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A man died and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Behind St.Peter was a giant wall of clocks. The man asked, "What are those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you tell a lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "that clock looks broken. Whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she has never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man, "and whose clock is that?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his life."

The man was really impressed. As he looked at the clocks he became curious about other presidents. "Where's President Obama's clock?" asked the man.

"Oh, Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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Originally posted by Niki2:
That's great! Dumbya's clock must be running the air conditioner...

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Originally posted by chrisisall:

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Originally posted by Niki2:
That's great! Dumbya's clock must be running the air conditioner...

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Rappy's must need a constantly flowing application of WD-40...*snicker*

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Originally posted by SignyM:
Jongsstraw, the problem is that while Obama may be "taking on" the Repubs, he isn't "taking on" what REALLY needs to be taken on: big banks, big insurances, big pharma, big agribusiness, big ... oh, you get the idea.

Repubs are an easier target. But "taking on" your biggest contributors... well, it's like shooting yourself in the heart.

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Originally posted by SignyM:
Jongs, do you really think that people LIKE big banks and health insurances? Peeps DO understand that we're being bent over.

The problem is that we've been ideologically programmed... by the very same big companies... to think that government doesn't have an answer. That's after YEARS of purposeful mismanagement by the Repubs, and corporate-lite management by the Dems.

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