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Tuesday, July 6, 2010 5:34 AM

KANEMAN


I've been thinking about the world's problems and believe I have an immediate remedy and a long term solution for each.

1) FRENCH WOMEN SMELL LIKE ONIONS. Well, more a mix of body odor and perfume. I think for Frenchmen everywhere this has to be addressed and soon. Can you imagine what the sheets must smell like after a night of passion in Paris.

*Immediate remedy*...We Americans should send all our used disposable razors over to France. This will allow these women to shave more often, thus cutting the bacteria that grows on their bodies in half over night.

*Long Term Solution*....The french government has to enact a work week that is one hour less to allow for more bathing and shaving. I have no idea how we Americans work more than any other people and still manage to bath twice a day. So let's give them more time.


2) ENGLISH MEN ARE WIMPS. We all know this despite their apparent friskiness at that Sissie sport they act up at. God knows that if they came to the STATES and acted that way at a Real football game (Giants)they would be stomped down and sent home faster than they were at the end of the War for Independence. It's all relative

*Immediate remedy*.... We should allow our troops in the Middle East to wear Britain's uniforms. The news can show them kicking ass and the British men may get some national pride, feel good about themselves, and grow some balls.

*Long term solution*....We have to teach them to snack on hot wings and beer instead of tea and crumpets. It is the only way. See, we are talking about a land that gave the world Duran Duran. We gave Slayer....Think about that. It has to be our snacking habits.


3)THE FRENCH EAT SHIT. We all recognize that the french believe their cuisine is top notch. However, I find myself giggling at that thought as a bite into a perfectly grilled porterhouse while waiting for my Memphis dry rubbed ribs to finish smoking. I feel sad that they eat bugs and fish that I consider inedible and belong in an aquarium. That they fancifully plate it in an attempt to hide the fact they are eating shit is hilarious.

*immediate remedy*... send all our left-overs over there so they can see what real food is. Sure it may grow maggots in route, but we can tell them that they are shell-less escargot.

*Long term solution*... There really isn't one. These hairy big-nosed frogs seem to enjoy that shit.










”Niki--condescending arrogant fat old bi-polar hag....You are an asshole...one does not need a sockpuppet to tell you to fuck off" ...sayeth Kane


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Tuesday, July 6, 2010 7:47 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


England gave the world Led Zeppelin, Ozzy Osbourne, and Motorhead; the U.S. gave us Hansen and NAMBLA, of which Kaney is a charter member. Think about it.

Now get back to your "work", Kaney. That pervey old ice cream truck isn't going to drive itself!

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Friday, May 28, 2010 - 20:32 To AnthonyT:
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Friday, May 28, 2010 - 18:26 To President Obama:
Mr. President, you're a god damn, mother fucking liar.
Fuck you, you cock sucking community activist piece of shit.
... go fuck yourself, Mr. President.


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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 4:42 AM

KANEMAN


I'll give you props on Motorhead. However, Ozzy is brain dead and Led Zeppelin has never been relevant to any real musicians. And you seem to forget they also gave us Spandex Ballet. That you had to go back to the 1970's proves my point. Think about it. It's the tea.

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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 4:49 AM

BYTEMITE


...You bathe twice a day?

I just do the once in the afternoon, but in Utah, well, that's maybe not a bad idea.

Only thing is, my water bill would cry tears of blood. The unholy wail would open the seventh seal and the damned would sing the end of the world.

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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 4:52 AM

BYTEMITE


Also, escargot really does taste like shit, and I think I have brain parasites now.

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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 6:01 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Yes, because Slayer is SO relevant to... well, ANYTHING. I can hardly go a whole day without running into some musician who tells me how big an influence Slayer was on his or her life! Tell me, did their "Greatest Hit" album even have one track on it? Are you one of those people standing around, going, "FUCK! I *HAD* Great White tickets!"?



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Friday, May 28, 2010 - 20:32 To AnthonyT:
Go fuck yourself.
On this matter, make no mistake. I want you to go fuck yourself long and hard, as well as anyone who agrees with you. I got no use for you.

