Dumber than dumb? Yep, that's what we have here. Unbelievable! by AURaptor

America loves a winner!

*edit*

Though not an actual April Fool's joke, I offer a retraction, none the less.

Congressman Hank Johnson (D-GA)

Hey, I said it was unbelievable, and it is!!

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I would like to offer a spirited defense of the unjustly-maligned Representative Johnson. First of all, although this is a little-known fact, he and Admiral Willard, the man he is questioning in the video, are old friends. They met in 1986 on the set of the film “Top Gun.” Willard was a consultant and actor in the film (you can look it up), but the telegenic Johnson also played a bit role in the film as one of the other pilots.

Willard and Johnson struck up an acquaintance on the set, finding that they shared a remarkable gift for deadpan humor. They developed a number of routines that had the other “Top Gun” actors and extras in stitches, and were both known for keeping a straight face throughout the silliest exchanges, a skill that served them remarkably well during their recent encounter in Congress.

One of their old routines involved a bit about landing an airplane on the island of Guam. The joke was about how small and narrow the island was, so thin it couldn’t even hold a runway, and so any landing might cause the whole island to tip over. It may not sound so funny in print. But it was Johnson and Willard’s delivery that made it so special.

The exchange you see in the video has been much criticized. But it has actually been widely misunderstood. That portion of the question-and-answer merely represents an updating of their old routine, with both Johnson and Willard playing their familiar roles. Note how deftly Johnson sets Willard up with classic comic timing, drawing it all out with lengthy emphasis on just how tiny the island is. Then, after Johnson expresses his concern that Guam just might tip over and capsize (this time because of added people, rather than an airplane), Willard responds with perfect composure and the straightest of faces, “We don’t anticipate that.”

Some have wrongly suspected the two of staging an April Fools’ prank. But that cannot be true, since it happened last Friday, well in advance of that date. No, it was just a bit of welcome levity from two old buddies, designed to lend a certain amount of lightness to these heavy and troubled times. How sad that such well-intentioned efforts have been so universally misconstrued

I'm going w/ the above info being factual, and the two really were doing their own 'bit'. No one really COULD be that stupid, but for the previous holder of that Congressional seat, ..... who knows.

But the point remains.....

If the Congressman has any REAL concerns on the issue of adding 5,000 more troops on station in Guam, he does his cause, himself and his constituents no good by engaging in this game of footsie, in the formal setting of a Congressional hearing.

If it really is a just one big f-ing joke, then why even bother at all ?

Summer Glau can simply walk into Mordor

Bones: "Don't 'rawr' her!"
Booth: "What? she'rawred' me first."

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 11:54 AM

Obviously, he wasn't joking.

If there are idiots running the show, what does that say about us, the ones ruled by idiots?

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 11:55 AM

Yet the numerous gaffe's that bush made were all just honest mistakes, and anyone who made fun of them was just mean.

In Rappyland.

What, just creating useless posts to bump your RiverRappy beatdown off the main page?

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 12:03 PM

America loves a winner!

Quote:
Originally posted by Storymark:
Yet the numerous gaffe's that bush made were all just honest mistakes, and anyone who made fun of them was just mean.

In Rappyland.

What, just creating useless posts to bump your RiverRappy beatdown off the main page?

Show them. Don't merely pass this off as just another " they both do it " load of crap. He didn't misspeak. He didn't MISPRONOUNCIATE any words. He said what he said.

Comment on THAT, first, before you go running off to the " But Bush..... ".

And I have no fraking clue what you're talking about, " on the main page ". Hadn't seen anything yet, but you address THIS, if ya can. Don't run away ( as so often is the case w/ you ) by interjecting irrelevant and meaningless side issues.
*edit* There IS no " riverrappy beat down on " the main page ", so I really do question your sanity. RWED posts aren't even listed on the main page, moron.

Now, back to THIS thread, or kindly stfu.

Summer Glau can simply walk into Mordor

Bones: "Don't 'rawr' her!"
Booth: "What? she'rawred' me first."

