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GOP unveils it's 'Pledge'

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Friday, September 24, 2010 8:20 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


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House Republicans sought to recapture the spirit of their 1994 election landslide Thursday, unveiling a 21-page "Pledge to America" that includes promises to slash taxes, cut government and reverse President Barack Obama's health care reforms.

Among other things, House GOP leaders pledged to permanently extend all of the Bush-era tax cuts due to expire at the end of this year -- including for individuals making over $250,000.

They also proposed giving small businesses a tax deduction equal to 20 percent of their income, while requiring Congress to review any new federal regulations that add to the deficit.

They pushed a domestic spending freeze, with the exception of certain politically sensitive programs such as veterans' benefits.

While stressing the need to reduce spiraling deficits, they did not offer specifics on how to restrain the growth of entitlement programs such as Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid.

The document also lacks a pledge against unrelated pet projects that members of Congress often insert in spending bills to bring funding to their home districts -- known as earmarks. Banning earmarks is typically a staple of Republican policy.

"The federal government is too big, it spends too much, and it's out of control," said House Minority Leader John Boehner, R-Ohio. The current federal government "isn't listening" and "doesn't get it."

"Our government has failed us," said Rep. Kevin McCarthy, R-California. "The land of opportunity has become the land of shrinking prosperity. ... People are outraged."

The House GOP leadership unveiled its proposal at a lumber company in northern Virginia.

Notice it originally left out any mention of social policies, which are what the Tea Party and other Repub candidates have focused on, and where their positions are such that even the majority of Republicans would blanch at putting them in power. In the end they "had" to add some of it, but note how they minimized it as much as humanly possible:
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Several Republican sources said there was no intention to directly address social issues because the electorate is so heavily focused on jobs and spending.

Republican leaders settled on a line that states: "We pledge to honor families, traditional marriage, life, and the private and faith-based organizations that form the core of our American values."

This language was a late addition, according to a GOP source, after conservative Rep. Mike Pence of Indiana argued that social issues should be included in the document representing the agenda of House Republicans.

Kind of a "shhhh, don't mention we want to do away with all social programs, privatize Social Security and Medicare, and make abortions--even for rape or incest--illegal...maybe nobody will notice...
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House Democratic leaders claimed the document showed Republicans want to return to what they called failed policies of the past.

It seems "like just another day," White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said after the rollout. Gibbs told reporters the plan was written by a lobbyist, and was no different from anything the GOP had put forward over the last decade.

A statement from House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer's office on Wednesday mocked the GOP positions, saying they showed that Republicans pledged allegiance to hedge fund managers on Wall Street, insurance companies, the "wealthiest of the wealthy," oil companies and big corporations that outsource jobs, "with a recession and huge deficits for all."

Of course they would say that, but in essence it's true. It was written by former Exxon lobbyist Brian Wild--which they don't want you to know, except it's in .pdf format so you can find out.

Their entire energy platform:
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We will fight to increase access to domestic energy.
Straight out of Big Oil's playbook, used by every
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Increasing access to domestic energy is critical to our nation’s security, economic growth, and quality of life. — American Petroleum Institute

It’s time for the president to let the market access dependable, affordable and abundant domestic energy. — Tim Phillips, President of the Americans for Prosperity

This multifaceted bill includes the building blocks of sound energy policy—efficiency, conservation, diversity, and expanded access to domestic energy supplies. — Jack Gerard, American Chemistry Council

Increasing access to domestic resources will mean more jobs, more revenues to help cash-strapped local, state and federal governments and greater energy security.– American Petroleum Institute

The President again urges Congress to pass legislation that opens access to domestic energy sources such as the Outer Continental Shelf and the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. — President George W. Bush

We need to increase access to domestic energy sources. — John Engler, President of the National Association of Manufacturers

Congress need[s] to increase access to domestic energy sources
… [to] significantly increase domestic oil and natural gas production. — Competitive Enterprise Institute

I was going to ask "How stupid do they think the American people are?", but I already know the answer. Hey, let's put 'em in charge again; they did such a great job last time!

"Forward to the past"...


Hippie Operative Nikovich Nikita Nicovna Talibani,
Contracted Agent of Veritas Oilspillus, code name “Nike”,
signing off





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Friday, September 24, 2010 8:23 AM

CHRISISALL


Yeah, our economy was "On Fire" during the last run, eh?


The laughing Chrisisall


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Friday, September 24, 2010 1:09 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Chris, it WAS "on fire"! Don't you remember? It burned our country almost to the ground!

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Go fuck yourself.
On this matter, make no mistake. I want you to go fuck yourself long and hard, as well as anyone who agrees with you. I got no use for you.