Friday, May 28, 2010 - 18:26 To President Obama:
Mr. President, you're a god damn, mother fucking liar.
Fuck you, you cock sucking community activist piece of shit.
... go fuck yourself, Mr. President.


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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 8:44 AM

KANEMAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
Yes, because Slayer is SO relevant to... well, ANYTHING. I can hardly go a whole day without running into some musician who tells me how big an influence Slayer was on his or her life! Tell me, did their "Greatest Hit" album even have one track on it? Are you one of those people standing around, going, "FUCK! I *HAD* Great White tickets!"?



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Friday, May 28, 2010 - 20:32 To AnthonyT:
Go fuck yourself.
On this matter, make no mistake. I want you to go fuck yourself long and hard, as well as anyone who agrees with you. I got no use for you.

Friday, May 28, 2010 - 18:26 To President Obama:
Mr. President, you're a god damn, mother fucking liar.
Fuck you, you cock sucking community activist piece of shit.
... go fuck yourself, Mr. President.




You are gay.....



”Niki--condescending arrogant fat old bi-polar hag....You are an asshole...one does not need a sockpuppet to tell you to fuck off" ...sayeth Kane

Kwicko wrote, "I've got a soft spot for animals"
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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 9:36 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


And you are a pedophile.

And it seems you're still upset that I never called you a cunt. ;)

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Friday, May 28, 2010 - 20:32 To AnthonyT:
Go fuck yourself.
On this matter, make no mistake. I want you to go fuck yourself long and hard, as well as anyone who agrees with you. I got no use for you.

Friday, May 28, 2010 - 18:26 To President Obama:
Mr. President, you're a god damn, mother fucking liar.
Fuck you, you cock sucking community activist piece of shit.
... go fuck yourself, Mr. President.

Kaneman wrote: "I like to suck horse cum out of a dog's asshole......Well, it's true......"


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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 10:12 AM

KANEMAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
And you are a pedophile.

And it seems you're still upset that I never called you a cunt. ;)

AURaptor's Greatest Hits:

Friday, May 28, 2010 - 20:32 To AnthonyT:
Go fuck yourself.
On this matter, make no mistake. I want you to go fuck yourself long and hard, as well as anyone who agrees with you. I got no use for you.

Friday, May 28, 2010 - 18:26 To President Obama:
Mr. President, you're a god damn, mother fucking liar.
Fuck you, you cock sucking community activist piece of shit.
... go fuck yourself, Mr. President.

Kaneman wrote: "I like to suck horse cum out of a dog's asshole......Well, it's true......"




You are gay.....still



”Niki--condescending arrogant fat old bi-polar hag....You are an asshole...one does not need a sockpuppet to tell you to fuck off" ...sayeth Kane

Kwicko wrote, "I've got a soft spot for animals"
I'm guessing he's talking about his anus......Well, it's true........


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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 11:19 AM

LWAVES


Quote:

Originally posted by kaneman:

ENGLISH MEN ARE WIMPS. We all know this despite their apparent friskiness at that Sissie sport they act up at. God knows that if they came to the STATES and acted that way at a Real football game (Giants)they would be stomped down and sent home faster than they were at the end of the War for Independence.



England are crap at football (soccer). Fair point.
But as for your 'real' football where you won't even get on the field without padding and a kiddies bike helmet. Try rugby with just a shirt then we'll see who's a wimp.

Quote:


*Immediate remedy*.... We should allow our troops in the Middle East to wear Britain's uniforms.



Great idea . Then you can have more dead soldiers after you've shot them in 'friendly fire'. Or maybe you can send arms to one side and then go and fight on the other side like you've done before.

Quote:


*Long term solution*....We have to teach them to snack on hot wings and beer instead of tea and crumpets.



Try a Real Ale if you want a real drink, not beer which is for lightweights. As for snacking if we follow the American way we'd ALL be obese lumps of fat who dine on MuckyD's and Blubber King.

