Let's Try to Offend Kwicko! by Kwicko

Hmmmmm... I was under the impression that 90% of my posts offended you Kwick ;)

Guess I'm in the clear then?

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 1:34 PM

The 1970 Buick GS with the 455 ci Stage 1 engine is the greatest Muscle Car of all time....it's a fact!

And Obama sucks.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 1:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:
Hmmmmm... I was under the impression that 90% of my posts offended you Kwick ;)

Guess I'm in the clear then?

You are in the clear. Your posts don't offend me so much as annoy and puzzle me. On the one hand, you SEEM like a fairly intelligent sort... but on the other hand, you post some of the whackiest stuff this side of PN.

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"I've not watched the video either, or am incapable of intellectually dealing with the substance of this thread, so I'll instead act like a juvenile and claim victory..." - Rappy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 1:43 PM

WISHIMAY

Fiestaware is ugly and chips easily, also one color was radioactive...

Corelle4life

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 1:50 PM

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

I thought about it for a minute, just for fun, but gave up. I've never seen you "offended" Mike, and have rarely been so myself. "Annoy" and "puzzle" fit perfectly for me, too--nobody here is important enough to hate or be offended by very often, and from what I've seen, you're perfectly capable of giving as good as you get--and have never shown squeamishness and what you "get".

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 1:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
You are in the clear. Your posts don't offend me so much as annoy and puzzle me. On the one hand, you SEEM like a fairly intelligent sort... but on the other hand, you post some of the whackiest stuff this side of PN.

Cool

A lifestyle of Wacky has overall worked for me so far, so you'll understand when I just keep right on going with it. Sorry that you find it all annoying.

Glad you're not offended though!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 2:02 PM

CUDA77

Like woman, I am a mystery.

If that doesn't offend you, nothing will.

Socialist and unashamed.

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 2:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Wishimay:
Fiestaware is ugly and chips easily, also one color was radioactive...

Corelle4life

... and I've got quite a bit of the radioactive red, too! We still use it regularly. It offends collectors that my cats eat their food out of vintage Fiesta, but they haven't managed to chip any of it yet.

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"I've not watched the video either, or am incapable of intellectually dealing with the substance of this thread, so I'll instead act like a juvenile and claim victory..." - Rappy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 2:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Cuda77:

If that doesn't offend you, nothing will.

Ouch, Cuda - that was a bit below the belt! That's about as close as I've come to being offended so far, but it saddens me more than offends me.

On one of the facebook groups I'm in, somebody put up a screenshot of a post on Orly Taitz's facebook page. It didn't last long, of course, given the image: a woman with a banana stuck up her ass so that only the stem was visible, with the caption "This shit is bananas!" The image, with that caption, posted on Orly Taitz's website, really busted me up. In poor taste? Definitely. But I wasn't offended.

Maybe I'm jaded.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 2:21 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Let's see.

Dumbass! Jerk ! Goofball! Bozo!

Competition!! ( I still want that job as the left wing PN.)

Nah, didn't do any good. :<)

Hey, the hint box with the emoticons has vanished.

was it

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 2:27 PM

The fact that you ignored my reply offends me, but I understand, you live in a place with no indoor plumbing and you use pictures of Obama as TP. I understand, bite me.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 2:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
The fact that you ignored my reply offends me, but I understand, you live in a place with no indoor plumbing and you use pictures of Obama as TP. I understand, bite me.

Oh, darn - I promise I did not ignore you, Zit. I wrote a rather lengthy reply, but looks like the forum gnomes ate it.

Anyhoo, a case can be made for the GS as the greatest muscle car, but it was never my personal favorite. Friend of mine wrecked one when we took it on a test drive in high school - he floored it, it got away from him, and he hit a line of parked cars.

And Obama can indeed suck at times.

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"I've not watched the video either, or am incapable of intellectually dealing with the substance of this thread, so I'll instead act like a juvenile and claim victory..." - Rappy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 2:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:
Let's see.

Dumbass! Jerk ! Goofball! Bozo!

Competition!! ( I still want that job as the left wing PN.)

Nah, didn't do any good. :<)

Hey, the hint box with the emoticons has vanished.

was it ?

It made me

. :)

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"I've not watched the video either, or am incapable of intellectually dealing with the substance of this thread, so I'll instead act like a juvenile and claim victory..." - Rappy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 3:06 PM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up

Only a blithering idiot would drive the slow, ugly, ill-designed, rustbucket deathtrap known as the Honda CRX.

