10 Deranged Dispatches From the Right-Wing Wackosphere This Week by Niki2

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10 Deranged Dispatches From the Right-Wing Wackosphere This Week

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Friday, November 22, 2013 1:19 PM

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

1. One-woman parade of idiocy, Sarah Palin: The Pope is too liberal; social programs are similar to slavery. As Bill Maher said, Palin's really going to be shook up when she finds out what Jesus said. Be sure to have tranquilizers available when she encounters the Sermon on the Mount. ( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2504991/Sarah-Palin-says-taken
-aback-Pope-Francis-liberal-agenda.html)

“Our free stuff today is being paid for today by taking money from our children and borrowing money from China,” she said. “When that note comes due — and this isn’t racist so try it anyway, this isn’t racist — but it’s going to be like slavery when that note is due, right? We are going to be beholden to a foreign master.” ( http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20131110/NEWS09/311100047/Pal
in-compares-federal-debt-slavery-Iowa-dinner)

Insisting that you are not being racist when you’re comparing slavery to something far more benign is always a really convincing way to make people believe that you are in no way racist.

2. Pat Buchanan: The Pope is bordering on moral relativism. Two of the statements that upset Buchanan the most: Pope Francis describing the attempt to convert people to Christianity as “solemn nonsense,” and saying that Christians should spend less time lecturing people than listening to them to “discover new needs.”

As Buchanan wrote at Townhall on Friday, Pope Francis is leading “the Catholic Church to a stance of non-belligerence, if not neutrality, in the culture war for the soul of the West.” ( http://smd12364.newsvine.com/_news/2013/11/16/21491355-pat-buchanan-up
set-by-pope-francis-he-is-losing-the-culture-war)

3. Pat Robertson: Ask your gay son if he has been molested. Pat Robertson advised a caller to be “understanding” when talking to her gay son. By being “understanding,” he meant asking her son if the reason he is gay is because he was molested. Because that is always how people become gay.

“Is there a biological thing going on or has he been influenced — has a coach molested him?” Robertson asked the viewer who called in. ( http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2013/11/13/us-televangelist-pat-robertson-in
structs-mother-to-ask-her-gay-son-whether-a-coach-molested-him/)

4. Sandy Rios: Gay-waiter-refused-tip story just a clever ruse to help ENDA.

No doubt you’ll remember the story two weeks ago of the Kansas City waiter who, in lieu of a tip, received a note from his oh-so-considerate Christian customers saying that, despite his superb service, they couldn’t let him share in their riches because they, and god, disapproved of his lifestyle. That story went viral, and even Bill Maher picked up on it, suggesting that if you want to be selfish and cheap, just do it. Don’t claim it’s for the worker’s own good.

Unfortunately, the behavior has spread, with another family refusing a tip this week to a server they assumed was a lesbian. They were even less nice about it, treating her rudely from the start, racking up a sizable bill and gleefully stiffing the hardworker, who happens to be an ex-Marine, out of her gratuity.

But wait, back up, this just in: Sandy Rios of the American Family Association says the first story was a ruse — a hoax staged by the tricky LGBT community to drum up sympathy for ENDA (Employment Non-Discrimination Act) to pass in the Senate.

“I smell a rat in this story,” Rios said. “I don’t believe a Christian couple wrote this note, I think it was a ruse because it was the week ENDA was being voted on.” ( http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/radio-host-doubts-christians-called
-kansas-waiter-fag141113)

If only progressives were as willing to engage in dirty tricks and outright deception as ultra-conservatives. If only… hatred was something that was merely stagecraft.

5. Rafael Cruz: Atheism leads to sexual abuse of children.

Ted’s dad. At it again. Downloading his unique combo of spurious lies, bile and nonsense.

Rafael Cruz said, straight up, that atheism leads to sexual abuse of children.

Here is the logic he laid out to the assembled gun-toting crazies: “If there is nothing, if there is no God, then we are ruled by our instincts.”

Atheism leads to moral anarchy, he said. “Of course, this leads us, when there are no moral absolutes,” he went on, “leads us to sexual immorality, leads us to sexual abuse, leads us to perversion and, of course, no hope. No hope!” ( http://freethoughtblogs.com/dispatches/2013/11/17/rafael-cruz-atheism-
leads-to-everything-bad/)

6. “Historian” David Barton: True Christian soldiers wouldn't have PTSD.

