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"Scientific" explanation of the Stormtrooper Aim

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Sunday, November 14, 2010 11:29 AM

CANTTAKESKY


From Cracked.com. This is for you, Frem.

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http://www.cracked.com/article_18858_the-biggest-star-wars-plot-hole-e
xplained-by-science.html


...Yet, the second you put an Alderaan Princess in front of them, you've got five Stormtroopers missing a stationary target roughly eight feet away, three firing their guns wildly into the sky, and one asshole trying to ride his blaster rifle like a pony -- and none making the shot.

Fans jokingly refer to it as "Stormtrooper aim." But it's not lazy film-making (or at least, not just that): There's actually a perfectly logical, scientific reason behind this behavior. Soldiers in real wars behave in exactly the same way.

In one war-time study, a Brigadier General found that "only 15 to 20 [percent] would take any part with their weapons." And that this was consistently true, "whether the action was spread over a day, or two days, or three." Eighty percent of the soldiers would not fire, due to nothing more than their innate desire to not take a human life. We also know that the vast majority of shots fired in battle, miss.

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But even supposing you buy this explanation, there's one glaring omission we've left unaccounted for: If all of these Stormtroopers are missing on purpose, why don't the good guys seem to have the slightest problem murdering a city-bus worth of dudes every time they stop for gas? Are they more accepting of the brutal realities of war? Are they more faithful in their cause? Are they just a bunch of fucking sociopaths in space vests?

Nope. It's the helmets.

That's right: If the Stormtroopers had just taken off their helmets, they would have probably won the war. Especially considering that they're an elite battalion of well-funded techno-warriors, up against a space hillbilly, a gigolo, a pampered socialite and a furry version of Sloth from the Goonies. It all comes down to the basic principle of dehumanization.

When you remove human qualities from a person, you make it much easier to justify acts of violence towards them. In our real life militaries, this is usually done through propaganda: Those aren't people you're shooting at, son. They're japs. They're gooks. They're Muslims. They're whatever other label the military wants to fill in, as long as it makes them different -- and therefore less -- than real people.

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Sunday, November 14, 2010 11:57 AM

DREAMTROVE


Panic accounts for a lot of it too. The more you fire, the less you hit. I found that precious few bullets were required to win a battle, just an inordinate amount of patience.

Despite my opposition to guns, I'm actually a damn good shot, or a I was, undoubtedly not as good as Mike or Frem, but hit more often than miss, which is far better than most. Just because you can do something, doesn't mean that you should.

The Empire should have devoted more resources to PR. They were never ever going to win because there was always going to be a rebellion because they failed to keep the people entertained.

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Sunday, November 14, 2010 7:59 PM

FREMDFIRMA


Ayep, although you have that statistical five percent who got NO problem with shootin people and who're damn good at it.

But yes, every empire, even ours, makes this mistake - the sociopaths giving the orders fail to understand that in anyone human enough to be worth the name there's an innate resistance towards killing, for all that our screwed up society TRIES to pound that out, they'll never succeed in the long term cause it's not a species level positive survival trait, and nature plays by different rules.

Pave over the tree root all you like, in the end the tree ALWAYS wins.

As for bread and circuses, our empires problem today is at the other end, the stupid pissants keep forgettin the BREAD!
Hungry people don't give a fuck whether they're entertained or not.

-Frem

PS. Actually yer prolly a better shot than me now, as thanks to my wild-eye and bad depth perception, my gunslingin days are prettymuch over.

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