Select to view spoiler:

Yeah. I have one too, but mine's a racecar!!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 3:16 PM

MAGONSDAUGHTER

You hate Firefly!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 3:23 PM

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

I think Cuda gets the prize thus far, and Magons, saying he hates Firefly wouldn't offend him...them might be fightin' words, but offensive? Nah...NOTHING having to do with Firefly would ever be offensive (I hope I'm not tempting anyone...!).

I guess closest might be something along the lines of "You're not worthy of being a Browncoat" or "Firefly sucked!" or something, but he wouldn't take it seriously.

Interesting efforts, nonetheless.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 3:23 PM

Mike, you are a leftie lapdog, a dopey conspiracy theorist, and an all-around hater of America in all its imperialistic glory.
You suck like Angel before he got a soul, and are a stupid as Jayne in Ariel.
And you are not fit to wipe 'Rappy's bulls**t-stained shoes.

I did my best here...

Chrisisall, wearing a frilly Mal thing on his head, and ready to shoot unarmed, full-body armoured Operatives

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 3:25 PM

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

Ahhhh, life is right again. It's good to see the "old" Chris back in good form... ;o)

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 3:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Geezer:
Only a blithering idiot would drive the slow, ugly, ill-designed, rustbucket deathtrap known as the Honda CRX.

Select to view spoiler:
Yeah. I have one too, but mine's a racecar!!

One of mine was, as well. But it was the first-generation CRX. You know, the GOOD one for racing, the one that ruled the Firestone Firehawk series back in the day! :)

Neither of my remaining CRXs have rust, though, but thanks.

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"I've not watched the video either, or am incapable of intellectually dealing with the substance of this thread, so I'll instead act like a juvenile and claim victory..." - Rappy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 3:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Niki2:
Ahhhh, life is right again. It's good to see the "old" Chris back in good form... ;o)

It is, isn't it? Almost feels like we're getting the old band back together, eh?

And Chris, thanks for the kind thoughts.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 3:48 PM

Mike, you NEED to develop more empathy towards the men of lesser steel than yourself that cower at authority & need to follow the path of least political resistance.

*ugh* that was hard... hope I offended ya,,,

Chrisisall, wearing a frilly Mal thing on his head, and ready to shoot unarmed, full-body armoured Operatives

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 4:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:

Taking up the challenge posed by Pizmo, to see if I can be offended.

Any takers?

I got one....

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!!!!!

LOL...

Nah... I'm just kidding man... She's sitting on my lap right now.

We know she isn't, but she totally would..... 32 and a six pack and a house.... If she's good looking at all, she might be the cougar I'm looking for :)

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 4:39 PM

ANTHONYT

Freedom is Important because People are Important

Hello,

A thread with the express purpose of offending Mike, endorsed by Mike?

And now some horrid expletives have been used in the latest round of attempts.

I feel secure that I can say something offensive not only to Mike, but even to myself.

Firefly was a drab, boring, overrated blemish on the airwaves that deserved its young death. Its cancellation was possibly one of the few good decisions Fox has ever made. The desire by a tiny minority of 'fans' to keep it alive is both sad and pathetic. The meagre careers that the actors of the show have managed to finagle for themselves is impressive considering the lingering stench of this bad sci-fi production- one that ranks with Sharktopuss in the bad sci-fi hall of fame. The sooner Firefly is forgotten, the better off the landscape of human artistic expression will be. The people who participated in the show need to stop listing it on their resumes and hope nobody remembers what they once stooped to. As for the sequel movie, its only highlight was the death of the irritating 'plucky comic relief' pilot who stood out throughout the show's thankfully brief run like puss on a pimple.

--Anthony

Note to Self:
Raptor - women who want to control their reproductive processes are sluts.
Wulf - Niki is a stupid fucking bitch who should hurry up and die.
Never forget what these men are.
“The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.” -Thomas Szasz

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 4:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:

I got one....

That's SO wrong, Six....

Chrisisall, wearing a frilly Mal thing on his head, and ready to shoot unarmed, full-body armoured Operatives

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 4:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ANTHONYT:
As for the sequel movie, its only highlight was the death of the irritating 'plucky comic relief' pilot who stood out throughout the show's thankfully brief run like puss on a pimple.