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 12:09 PM

dudes, you obviously hate eachother. its sweet, really. but there's only one way to settle this like gentleman: a duel.

maybe RL, that vixen, can second Rappy.

Storymark, i'm sure you can find a second, too.

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 12:12 PM

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Originally posted by mincingbeast:
dudes, you obviously hate eachother. its sweet, really. but there's only one way to settle this like gentleman: a duel.

maybe RL, that vixen, can second Rappy.

Storymark, i'm sure you can find a second, too.

A second...

I`ll do it

Blades or Pistols...

gotta love some grass before breakfast

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 12:21 PM

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Hey River

There's even a name for Bush's gaffes - they're called Bushisms. You'll find them by googling "bushisms".

You wanted quotes ? Here ya go River -

50. "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." --at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

49. "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." --Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001

48. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." -Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

47. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." --Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

46. "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004 (Watch video clip)

45. "I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah." --at a White House menorah lighting ceremony, Washington, D.C., Dec. 10, 2001 (Listen to audio clip)

44. "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006

43. "The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th." --Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007

42. "I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." --as quoted in Bob Woodward's Bush at War

41. "Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." --discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson in 2003, as quoted by Robertson

40. 3. "I think I was unprepared for war." –on the biggest regret of his presidency, ABC News interview, Dec. 1, 2008

39. "I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me." --talking to key Republicans about Iraq, as quoted by Bob Woodward

38. "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." --presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004 (Watch video clip)

37. "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000 (Listen to audio clip)

36. "Do you have blacks, too?" --to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

35. "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." --as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002

34. "I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees." --on "Good Morning America," Sept. 1, 2005, six days after repeated warnings from experts about the scope of damage expected from Hurricane Katrina

33. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." --Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

32. "I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake." --on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006

31. "They misunderestimated me." --Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

30. "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." --Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001

29. "This is an impressive crowd -- the haves and the have mores. Some people call you the elite -- I call you my base." --at the 2000 Al Smith dinner

28. "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." --LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

27. "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right." --Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

26. "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005 (Listen to audio clip)

25. "People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you." --Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002

24. "I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it...I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet...I don't want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't -- you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one." --after being asked to name the biggest mistake he had made, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2004

23. "You forgot Poland." --to Sen. John Kerry during the first presidential debate, after Kerry failed to mention Poland's contributions to the Iraq war coalition, Miami, Fla., Sept. 30, 2004

22. "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." --in parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

21. "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa." --State of the Union Address, Jan. 28, 2003, making a claim that administration officials knew at the time to be false

20. "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." --Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

19. "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." --Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

18. "So what?" –President Bush, responding to a an ABC News correspondent who pointed out that Al Qaeda wasn't a threat in Iraq until after the U.S. invaded, Dec. 14, 2008

17. "Can we win? I don't think you can win it." --after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable, "Today" show interview, Aug. 30, 2004

16. "I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." --Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

15. "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job." --to a group of Amish he met with privately, July 9, 2004

14. "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed." --speaking underneath a "Mission Accomplished" banner aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, May 1, 2003

13. "We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories ... And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them." --Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003

12. "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" --joking about his administration's failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004 (Read more)

11. "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

10. "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000

9. "As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured." --on the No Child Left Behind Act, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2007 (Watch video clip)

8. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." --Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000 (Listen to audio clip)

7. "I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense." --Washington, D.C. April 18, 2006 (Read more; listen to audio clip; watch video clip)

6. "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again." --Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 (Watch video clip)

5. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." --Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 (Watch video clip)

4. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 (Watch video clip)

3. "You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005 (Listen to audio clip)

2. "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." --to FEMA director Michael Brown, who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his handling of the Hurricane Katrina debacle, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005 (Listen to audio clip; watch video clip)

1. "My answer is bring them on." --on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003

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Silence is consent.

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 12:26 PM

America loves a winner!

Yeah yeah. Real touching, internet whizzing contest... hadn't seen THAT one before.

Anyone care to comment on the brain trust from the 4TH District ?

Yes ?

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 12:28 PM

America loves a winner!

Rue - You're a moron.

1. I'm not "River"

2. None of those things on your list come anywhere NEAR what Hank Johnson said. Those things in your list are nothing more than things you disagree with.

