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POSTED BY: DREAMTROVE
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Sunday, December 18, 2011 3:53 PM

DREAMTROVE


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Originally posted by Washington Post:
51 dancers and choreographers, 138 dentists, 176 dental hygienists, 100 librarians, 510 bread bakers, 448 clergy, 154 stenographers, 865 hairdressers, 136 manicurists, 110 shampooers, 65 farmers, and (our favorite) 1,714 bartenders.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-checker/post/keystone-pipelin
e-jobs-claims-a-bipartisan-fumble/2011/12/13/gIQAwxFisO_blog.html


I see that the Keystone Pipeline will create jobs for strippers. And bartenders. I suppose that it will create jobs for bouncers and counselors and parole officers, too. "A crack dealer on every corner" was a promotion for a job creation program, I never realized that before. If I had, I might have supported it. I mean, that's what the govt. is supposed to do, ah, fuckit. I can't do this with a straight face.

Librarians? are you for real? I mean, yeah, your pipeline crew will tip strippers, but you seriously want me to believe that they can read?

That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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Sunday, December 18, 2011 4:10 PM

CANTTAKESKY


I'm scratching my head about the 448 clergy.

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"Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want - and their kids pay for it." - Richard Lamm

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Sunday, December 18, 2011 4:14 PM

CHRISISALL


If only I were a pretty girl....


The laughing Chrisisall


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Sunday, December 18, 2011 5:07 PM

DREAMTROVE


I figure it takes a hundred drinkers to employ an additional bartender, which means 171,400 drinkers. They're not even hiring that many people. Do they mean the pipeline project will *cause* alcoholism?

That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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Sunday, December 18, 2011 6:34 PM

FREMDFIRMA



WHISKEY, TANGO, FOXTROT, OVER ?

-F

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Sunday, December 18, 2011 6:54 PM

DREAMTROVE


136 manicurists. That's how I see a pipeline crew.

That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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