Tony, do you WANT us to hire a hit man, man?

Chrisisall, wearing a frilly Mal thing on his head, and ready to shoot unarmed, full-body armoured Operatives

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 4:47 PM

ANTHONYT

Freedom is Important because People are Important

Quote:
Tony, do you WANT us to hire a hit man, man?

Hello,

It was the most offensive thing I could think of.

--Anthony

Note to Self:
Raptor - women who want to control their reproductive processes are sluts.
Wulf - Niki is a stupid fucking bitch who should hurry up and die.
Never forget what these men are.
“The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.” -Thomas Szasz

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 5:29 PM

Most effective from my POV.

Chrisisall, wearing a frilly Mal thing on his head, and ready to shoot unarmed, full-body armoured Operatives

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 6:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ANTHONYT:
Quote:
Tony, do you WANT us to hire a hit man, man?

Hello,

It was the most offensive thing I could think of.

--Anthony

Yeah, that was pretty good. Or bad. Damned close to offensive, even, but I've met people who didn't get Firefly at all. I pity them their ignorance. :)

Jack, I hope you like 'em skinny; my mom' likely little more than bones and a bit of dried leathery skin after this long feeding the worms! Telling an atheist their mother is in hell is like saying telling you your mother's gone to Santa Claus. It can't be offensive because it's just nonsensical. Nice try, though!

So far Anthony's probably come closest.

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"I've not watched the video either, or am incapable of intellectually dealing with the substance of this thread, so I'll instead act like a juvenile and claim victory..." - Rappy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, June 15, 2012 7:45 PM

WISHIMAY

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:

Jack, I hope you like 'em skinny; my mom' likely little more than bones and a bit of dried leathery skin after this long feeding the worms!

But... she's on his lap ... *wretch

I'm slightly offended...Jack, I know yer desperate, but necrophilia is soo unbecoming...

I'm not sure this thread could degenerate any further...what's past necrophilia???

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, June 16, 2012 1:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
The fact that you ignored my reply offends me, but I understand, you live in a place with no indoor plumbing and you use pictures of Obama as TP. I understand, bite me.

Oh, darn - I promise I did not ignore you, Zit. I wrote a rather lengthy reply, but looks like the forum gnomes ate it.

Anyhoo, a case can be made for the GS as the greatest muscle car, but it was never my personal favorite. Friend of mine wrecked one when we took it on a test drive in high school - he floored it, it got away from him, and he hit a line of parked cars.

And Obama can indeed suck at times.

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"I've not watched the video either, or am incapable of intellectually dealing with the substance of this thread, so I'll instead act like a juvenile and claim victory..." - Rappy

Were you stoned when you wrote this? You seemed too happy.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, June 16, 2012 2:12 AM

In Austin TX all they have are Steers and Queers, this makes you a "Gay Cow"... moo.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, June 16, 2012 3:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Wishimay:
Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:

Jack, I hope you like 'em skinny; my mom' likely little more than bones and a bit of dried leathery skin after this long feeding the worms!

But... she's on his lap ... *wretch

I'm slightly offended...Jack, I know yer desperate, but necrophilia is soo unbecoming...

I'm not sure this thread could degenerate any further...what's past necrophilia???

Have to talk to Jack about that - he said he doesn't want a wife who gets fat on him, so he may have found his dream girl!

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"I've not watched the video either, or am incapable of intellectually dealing with the substance of this thread, so I'll instead act like a juvenile and claim victory..." - Rappy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, June 16, 2012 3:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
In Austin TX all they have are Steers and Queers, this makes you a "Gay Cow"... moo.

My neighbors have horses; their horses say "Nay" to your assertions. :D

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"I've not watched the video either, or am incapable of intellectually dealing with the substance of this thread, so I'll instead act like a juvenile and claim victory..." - Rappy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, June 16, 2012 4:25 AM

PIZMOBEACH

... fully loaded, safety off...

Wow - people take to offending with real gusto around here! Some very creative ones too. I think Cuda gets my vote.

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
... is like saying telling you your mother's gone to Santa Claus...

I find the grammar of that sentence to be borderline offensive - especially coming from a spelling fairy.

Maybe the trick is only Kwicko can offend Kwicko?

Scifi movie music + Firefly dialogue clips, 24 hours a day - http://www.scifiradio.com

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, June 16, 2012 4:52 AM

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

Quote:
Mike, you NEED to develop more empathy towards the men of lesser steel than yourself that cower at authority & need to follow the path of least political resistance.