Quote:


See, we are talking about a land that gave the world Duran Duran. We gave Slayer.



Slayer are vastly overrated. Anyone can shout loudly and make loud noises with a guitar and call it music.
Plus you gave us a coke snorting whore called Britney. You gave us Xtinct Aguilera who doesn't want to be a sex object but wears almost nothing in her videos. You inflicted the 'talents' of The Hoff on the world for which you will never be forgiven. You have the largest film industry in the world yet you still have to steal ideas from the rest of the world or past movies/shows.

I say to you:




"The greatest invention ever is not the wheel. It's the second wheel." - Rich Hall

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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 11:43 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


LWaves: You mean Slayer were *rated*? Hell, don't you have to be rated in order to be overrated?

Can anyone name even one Slayer song?

I mean, really, is that the pinnacle of American metal? Really?

Kaney, you really should take up cutting again.

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Friday, May 28, 2010 - 20:32 To AnthonyT:
Go fuck yourself.
On this matter, make no mistake. I want you to go fuck yourself long and hard, as well as anyone who agrees with you. I got no use for you.

Friday, May 28, 2010 - 18:26 To President Obama:
Mr. President, you're a god damn, mother fucking liar.
Fuck you, you cock sucking community activist piece of shit.
... go fuck yourself, Mr. President.


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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 11:46 AM

MINCINGBEAST


War Ensemble.

That's a Slayer song.

And also, a way of life. An aspiration. A dream.

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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 12:05 PM

LWAVES


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
LWaves: You mean Slayer were *rated*? Hell, don't you have to be rated in order to be overrated?

Can anyone name even one Slayer song?




Unfortunately yes. I had a mate who liked them.
I think they were the equivalent of the adandoned at birth, illegitimate child who used to hand around in the corner being ignored because they actually deserved it.

I can name a Slayer song!
It was called....err....hold on it was....err....something....
Nope. Can't think of one.
Does Once More With Feeling count?. Some of them are by a slayer? Buffy The Vampire Slayer.



"The greatest invention ever is not the wheel. It's the second wheel." - Rich Hall

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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 12:12 PM

KANEMAN


Quote:

Originally posted by lwaves:
Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
LWaves: You mean Slayer were *rated*? Hell, don't you have to be rated in order to be overrated?

Can anyone name even one Slayer song?




Unfortunately yes. I had a mate who liked them.
I think they were the equivalent of the adandoned at birth, illegitimate child who used to hand around in the corner being ignored because they actually deserved it.

I can name a Slayer song!
It was called....err....hold on it was....err....something....
Nope. Can't think of one.
Does Once More With Feeling count?. Some of them are by a slayer? Buffy The Vampire Slayer.



"The greatest invention ever is not the wheel. It's the second wheel." - Rich Hall




Not a metal fan I take it. Doesn't surprise me. Brits tend to like weird chick music...So go on and enjoy Duffy...

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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 12:15 PM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


LWaves, your post before last pretty much says it all. I don't know from Slayer (I rarely listen to current music), but I loved some of the stuff in "Once More With Feeling", so I'll give them points if that's true.

Otherwise; everything you said. And then some.


Hippie Operative Nikovich Nikita Nicovna Talibani,
signing off


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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 12:24 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Niki, that was tongue in cheek about "Once More With Feeling" - it was by *A* slayer. Get it?

Slayer, that crap pseudo-metal band, hasn't been relevant since the 80s. And they weren't relevant then, either.

Here's what Wiki says about their "style":

Quote:

Slayer's musical traits involve fast tremolo picking, atonal guitar solos, double bass drumming, and shouting vocals.


Woooo... Sounds *riveting*. ;) Atonal solos. Shouting vocals.

BTW, RiverKane, metal is very, VERY gay.

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Friday, May 28, 2010 - 20:32 To AnthonyT:
Go fuck yourself.
On this matter, make no mistake. I want you to go fuck yourself long and hard, as well as anyone who agrees with you. I got no use for you.