Christian “historian” David Barton, the one who blamed Typhoon Haiyan on women having legal abortions, celebrated Veteran’s Day by criticizing veterans who feel at all guilty for what they do on the battlefield. If they read their Bible, he and televangelist Kenneth Copeland agreed on Believer’s Voice of Victory, they’d read in Numbers 32 that soldiers “shall return and be guiltless before the Lord” and that means that they wouldn’t have PTSD.

“You don’t take drugs to get rid of it, it doesn’t take psychology; that promise right there will get rid of it,” Copeland said. When you go to war God’s way, Barton chimed in, “not only are you guiltless for having done that, you’re esteemed.” ( http://www.politicususa.com/2013/11/13/veterans-david-barton-lies-bibl
e-ptsd.html)

7. Rand Paul: Obamafascists are coming for your donuts.

This is truly terrifying. Right-wing libertarian wackadoodle Rand Paul took to the microphone this week to warn Americans that the federal government is targeting donuts. That’s what he said: “They’re coming after your donuts!”

"I say we should line every one of them up. I want to see how skinny or how fat the FDA agents are that are making the rules on this," he said in his rousing donut hysteria-invoking speech. ( http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/the-fda-is-coming-after-your-dou
ghnuts-rand-paul-warns-video)

Donuts, as Esquire’s Charles Pierce pointed out, don’t need trans fats to be delicious. The two largest donut purveyors, Krispy Kreme and Dunkin’ Donuts are making pretty tasty round pastries without them.

Credit where due, though: There’s no indication, yet, that Paul’s recent call to arms was plagiarized.

8. Rush Limbaugh makes deranged comments on Obamacare.

While arguably Rush Limbaugh is less influential than the Times, and perhaps a tad more right-wing, he was not to be outdone in the crazy Obamacare hysteria that ran rampant this week. Rush, of course, does not like women, or sluts as he calls them, who use birth control.

Because he cares so much about millennials and their virtue, Rush took it upon himself to warn them on Wednesday’s show not to fall into this trap. What Obamacare is really advocating is not safer sex, he says—it’s prostitution.

"If you like being promiscuous, you can keep on being promiscuous," Limbaugh, friend of the young, said. "If you like being a prostitute, then have at it!"

And summing up for emphasis: "If you like your risky, promiscuous lifestyle, you can keep it. That's what Obama is promising." ( http://dailyrushbo.com/rush-obama-promising-if-you-like-being-a-prosti
tute-then-have-at-it/)

9. Phyllis Schlafly: Calling all border agents—be on the lookout for polygamist Muslims.

“I would like to know if our immigration authorities are letting in people who believe in polygamy. Polygamy is against our law. We’ve brought in thousands of Muslims — I want to know if they made them sign a pledge to assure they’re not bringing in a bunch of wives who will now go on our welfare. Nobody can answer that question; I can’t get any answers to that question.” ( http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/schlafly-warns-amnesty-polygamou
s-muslims-welfare)

Luckily, a caller to the show had an answer. He asserted without an iota of doubt that the Obama administration was bringing in 40 to 50 million Muslims and that they will destroy our constitution and implement Sharia law.

On the bright side, Phyllis: feminism and Sharia law do not go well together. Time to make friends with the enemy of your enemy?

10. Louisiana official: Close the libraries so those Mexicans can’t learn English; build a jail instead.

Most immigration hardliners also believe that anyone who comes to this country damn well ought to learn English. No bilingual education, no chance of Americans ever rubbing elbows with people who don’t speak Amurrican.

But Lindel Toups, who sits on the Lafourche Parish City Council, is upset that Mexicans are trying to learn English, and he’d like to divert funding from libraries to a new jail because of that fact. Toups played down the importance of libraries in recent comments to the Tri-Parish Times andBusiness News, by pointing out that the Spanish-language Biblioteca Hispana section helps Spanish-speakers learn English.

“They’re teaching Mexicans to speak English,” Toups said “Let that son of a bitch go back to Mexico.”

Libraries are apparently a great source of evil. “There’s just so many things they’re doing that I don’t agree with… Them junkies and hippies and food stamps [recipients] and all, they use the library to look at drugs and food stamps [on the Internet]. I see them do it.” ( http://www.latimes.com/books/jacketcopy/la-et-jc-library-users-should-
go-back-to-mexico-says-official-who-wants-to-divert-library-funds-to-jails-20131114,0,7474904.story#axzz2lOmULPum)

....and on it goes...