Chris: One problem. This is straight out of our "old Chris" and Mike would know it, so he couldn't possibly take offense.

Anthony, that's a good one, but it wouldn't even offend me if someone said it to me IRL. I'd just walk away sadly, shaking my head at the person's ignorance and what they had missed because of it. Ooops, guess that was Mike's reaction too, I see.

Cuda's wasn't actually offensive, as the message was screw TV for keeping such shit on forever while they cancel the few shining bits of gold we find.

Six is just an ass. Period. This was all in good fun; his wasn't. But kudos, Mike; either you know it's said to BE offensive or you've grown or something. I seem to remember something said about your mother that really pissed you off a while ago.

Too bad Kane isn't here (no, wait, WHAT did I say???). I'm sure he could have come up with something that would offend just about EVERYONE. That was his special genius...tho' Six will do, in his absence.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, June 16, 2012 5:09 AM

The Delta Wing Nissan is parked at Le Mans, I laugh at your pain

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, June 16, 2012 5:54 AM

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, June 16, 2012 5:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
The Delta Wing Nissan is parked at Le Mans, I laugh at your pain

Is it? I'm watching on DVR, about an hour delayed from the start. I saw an incident with the DeltaWing where another car crashed heavily trying to get around it on the outside, but so far the DeltaWing is still going.

Still, it's not intended to win, and it really hasn't been raced before this, so I had doubts it would even finish, so it's hard to be offended by that. I have doubts about the Toyota TS-030s finishing the race as well, but they and the Audi e-Tron pair are doing pretty good at the moment, holding the top 4 places overall. Not bad for a bunch of crappy hybrids, eh?

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"I've not watched the video either, or am incapable of intellectually dealing with the substance of this thread, so I'll instead act like a juvenile and claim victory..." - Rappy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, June 16, 2012 6:09 AM

It's only a dream

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, June 16, 2012 7:04 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Originally posted by ANTHONYT:

Firefly was a drab, boring, overrated blemish on the airwaves that deserved its young death. Its cancellation was possibly one of the few good decisions Fox has ever made. The desire by a tiny minority of 'fans' to keep it alive is both sad and pathetic. The meagre careers that the actors of the show have managed to finagle for themselves is impressive considering the lingering stench of this bad sci-fi production- one that ranks with Sharktopuss in the bad sci-fi hall of fame. The sooner Firefly is forgotten, the better off the landscape of human artistic expression will be. The people who participated in the show need to stop listing it on their resumes and hope nobody remembers what they once stooped to. As for the sequel movie, its only highlight was the death of the irritating 'plucky comic relief' pilot who stood out throughout the show's thankfully brief run like puss on a pimple.

--Anthony

Six men with a Callahan full bore autolock are going to come visit you to discuss your opinion...

And more of us than have tried to offend Kwicko are offended at you.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, June 16, 2012 7:50 AM

BIGDAMNNOBODY

Kwicko is a blindly partisan hypocritical troll, IMHO.

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, June 16, 2012 9:11 AM

My penis is much larger then Kwicko's which is very small, then again you could say EVERYONE'S penis is bigger then his.....funny.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, June 16, 2012 9:13 AM

Let's all laugh at Kwickos tiny penis.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, June 16, 2012 10:44 AM

WISHIMAY

Least I know HE'S been hittin something with it as he's married... When's the last time you went troll-humping??

Dragged something to yer cave lately??!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, June 16, 2012 10:56 AM

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

Too bad, Whatzit...you see, you can't offend ANYONE, because we all know you're incapable of posting anything BUT trash, everything you POST is irrelevant trash and incoherent. You're just irrelevant, that's all. Not at all worth being offended by.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, June 16, 2012 10:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

It's only a dream

Taco Bell?

Did you know that if you work at Taco Bell, they give you free...

... diarrhea? (cribbed from Nick Swardson)

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, June 16, 2012 11:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by BigDamnNobody:
Kwicko is a blindly partisan hypocritical troll, IMHO.

It's the popular opinion. But hey, some people like Justin Beiber... so there's no accounting for popularity...

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"I've not watched the video either, or am incapable of intellectually dealing with the substance of this thread, so I'll instead act like a juvenile and claim victory..." - Rappy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, June 16, 2012 2:53 PM