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Mr. President, you're a god damn, mother fucking liar.
Fuck you, you cock sucking community activist piece of shit.
... go fuck yourself, Mr. President.


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Friday, September 24, 2010 1:18 PM

WHOZIT


Demorats "Pledge" to leave town ASAP! No vote on the Bush tax cuts.



Those arn't boobs, they're lies! - Stewie Griffin

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Friday, September 24, 2010 1:23 PM

MINCINGBEAST


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:
Demorats "Pledge" to leave town ASAP! No vote on the Bush tax cuts.



Those arn't boobs, they're lies! - Stewie Griffin



Dude, you mispellt "democrat." Youse better fix that befor the Spelling Fairy cetches you.

***looks about hungrily, wipes spittle from lips***

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Friday, September 24, 2010 2:30 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


I fear trying to keep up with the Zit's mangling of the language would try even The Spelling Fairy™'s resources and patience.


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Friday, September 24, 2010 2:46 PM

MINCINGBEAST


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Originally posted by Kwicko:
I fear trying to keep up with the Zit's mangling of the language would try even The Spelling Fairy™'s resources and patience.




Do you know the Spelling Fairy™? I'm a big fan. I would like to meat the spelling fairy.

**grins reassuringly, places potatoes and carrots in boiling kettle**

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Friday, September 24, 2010 2:49 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


You have already met The Spelling Fairy™, numerous times. Just not in the way you'd hoped.

My name is Legion, for We are Many.

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Friday, September 24, 2010 2:55 PM

MINCINGBEAST


Wait...wait...for weeks I have been hunting the Spelling Fairy™. I have lurked in threads, posted deliberate misspellings, and designed elaborate Rube Goldberg devices to catch the wretched fairy. I have read many recipes for delicious fairy meat. All of my efforts have been in vain. Alas.

And this entire time...the estimable Kwicko is the fairy? Wow.

OMFG DELICIOUS FAIRY MEAT!

**pounces on Kwicko, misses and falls through open manhole, crawls out of sewer covered in waste, is struck by car, cries out in pain, bird craps in crying mouth, homeless man steals wallet, struck by second car, satellite falls from orbit and lands on nads**

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Friday, September 24, 2010 3:00 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


As I've said, We are Many.

There is more than one. There are more than several.

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Friday, September 24, 2010 3:01 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

...bird craps in crying mouth...


Wait a sec - are you one of the Kings of Leon?

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Friday, September 24, 2010 3:08 PM

SPELLINGFAIRY


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Originally posted by mincingbeast:
I have read many recipes for delicious fairy meet.



No one here can fix typos quickly enough to catch me... but I caught you hahaha! You did not edit fast enough, mister "fairy meet"!

*flit*

(And I am not Kwicko. Chew on that, you spell-challenged reprobate!)

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Friday, September 24, 2010 3:38 PM

DMAANLILEILTT


Well the Spelling Fairy would also have to comment on the title of this thread seeing as it currently says "Grand Old Party unveils it is 'Pledge'".

And I'm wondering if your main conservative will be as committed to its 'Pledge' the way ours was.
http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-national/abbott-walks-away-from-s
peaker-deal-20100923-15ngk.html


"We are Legion, for we are many."

"I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"

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Friday, September 24, 2010 3:58 PM

MINCINGBEAST


Quote:

Originally posted by SpellingFairy:
Quote:

Originally posted by mincingbeast:
I have read many recipes for delicious fairy meet.



No one here can fix typos quickly enough to catch me... but I caught you hahaha! You did not edit fast enough, mister "fairy meet"!

*flit*

(And I am not Kwicko. Chew on that, you spell-challenged reprobate!)



**spits bird shit, wipes chin**

HAHAHA FOUND A WAY TO LURE YOU OUT INTO THE OPEN!

**pulls cord to fairy-catching device, which explodes, castrating and mutilating MB**

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Friday, September 24, 2010 4:13 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


So close...



*flit*

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Saturday, September 25, 2010 6:35 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


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Dude, you mispellt "democrat." Youse better fix that befor the Spelling Fairy cetches you.
...or "Bill" comes out of the shadows a few months from now to decry it!

You'll never catch the Spelling Fairy...any of them. They're much too fast, and you just end up looking like Wily Coyote, as you discovered. ;o) You can draw him out, but you can't run him down!

Actually, the way it's worked out, looks like the Repubs used Pledge to just shine up their original "Pledge", hee, hee, hee!


Hippie Operative Nikovich Nikita Nicovna Talibani,
Contracted Agent of Veritas Oilspillus, code name “Nike”,
signing off




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