Look! Up in the sky! It's...CANARDMAN!! by chrisisall

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Look! Up in the sky! It's...CANARDMAN!!

POSTED BY: CHRISISALL
UPDATED: Friday, August 19, 2005 04:41
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Sunday, August 14, 2005 1:38 PM

Rocketed to Earth as a small child from his home planet, Distractem, and taken in as a foster child by Ma and Pa Bush, he now fights a neverending battle for distortion and circumvention of the facts, selective justice, and the Corporate-American way!
He draws power from his neo-con human batteries, such as Lynchaj and Hero (along with most red-state folk), to do battle with the likes of SignyM, SeargentX, Rue, Ginobiffaroni, Citizen, R1Z, SevenPercent, HKCavalier, and a host of others (Chrisisall hides from him like the bitty little punk that he is).

LOOK! Up in the sky!
Is it the truth? Is he being plain?
NO!
It's CANARDMAN!

This fall on the FOX network Chrisisall

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Sunday, August 14, 2005 1:59 PM

SEVENPERCENT

You forgot Sevenpercent, who is unto Rue as Robin is unto Batman - Or some other comic sidekick who shows his head rarely to assist the superhero against the forces of evil-

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He looked bigger when I couldn't see him.

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Sunday, August 14, 2005 2:02 PM

CHRISISALL

Sorry, I did it on the fly. It's corrected now.

Series creator Chrisisall

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Sunday, August 14, 2005 4:06 PM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by lynchaj:
It is like arguing who would win a fight between Superman and Batman.

Batman would, of course, he'd have some little Kryptonite trick up his sleeve, and that'd be all she wrote.
UNLESS...
Canardman tricked him into believing there was no real fight, and then distracted him with reports of WMD's (weird malevolent demons) so as Superman could get the drop on him.
Of course, then Canardman would use Batman's Kryptonite gizmo to finish the job himself, 'cause he likes to come out on top...

Head writer, too Chrisisall

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Sunday, August 14, 2005 5:56 PM

GINOBIFFARONI

Canardman ???

http://canardman.skyblog.com/

a soccer loving French neo-con

hated by his own, dispised by everyone else

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Sunday, August 14, 2005 9:21 PM

SOUPCATCHER

And then there's some of us who stagger out of our dissertation-induced caves, weakly lob a grenade or two at canardman, and then slink back underground for another month or so...

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Monday, August 15, 2005 5:32 AM

CITIZEN

*wanders in*
Yay I got my name mentioned in print!
*ticks box*
Right now on to step two...
*marches off laughing evily*

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Monday, August 15, 2005 7:17 AM

CHRISISALL

Canardman est tres jolie, no?

Executive producer Chrisisall

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Monday, August 15, 2005 7:20 AM

CHRISISALL

Do you drive out of your D.I. Cave in the Soupcatchermobile?

Six season contract w/Fox Chrisisall

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Monday, August 15, 2005 9:18 PM

SOUPCATCHER

Nah. The second soupcatchermobile doesn't fit. Cave opening too small. The first soupcatchermobile is sitting dead under a tarp

Here's soupcatchermobile #2 on her maiden voyage (California to Texas and back in a weekend).

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Tuesday, August 16, 2005 6:12 AM

CHRISISALL

Nice bullet-proof doors, and the bp glass is very normal-lookin'.
Is it solar or fusion powered?

Canardman's is hot-air powered Chrisisall

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Tuesday, August 16, 2005 6:15 AM

HERO

Don't they have roads out your way? That might be why your first vehicle didn't last.

H

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Thursday, August 18, 2005 9:00 PM

SOUPCATCHER

Quote:
Originally posted by Hero:
Don't they have roads out your way? That might be why your first vehicle didn't last.

H

What's even funnier is that you're pretty close to the truth.

When I moved from LA to a rural county for undergrad one of the things I liked to do was to explore all the back roads I could find. Unfortunately, my car was a 1980 Mazda 626 coupe. I'm sure all the bouncing and scraping and general abuse I put that car through contributed to its giving up the ghost at the age of 19. It's too bad, I was hoping to make it to 300k.

Now I'm getting all nostalgic for that car and some of the adventures we had. Creeping over Shasta summit in a snowstorm with a tire chain on only one tire and that chain lashed on with wire scavenged from my audio system... Breaking an axle doing 70 and having my left rear tire assembly walk its way out and bounce away while the rear end sat down and I sparked to a stop... And many many more.

Good times. Great car.

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Friday, August 19, 2005 4:41 AM

HERO

Quote:
Originally posted by SoupCatcher:

Good times. Great car.

I appreciate that. Never had a great car till this summer. I picked up a brand spankin new, right off the truck 2005 Mustang.

Great car, goes fast and lets just say it don't hurt me with the ladies...

H

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