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Friday, November 22, 2013 1:21 PM

BIGDAMNNOBODY

Keep fighting the good fight Niki.

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Friday, November 22, 2013 2:00 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by Niki2:

7. Rand Paul: Obamafascists are coming for your donuts.

This is truly terrifying. Right-wing libertarian wackadoodle Rand Paul took to the microphone this week to warn Americans that the federal government is targeting donuts. That’s what he said: “They’re coming after your donuts!”

"I say we should line every one of them up. I want to see how skinny or how fat the FDA agents are that are making the rules on this," he said in his rousing donut hysteria-invoking speech. ( http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/the-fda-is-coming-after-your-dou
ghnuts-rand-paul-warns-video)

Donuts, as Esquire’s Charles Pierce pointed out, don’t need trans fats to be delicious. The two largest donut purveyors, Krispy Kreme and Dunkin’ Donuts are making pretty tasty round pastries without them.

Credit where due, though: There’s no indication, yet, that Paul’s recent call to arms was plagiarized.

This tyranny must be stopped. Arise, ye prisoners of ?? obesity? They'll have to pry 'em out of my cold, dead, greasy hands...

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Friday, November 22, 2013 3:05 PM

STORYMARK

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Originally posted by BIGDAMNNOBODY:
Keep fighting the good fight Niki.

Keep fighting the bad one, nobody.

"Goram it kid, let's frak this thing and go home! Engage!"

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Friday, November 22, 2013 7:49 PM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

Pretty much, Brenda. Ain't you glad you're Canadian? ;o)

Me, I'm waiting for Rap to appear and claim they are all accurate, logical statements. Anyone taking bets?

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Friday, November 22, 2013 8:35 PM

MAL4PREZ

If anyone lays a hand on my fucking donut, I'm moving to Mexico to teach English to Muslim polygamists who pay for sex with me by using condoms blessed by the Pope hence making our offspring gay America-hating terrorists who will never suffer from PTSD.

Middle finger to all you crazy atheist over-tipping liberals.

Is it just me, or was that fun?

*---------------------------------------*
The French Revolution would have never happened if Marie Antoinette had just given every peasant an iPhone.

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Saturday, November 23, 2013 1:40 AM

SHINYGOODGUY

Yes, the right wing crazies have made their way into the hallowed halls of government.
Except for them government is evil, isn't that special

This just gets better all the time

Irony, thy sting hurts the dumb T people, muah, ha, ha

SGGlaughingisall

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Saturday, November 23, 2013 7:29 AM

FREMDFIRMA

Quote:
Originally posted by Brenda:
Yup but that's not to say that Canadian politicians haven't said stupid things because they have.

Hell, I'm surprised they don't have an official ARCHIVE of all the crazy shit John A. Macdonald said...

My personal fav ?
(upon being called a drunk by a heckler)

Quote:
"Yes, but the people would prefer John A. drunk to George Brown sober."

-F

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Saturday, November 23, 2013 8:54 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

The difference these days, Brenda, is that your haven't got as MANY of them in positions of power and they don't say crazy things as often...like virtually daily!

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Saturday, November 23, 2013 10:27 AM

JONGSSTRAW

Quote:
Originally posted by Niki2:
The difference these days, Brenda, is that your haven't got as MANY of them in positions of power and they don't say crazy things as often...like virtually daily!

Your friend has a message :

Quote:
Originally posted by ElvisChrist:

Or could it be that you're just a racist cunt?

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Saturday, November 23, 2013 10:32 AM

JONGSSTRAW

Quote:
Originally posted by SHINYGOODGUY:
Yes, the right wing crazies have made their way into the hallowed halls of government.
Except for them government is evil, isn't that special

This just gets better all the time

Irony, thy sting hurts the dumb T people, muah, ha, ha

SGGlaughingisall

Your friend has a message :

Quote:
Originally posted by ElvisChrist:

Or could it be that you're just a racist cunt?

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Saturday, November 23, 2013 4:04 PM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

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Saturday, November 23, 2013 8:00 PM

ELVISCHRIST

Quote:
Originally posted by Brenda:
Quote:
Originally posted by Niki2:
The difference these days, Brenda, is that your haven't got as MANY of them in positions of power and they don't say crazy things as often...like virtually daily!

True and our right wing up here isn't as batshit insane as what it is down there.

Rob Ford aims to change that.

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