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The only way they'll get my phaser is by lifting it through the molecules of my cold, disintegrated hand...

POSTED BY: CHRISISALL
UPDATED: Thursday, September 27, 2012 01:51
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Wednesday, August 15, 2012 9:50 AM

CHRISISALL


I keep my phaser ready for home defense. I have just the one powerpack. But that alien that just wreaked havoc on the new dilithium distribution facility had 25 powerpacks! The Federation officers stunned the building in time to keep it from getting grim, but why doesn't someone buying additional powerpacks (like, enough to take out a CITY-!!) cause any central computer attention? Now folks are saying no one should have a phaser! Okay, an assault phaser is way more than you need for home defense, but a regular old Type-2?
I'm a member of the Neutrino Rifle Association, and I VOTE!! You wanna take my phaser? Go ahead, make my millennium.

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Wednesday, August 15, 2012 11:14 AM

CHRISISALL


Hmmmm, no angry, rabid pro-phaser, anti-phaser arguments have ensued... curious.

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Wednesday, August 15, 2012 1:45 PM

JONGSSTRAW


I think you need to ask Dr. Daystrom to return some of your missing brain engrams. M-5.5 can wait.

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Wednesday, August 15, 2012 1:56 PM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
I think you need to ask Dr. Daystrom to return some of your missing brain engrams. M-5.5 can wait.

LOL, it's just that some of the most vicious arguments here have involved gun control- I wanted to see if peeps could be more civilized (or not) if I removed it one step from reality.
Eh, just an experiment...

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Wednesday, August 15, 2012 3:21 PM

JONGSSTRAW


That's what has made you an interesting poster all these years; that and your occasional ability to put honesty and humor ahead of boring and predictably nasty political rhetoric. The Metrons might say you have potential.

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Wednesday, August 15, 2012 3:35 PM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up


Quote:

Originally posted by chrisisall:
I keep my phaser ready for home defense. I have just the one powerpack. But that alien that just wreaked havoc on the new dilithium distribution facility had 25 powerpacks!




Then again, you generally get a price break when you buy powerpacks in volume. Must also consider that if you recharge your own powerpacks, it's usually more efficient to have lots on hand and do large numbers at a time. Not to mention that if you're involved in phaser competition, you need to be ready to fire several hundred full power charges in a weekend, often with no on-site recharging available.

Besides, when anyone with basic hyperphysics knowledge can make a corbomite device with readily available resources, maybe a phaser is the lesser of two evils.

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Wednesday, August 15, 2012 4:33 PM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by Geezer:
Then again, you generally get a price break when you buy powerpacks in volume. Must also consider that if you recharge your own powerpacks, it's usually more efficient to have lots on hand and do large numbers at a time. Not to mention that if you're involved in phaser competition, you need to be ready to fire several hundred full power charges in a weekend, often with no on-site recharging available.


But one powerpack, fully charged, is good for more than one competition, even over a Saurian weekend. The only reason to have more is that you might be contemplating Klingon hunting...
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Besides, when anyone with basic hyperphysics knowledge can make a corbomite device with readily available resources, maybe a phaser is the lesser of two evils.

News flash: corbomite is like Admiral AUraptor's idea of galactic peace through attrition- a fantasy.

Chrisisall, wearing a frilly Mal thing on his head, and ready to shoot unarmed, full-body armoured hortas

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Wednesday, August 15, 2012 4:43 PM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
The Metrons might say you have potential.

That's nice of you, Commodore Jongstraw, but it doesn't make much sense to me either.


Chrisisall, wearing a frilly Mal thing on his head, and ready to shoot unarmed, full-body armoured Gorns (well, maybe not)

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Wednesday, August 15, 2012 4:54 PM

FREMDFIRMA



I possess a Stellar Converter, your argument is invalid.




-F

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Wednesday, August 15, 2012 4:59 PM

CHRISISALL


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Originally posted by FREMDFIRMA:

I possess a Stellar Converter, your argument is invalid.


The second hundred amendment to the Federation Constitution was never meant for Stellar Converters, or Genesis Devices, you have to read it in the context of the times it was written in!!!!

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Thursday, August 16, 2012 1:33 AM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up


Quote:

Originally posted by chrisisall:
But one powerpack, fully charged, is good for more than one competition, even over a Saurian weekend.



A common misconception. It's well established that phaser accuracy and reliability decrease exponentially when the powerpack is more than 20% discharged. Note the numerous events of inaccurate fire and weapon failure in Star Fleet issue weapons.

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News flash: corbomite is like Admiral AUraptor's idea of galactic peace through attrition- a fantasy.



