

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Friday, November 6, 2009 10:48 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

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The British 'football' means soccer

Meet Elizabeth Lambert, the dirtest player on the Lobos team. Gif shows Lambert, well, getting quite violent with the players from BYU

Lesbians hate non lesbians, and vice versa.

I spoke with a woman today who won $130,000 in 6 months with an EEO complaint. She didn't like a lesbian manhandling her. DOD just wanted it to go away ASAP. No trial, no lawyer fee, no taxes, pure profit. The power of pro se law...

Thank you lesbian!

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Friday, November 20, 2009 3:38 AM

JAYNEZTOWN

Arsene Wenger said Thierry Henry should have admitted to his blatant handball that sent controversial France to the World Cup finals

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As a fan of the National Basketball Association (NBA), Henry is often seen with his friend Tony Parker at games when not playing football. Henry stated in an interview that he admires basketball, as it is similar to football in pace and excitement.

Public feelings
http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1245260
'If Domenech stays, I will root against France'

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Friday, November 20, 2009 9:33 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

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Originally posted by participant:
The British 'football' means soccer

I think you will find that the American "soccer" actually means football. The rest of the known world knows it as football.It is the americans who choose to use a different name.
Football,as the name implies,is designed to be played predominately with the feet(Henry jokes aside).American "football" is a game that is predominately played in hand.
As much as I love the Americans, please remember that you are the ones that have the wrong name for it, not the rest of the world!!

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Friday, November 20, 2009 9:47 AM

OLDENGLANDDRY

Like having a "World series" for a sport with only one country in it.

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Friday, November 20, 2009 11:50 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

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Like having a "World series" for a sport with only one country in it.

I know what you mean, but to be fair, I believe it is called the World Series because the World newspaper group were it's main sponsors.Or something to that effect.So I can forgive them for that.The same as "Great" Britain is not named so because we think we are superior, it is named so because we live on the largest or greatest of the British Isles(Greater Britain, if you will)

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Friday, November 20, 2009 4:07 PM

TRAVELER

Well, getting back to the articles about "hazing", I call it rape. Where do these ideas come from? Where do these people get the idea this in any way is proper conduct? I am waiting for the trial to find out the answers. I have a hard time believing these football players came up with the broomstick idea on their own. I am not surprised the coaches have been removed. I suspect these coaches play a bigger part in this act then is written in these articles.

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