Do you happen to agree that Guam could indeed tip over ? Because if you do think so, please, by all means.... have at it.

Or not.

Care to try again?

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 12:30 PM

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Wow, Rappy - You REALLY have problems with black people, don't you? Why is it that every time you put up one of these train wreck posts of yours, it's always a rant against blacks?

Keep on telling us how racist you aren't.

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by AURAPTOR:
Yeah yeah. Real touching, internet whizzing contest... hadn't seen THAT one before.

Don`t worry Rappy...

Your still on the list

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 12:31 PM

America loves a winner!

I never put up anything about Dingell and his desire to " control the people"

Kwickie - go fuck yourself. And stop lying, while you're at it, mmmkay ?

Gino - what list ? Sending me Christmas cards now ?

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 12:33 PM

i hope they agree to the duel. if they don't, maybe we can...i dunno, force them to. not for my amusement, mind you, but so they can just get past all of this hostility.

i hope they choose blades!

rappy, i would second you in the duel, but i hope to be the guy that gets to either say "turn and fire" or "now is where you stab each other! stab!"

and i sort of agree with you on hank. that bush is a mouth-breathing gaffe-bot is not in dispute, but hanks' statement about islands tipping (if serious) evidences a powerful force of dumb.

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by mincingbeast:
i hope they agree to the duel. if they don't, maybe we can...i dunno, force them to. not for my amusement, mind you, but so they can just get past all of this hostility.

i hope they choose blades!

rappy, i would second you in the duel, but i hope to be the guy that gets to either say "turn and fire" or "now is where you stab each other! stab!"

and i sort of agree with you on hank. that bush is a mouth-breathing gaffe-bot is not in dispute, but hanks' statement about islands tipping (if serious) evidences a powerful force of dumb.

They are both stupid

was there even a question there...

My village idiot is smarter than your village idiot

headshake

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 12:39 PM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

see below for further analysis of Rappy's psychological issues ...

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 12:41 PM

yes, there is a question. first, i'm not convinced that islands don't, in fact, tip over. second, i'm not convinced that hank was serious.

edit: forgot to add that my village idiot is the stupidest, and ugliest.

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 12:49 PM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

Oh Rappy

I THINK you're not River. It might be that even YOU think you're not River. But then again, you seem to inhabit the same insanities. Remarkable. Well, if you see each other on your way over the lemming-cliff, say hi while you have the chance - m'kay ?

"Show them. Don't merely pass this off as just another " they both do it " load of crap."
" internet whizzing contest"

First it's crap, then it's a whizzing contest ? Do you have potty-training issues ?

As for stupidity, I think THIS is priceless - after all, it seems Bush can't even recount his own history cogently: "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 12:57 PM

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Posted by Rue:

Oh Rappy

I THINK you're not River. It might be that even YOU think you're not River. But then again, you seem to inhabit the same insanities. Remarkable. Well, if you see each other on your way over the lemming-cliff, say hi while you have the chance - m'kay ?

As for stupidity, I think THIS is priceless - after all, it seems Bush can't even recount his own history cogently: "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."

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Silence is consent.

But Rue, do you have VIDEO of Rappy being "not River"? Because if you don't have it on video, it never happened, it seems.

I've been waiting DAYS for Rappy to show us all the video of Eric Cantor's life being threatened. I'm starting to believe it never happened, and that the right is making it all up!

I bet if it were a black guy threatening Cantor's life, Rappy would have all sorts of hateful video to post.

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 1:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mincingbeast:
yes, there is a question. first, i'm not convinced that islands don't, in fact, tip over. second, i'm not convinced that hank was serious.

edit: forgot to add that my village idiot is the stupidest, and ugliest.

Come on now...

You load an island up with a bunch of unwanted troops, it doesn`t flip over

it sinks under the extra weight

http://english.aljazeera.net/news/asia/2010/03/2010324181956779486.htm
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A tiny island claimed for nearly 30 years by India and Bangladesh in the Bay of Bengal has disappeared beneath the rising seas, scientists in India say

If either side had any sense, they would take these troops, deploy them to Afghanistan and Iraq... then take all the stop loss guys who did their bit, and release them back to their lives...

