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A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

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Originally posted by TheHappyTrader:
I know right? I figured with a name like Cummings, is was likely fake. A friend posted it on facebook and I posted it here.

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Originally posted by TheHappyTrader:
No clue if this is real or not, but it is hilarious!

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Originally posted by TheHappyTrader:
No clue if this is real or not, but it is hilarious!

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LOL Dead serious news is a satirical website. They are like an Onion-wannabe, but a bit grosser and more offensive.

But that sure would be funny, wouldn't it? Hehe.

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