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Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
"You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them."

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Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
What I think some of these mean....

"Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish."

So... You're going to die. Let's party one more time like back in College when I'd see a different girl coming out of your dorm room in the morning than I'd see going into it before I passed out and woke up in a puddle of my own vomit.

Good times :)

Prositutes are on me!!!!!

OR..........

So.... You're in a lot of pain, but you're not dying man....

Here man... Drink the shit out of this stuff, cause Jack Daniels isn't going to be invented for like another 1,700 years man, and I've walked barefoot across this entire continent with Jesus and I can't even score a dime bag man...





"And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee."

Go ahead....... Make my day





"And the sucking child shall play on the hole of the asp, and the weaned child shall put his hand on the cockatrice' den."

Sounds like some weird Dungeons & Dragons reference, so I can't say much about it myself. Sure, I watched the cartoon on Saturday mornings back in the 80's, but I also watched Gummy Bears after school.......

What, so I suppose that makes me an expert on Gummiberry Juice too?

you man

















"And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness."

LOL

Haha.... there's no editors for this Bible. It's like 3BC and we'll just Deuteronomy the out of anybody who says something here isn't from God's mouth.

Let's see what that asshole Paul says when he finally notices that all the first print editions of the Bible went out with this paragraph in his shit. Boy, I wish I could see it when he realizes. He's going to be so pissed! Hahahahaa.

Paul

hahahahahahahaha








"If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity."

Dude grabbed his junk. That shit ain't funny.

How would you like it if I tied your ovaries in knots.........?

bitch






"You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them."

I just hope that wasn't that fake gold you see on TV and in the movies. Nothing more disturbing than a green vagina....

Unless it's St. Patty's day.

*insert Irish Jig here






Who's next?

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned."

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