Friday, May 28, 2010 - 18:26 To President Obama:
Mr. President, you're a god damn, mother fucking liar.
Fuck you, you cock sucking community activist piece of shit.
... go fuck yourself, Mr. President.


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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 12:28 PM

MINCINGBEAST


Slayer is crap, and I have been able to recognize this since the fog of puberty lifted, but to suggest that they are psuedo-metal is to declare that

a) you don't know what the word psuedo means

b) you do not know anything about metal, and consider Poison metal

c) you are a quarrelsome butthole.

Being as that I like you, and am a butthole myself, I lean to C.

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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 12:35 PM

KANEMAN


That you wiki slayer...shows me you are gay, with to much time on your hands...butt definitely gay.

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”Niki--condescending arrogant fat old bi-polar hag....You are an asshole...one does not need a sockpuppet to tell you to fuck off" ...sayeth Kane

Kwicko wrote, "I've got a soft spot for animals"
I'm guessing he's talking about his anus......Well, it's true........


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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 12:43 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


That you like Slayer tells me how very gay you are, RL.

That, and your obsession with gayness...

You still upset that I didn't call you a cunt, huh?

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Friday, May 28, 2010 - 20:32 To AnthonyT:
Go fuck yourself.
On this matter, make no mistake. I want you to go fuck yourself long and hard, as well as anyone who agrees with you. I got no use for you.

Friday, May 28, 2010 - 18:26 To President Obama:
Mr. President, you're a god damn, mother fucking liar.
Fuck you, you cock sucking community activist piece of shit.
... go fuck yourself, Mr. President.


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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 12:45 PM

KANEMAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
That you like Slayer tells me how very gay you are, RL.

That, and your obsession with gayness...

You still upset that I didn't call you a cunt, huh?

AURaptor's Greatest Hits:

Friday, May 28, 2010 - 20:32 To AnthonyT:
Go fuck yourself.
On this matter, make no mistake. I want you to go fuck yourself long and hard, as well as anyone who agrees with you. I got no use for you.

Friday, May 28, 2010 - 18:26 To President Obama:
Mr. President, you're a god damn, mother fucking liar.
Fuck you, you cock sucking community activist piece of shit.
... go fuck yourself, Mr. President.




You are gay....still

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”Niki--condescending arrogant fat old bi-polar hag....You are an asshole...one does not need a sockpuppet to tell you to fuck off" ...sayeth Kane

Kwicko wrote, "I've got a soft spot for animals"
I'm guessing he's talking about his anus......Well, it's true........


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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 1:06 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


You're still a creepy pedophile, as you've already confirmed.

AURaptor's Greatest Hits:

Friday, May 28, 2010 - 20:32 To AnthonyT:
Go fuck yourself.
On this matter, make no mistake. I want you to go fuck yourself long and hard, as well as anyone who agrees with you. I got no use for you.

Friday, May 28, 2010 - 18:26 To President Obama:
Mr. President, you're a god damn, mother fucking liar.
Fuck you, you cock sucking community activist piece of shit.
... go fuck yourself, Mr. President.


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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 1:10 PM

KANEMAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
You're still a creepy pedophile, as you've already confirmed.

AURaptor's Greatest Hits:

Friday, May 28, 2010 - 20:32 To AnthonyT:
Go fuck yourself.
On this matter, make no mistake. I want you to go fuck yourself long and hard, as well as anyone who agrees with you. I got no use for you.

Friday, May 28, 2010 - 18:26 To President Obama:
Mr. President, you're a god damn, mother fucking liar.
Fuck you, you cock sucking community activist piece of shit.
... go fuck yourself, Mr. President.





Luke your transformation to the dark side is almost complete.....I own your mind......And,

*drum roll*

you are gay.....still

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”Niki--condescending arrogant fat old bi-polar hag....You are an asshole...one does not need a sockpuppet to tell you to fuck off" ...sayeth Kane

Kwicko wrote, "I've got a soft spot for animals"
I'm guessing he's talking about his anus......Well, it's true........


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