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 1:24 PM

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Originally posted by AURaptor:
Quote:
Originally posted by Storymark:
Yet the numerous gaffe's that bush made were all just honest mistakes, and anyone who made fun of them was just mean.

In Rappyland.

What, just creating useless posts to bump your RiverRappy beatdown off the main page?

Show them. Don't merely pass this off as just another " they both do it " load of crap. He didn't misspeak. He didn't MISPRONOUNCIATE any words. He said what he said.

Comment on THAT, first, before you go running off to the " But Bush..... ".

And I have no fraking clue what you're talking about, " on the main page ". Hadn't seen anything yet, but you address THIS, if ya can. Don't run away ( as so often is the case w/ you ) by interjecting irrelevant and meaningless side issues.
*edit* There IS no " riverrappy beat down on " the main page ", so I really do question your sanity. RWED posts aren't even listed on the main page, moron.

Now, back to THIS thread, or kindly stfu.

Summer Glau can simply walk into Mordor

Bones: "Don't 'rawr' her!"
Booth: "What? she'rawred' me first."

Back to THIS thread...

Looks like you got played. No new tale to tell there. And of course, you naturally (as is your nature, it seems) ASSumed the worst of the black guy in question.

Says quite a bit about you, doesn't it?

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 1:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
*edit*

Though not an actual April Fool's joke, I offer a retraction, none the less.

Congressman Hank Johnson (D-GA)

Hey, I said it was unbelievable, and it is!!

Quote:

I would like to offer a spirited defense of the unjustly-maligned Representative Johnson. First of all, although this is a little-known fact, he and Admiral Willard, the man he is questioning in the video, are old friends. They met in 1986 on the set of the film “Top Gun.” Willard was a consultant and actor in the film (you can look it up), but the telegenic Johnson also played a bit role in the film as one of the other pilots.

Willard and Johnson struck up an acquaintance on the set, finding that they shared a remarkable gift for deadpan humor. They developed a number of routines that had the other “Top Gun” actors and extras in stitches, and were both known for keeping a straight face throughout the silliest exchanges, a skill that served them remarkably well during their recent encounter in Congress.

One of their old routines involved a bit about landing an airplane on the island of Guam. The joke was about how small and narrow the island was, so thin it couldn’t even hold a runway, and so any landing might cause the whole island to tip over. It may not sound so funny in print. But it was Johnson and Willard’s delivery that made it so special.

The exchange you see in the video has been much criticized. But it has actually been widely misunderstood. That portion of the question-and-answer merely represents an updating of their old routine, with both Johnson and Willard playing their familiar roles. Note how deftly Johnson sets Willard up with classic comic timing, drawing it all out with lengthy emphasis on just how tiny the island is. Then, after Johnson expresses his concern that Guam just might tip over and capsize (this time because of added people, rather than an airplane), Willard responds with perfect composure and the straightest of faces, “We don’t anticipate that.”

Some have wrongly suspected the two of staging an April Fools’ prank. But that cannot be true, since it happened last Friday, well in advance of that date. No, it was just a bit of welcome levity from two old buddies, designed to lend a certain amount of lightness to these heavy and troubled times. How sad that such well-intentioned efforts have been so universally misconstrued

I'm going w/ the above info being factual, and the two really were doing their own 'bit'. No one really COULD be that stupid, but for the previous holder of that Congressional seat, ..... who knows.

Summer Glau can simply walk into Mordor

Bones: "Don't 'rawr' her!"
Booth: "What? she'rawred' me first."

Might wanna retract all your other ugly comments about the man while you're at it.

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 1:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Quote:
Originally posted by Storymark:
Yet the numerous gaffe's that bush made were all just honest mistakes, and anyone who made fun of them was just mean.

In Rappyland.

What, just creating useless posts to bump your RiverRappy beatdown off the main page?

Show them. Don't merely pass this off as just another " they both do it " load of crap. He didn't misspeak. He didn't MISPRONOUNCIATE any words. He said what he said.