Sorry. "Corbomite Device" is local system slang for any field expedient explosive, quadroammonite fertilizer and #3 Diesel, for example.

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Thursday, August 16, 2012 3:03 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK


Love the title. I knew this was you Chris when I read it.

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." ~Shepherd Book

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Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:57 AM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by Geezer:
It's well established that phaser accuracy and reliability decrease exponentially when the powerpack is more than 20% discharged.

Ooops, that's an intergalactic rumour started by the planet that produces the Klingon disruptor. Seeing as you seem to believe it, that makes you either a Herbert or a Denebian Slime Devil, so which is it, Geeze?

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Thursday, August 16, 2012 11:36 AM

JONGSSTRAW


There's an old Orthadox Klingon proverb that says that herring and gefilte fish are dishes best served cold. It is very cold in Donna Chang's South Brooklyn walk-up.

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Thursday, August 16, 2012 11:55 AM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
It is very cold in Donna Chang's South Brooklyn walk-up.

Not surprising as I recall she comes from an ice world.
Nice way to dodge the question, BTW! Errr, I mean NOT comment on the topic... whatever... Herbert!

Sorry Jong, that 'Herbert" was out of line... these phaser threads always bring out the worst in me, I'm afraid.

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Thursday, August 16, 2012 2:02 PM

JONGSSTRAW




You are reduced two steps in rank. Dismissed.




Wait, before you leave, give me your 1930's retro golden yarmulke and chin strap. I seem to have misplaced mine.

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Thursday, August 16, 2012 2:09 PM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by Jongsstraw:


You are reduced two steps in rank. Dismissed.



Herbertski.

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Thursday, August 16, 2012 2:43 PM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up


Quote:

Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:

Originally posted by Geezer:
It's well established that phaser accuracy and reliability decrease exponentially when the powerpack is more than 20% discharged.

Ooops, that's an intergalactic rumour started by the planet that produces the Klingon disruptor. Seeing as you seem to believe it, that makes you either a Herbert or a Denebian Slime Devil, so which is it, Geeze?



Nope. Just 40 years of both bullseye and practical phaser competition. And it's no rumor. Tests have shown the degradation in accuracy, as well as vids of various Starfleet officers and crewmen unable to hit the broad side of a docking bay - from the inside.

Also forgot to mention that under IFPPA (Intergalactic Federation of Practical Phaser Associations) rules, reloads of powerpacks are commonly required, usually after 20 blasts. Even in classic shooting stages, such as the Klingon Cataclysm, up to 200 blasts are fired by the best competitors. Cardassian Chaos Conflagration, introduced in last year's Vulcan Regionals, usually requires 20 powerpacks, a bat'leth, and two photon torpedos - also a very large range.

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Thursday, August 16, 2012 4:53 PM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by Geezer:

Also forgot to mention that under IFPPA (Intergalactic Federation of Practical Phaser Associations) rules, reloads of powerpacks are commonly required, usually after 20 blasts. Even in classic shooting stages, such as the Klingon Cataclysm, up to 200 blasts are fired by the best competitors. Cardassian Chaos Conflagration, introduced in last year's Vulcan Regionals, usually requires 20 powerpacks, a bat'leth, and two photon torpedos - also a very large range.

Wow, I stand corrected, sir!
So what is your stance on assault phaser ownership by Federation citizens then?

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Friday, August 17, 2012 1:50 AM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up


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Originally posted by chrisisall:
Wow, I stand corrected, sir!{quote]
Sit down. It's easier to type that way.

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So what is your stance on assault phaser ownership by Federation citizens then?


Very few citizens actually own assault phasers, and those sapients have been through thorough background checks and have posted bond.

Semi-automatic phasers, regardless of appearance, are all functionally the same, firing one blast per trigger pull, and anyone who passes a background check should be able to own one.

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Friday, August 17, 2012 3:21 AM

HERO


Quote:

Originally posted by chrisisall:
The second hundred amendment to the Federation Constitution was never meant for Stellar Converters, or Genesis Devices, you have to read it in the context of the times it was written in!!!!


First of all...the Genesis Device is NOT a weapon. However, being funded and developed in a govt lab, it does violate the seperation between church and state.

As for Stellar Converters...the First Law of the Varda is to use greater strength against itself. The Varda also says we can take life to save a life.

H

Hero...must be right on all of this. ALL of the rest of us are wrong. Chrisisall, 2012

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Wednesday, September 26, 2012 3:21 PM

OONJERAH



Possibly the most relevant thread in RWED.

Carry On, folks.

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Thursday, September 27, 2012 1:51 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!



You homo sapiens and your phasers... when will you ever learn ?


" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

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