Comment on THAT, first, before you go running off to the " But Bush..... ".

And I have no fraking clue what you're talking about, " on the main page ". Hadn't seen anything yet, but you address THIS, if ya can. Don't run away ( as so often is the case w/ you ) by interjecting irrelevant and meaningless side issues.
*edit* There IS no " riverrappy beat down on " the main page ", so I really do question your sanity. RWED posts aren't even listed on the main page, moron.

Now, back to THIS thread, or kindly stfu.

Summer Glau can simply walk into Mordor

Bones: "Don't 'rawr' her!"
Booth: "What? she'rawred' me first."

You want a comment on this - it was a dumb thing to say. But so fucking what?

As for the rest. Suuuuuure you don't know. We all TOTALLY believe you.

We're laughing our asses off in total belief.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 1:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by rue:
Oh Rappy

I THINK you're not River. It might be that even YOU think you're not River.

I didn't initially think River was Rappy until today, when "River" started whining about how I always go after his posts - even though I've never gotten into it with Riverlove before. Rappy is my usual target,. and gave himself away by whining about it.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 1:51 PM

America loves a winner!

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:

Back to THIS thread...

Looks like you got played. No new tale to tell there. And of course, you naturally (as is your nature, it seems) ASSumed the worst of the black guy in question.

Says quite a bit about you, doesn't it?

Sure does say a lot about me. I owned up to it, unlike the punks on th Left, who still think they can lie about being called 'nigger' , with 1000's of people around and 100's of cameras around to record it, yet not 1 damn moment of any of it caught on video.

And it says something about the state of the modern Democratic party, which would produce such miserable pieces of shit, from Al Franken, Sheila Jackson Lee, John Dingell, Joe Biden.... ( the list goes on and on ) saying the most absurd, ridiculous things, that MOST in the MSM would have thought Johnson was being serious.

The Left have said plenty of things on par or even nuttier, so I've got an easy out on this one.

Summer Glau can simply walk into Mordor

Bones: "Don't 'rawr' her!"
Booth: "What? she'rawred' me first."

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 1:53 PM

You're so deranged. I'm actually beginning to pity you.

As for all those on the left who have said things "on par or even nuttier" - well, to quote you:

Show them.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 2:06 PM

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Originally posted by Kwicko:

Back to THIS thread...

Looks like you got played. No new tale to tell there. And of course, you naturally (as is your nature, it seems) ASSumed the worst of the black guy in question.

Says quite a bit about you, doesn't it?

Sure does say a lot about me. I owned up to it, unlike the punks on th Left, who still think they can lie about being called 'nigger' , with 1000's of people around and 100's of cameras around to record it, yet not 1 damn moment of any of it caught on video.

Sure says a lot about Cantor, too, I guess - after all, you STILL haven't posted any video of that alleged death threat that his office made up, after also making up stories about people "shooting at" his office. Seems if the video was up on YouTube (as you and several others claimed), it would still be out there somewhere - yet you've run away every time I've brought it up, for days now. Why is that?

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And it says something about the state of the modern Democratic party, which would produce such miserable pieces of shit, from Al Franken, Sheila Jackson Lee, John Dingell, Joe Biden.... ( the list goes on and on ) saying the most absurd, ridiculous things, that MOST in the MSM would have thought Johnson was being serious.

Well, it says more about you, really, that you'd automatically assume someone could be that dumb merely because he's black.

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The Left have said plenty of things on par or even nuttier, so I've got an easy out on this one.

That's you - always looking for the easy out!

Hell, BUSH has said and done plenty of things nuttier than this ("Mission Accomplished" springs to mind...); I guess every Democrat has an easy out since he was such a buffoon. Hard to top his idiocy (but you ARE trying, I'll admit).

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 2:10 PM

America loves a winner!

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You're so deranged. I'm actually beginning to pity you.

As for all those on the left who have said things "on par or even nuttier" - well, to quote you:

Show them.

http://fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=18&t=42552

‘He Betrayed Us! He Played on our Fears!’ — Al Gore

I can do this all day. But what separates me from you is that my examples are on matters of policy, and the abject nuttiness that the Left continues to show, where as your childish examples are just comments either after the fact, or taken out of context, or flat out mis statements.

Much like Obama and his " 57 states " remark. WOW ! What a fucking dumb ass! He think's there are 57 states !!

But I won't stoop to your level. Don't need to.

Summer Glau can simply walk into Mordor

Bones: "Don't 'rawr' her!"
Booth: "What? she'rawred' me first."

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 2:13 PM

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Originally posted by AURaptor:

But I won't stoop to your level. Don't need to.

Stoop? Son, you couldn't even reach high enough to see my level if you had a fireman's ladder.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 2:14 PM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

"Hard to top his idiocy (but you ARE trying, I'll admit)."

Yes, good ole' Rappy is an over-achiever. Why s/he's trying in more ways than one !

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 2:32 PM

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But I won't stoop to your level. Don't need to.

Yeah, why would you stoop to our level when you've still got your racism to cling to?

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 2:34 PM

America loves a winner!

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But I won't stoop to your level. Don't need to.

Yeah, why would you stoop to our level when you've still got your racism to cling to?

See? This is me not even stooping to your level again.

Summer Glau can simply walk into Mordor

Bones: "Don't 'rawr' her!"
Booth: "What? she'rawred' me first."

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 2:50 PM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

Yep, this is good ole' Rappy sticking to facts and taking the high road - taken just from THIS thread !

I really do question your sanity
punks on th (sic) left
lie
miserable pieces of shit
Left have said plenty of things on par or even nuttier
abject nuttiness
childish
fucking dumb ass

I'd sure hate to live up to THAT level of debate ! Yep, good ole' Rappy sets an example for us all !

BTW Rappy - in case you don't get it, that's sarcasm.

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 3:19 PM

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
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But I won't stoop to your level. Don't need to.

Yeah, why would you stoop to our level when you've still got your racism to cling to?

Man, lay off the rap

he comes by his racism quite honestly you see

Once he went black

and he didn`t get no call back

his feelings are still hurt you know

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 3:26 PM

America loves a winner!

It's mind numbingly tragic at just how racist you morons are, and yet don't even realize it.

It's like watching a gang of pre-teens yammer on at how stupid everyone else in the world is, while they alone possess seemingly endless levels of wisdom and intellect.

The more clueless y'all are, the bigger the bravado.

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 3:28 PM

That does explain a lot.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 3:28 PM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

"It's mind numbingly tragic at just how racist you morons are, and yet don't even realize it.

It's like watching a gang of pre-teens yammer on at how stupid everyone else in the world is, while they alone possess seemingly endless levels of wisdom and intellect.

The more clueless y'all are, the bigger the bravado."

Cites please.

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 3:46 PM

CHRISISALL

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Originally posted by AURaptor:

I can do this all day.

He means 'century,' heh heh...

The laughing Beavisisall

"I only do it to to remind you that I'm right and that deep down, you know I'm right, you want me to be right, you need me to be right." - The Imperial Hero Strikes Back, 2010

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 3:49 PM

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It's like watching a gang of pre-teens yammer on at how stupid everyone else in the world is, while they alone possess seemingly endless levels of wisdom and intellect.

Yes, that is EXACTLY what talking to you is like.

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 3:54 PM

CHRISISALL

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Originally posted by Kwicko:

Yes, that is EXACTLY what talking to you is like.

"I know you are, but what am I?"- AU at 7
And 17.
And 28.
And 54.

The laughing Chrisisall

"I only do it to to remind you that I'm right and that deep down, you know I'm right, you want me to be right, you need me to be right." - The Imperial Hero Strikes Back, 2010

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 6:02 PM

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Originally posted by rue:
"It's mind numbingly tragic at just how racist you morons are, and yet don't even realize it.

It's like watching a gang of pre-teens yammer on at how stupid everyone else in the world is, while they alone possess seemingly endless levels of wisdom and intellect.

The more clueless y'all are, the bigger the bravado."

Cites please.

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How did you know ?

his name is Cites Please

but his friends call him Wally

he has a cruel mother

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