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Fight Crime - Ban Pizza

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UPDATED: Monday, May 25, 2009 19:28
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Sunday, May 24, 2009 2:07 AM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up


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Councilman preps ban on 'Jumbo Slice' sales
May 23, 2009 - 11:27am

WASHINGTON - Blaming single-slice pizza sales as part of the crime problem in Adams Morgan, a D.C. councilmember is proposing a ban of the popular late-night snack in Adams Morgan.
The crowded bar and nightclub scene on 18th street has had a recent spout of violence, including a shootout that killed a man, and injured two police officers.

D.C. Councilman Jim Graham (D-Ward 1), who represents the neighborhood, tells WJLA-TV that the 'Jumbo Slice" pizza joints that populate the strip are part of the problem.



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When pizzas are outlawed, only outlaws will have pizza.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Sunday, May 24, 2009 2:22 AM

WHOZIT


D.C. has one of the highest murder rates in the country and this dope wants to ban pizza? I bet he thinks he's really smart too.

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Sunday, May 24, 2009 5:36 AM

FREMDFIRMA


Of course imma laughingly support this till they peel back the outrageous tax on bulk tobacco...

BUT, does the guy not realize if he does that there is a very strong possibility the local posse will lynch his ass, or at least fill it fulla holes ?

You do NOT screw with the homeboys grub man, they'll kill you!

-F

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Sunday, May 24, 2009 6:02 AM

TDBROWN


This is about as stupid as the Caliofornia prison study 20+ years ago, that concluded that since 75% of the inmates smoked, cigarettes cause crime!

This would be like banning cars because drunk drivers use them.

"Might have been the losing side, still not convinced it was the wrong one." -Mal

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Sunday, May 24, 2009 10:21 AM

BADKARMA00


Quote:

Originally posted by Fremdfirma:
Of course imma laughingly support this till they peel back the outrageous tax on bulk tobacco...

BUT, does the guy not realize if he does that there is a very strong possibility the local posse will lynch his ass, or at least fill it fulla holes ?

You do NOT screw with the homeboys grub man, they'll kill you!

-F




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They'll get my pizza when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

Bad_karma
Great and Exalted Grand Pooba, International Brotherhood of Moonshiners, Rednecks, and Good Old Boys.

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Sunday, May 24, 2009 10:40 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Pizzas don't kill people; PEOPLE kill people.

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Sunday, May 24, 2009 11:59 AM

BADKARMA00


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
Pizzas don't kill people; PEOPLE kill people.



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'The right to have and eat pizza shall not be infringed"

It's not in there, but dammit, it shoulkd be!


Bad_karma
Great and Exalted Grand Pooba, International Brotherhood of Moonshiners, Rednecks, and Good Old Boys.

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Sunday, May 24, 2009 12:28 PM

AG05


To be honest, I'm quite shocked that they're not going after the high-capacity "assault pizzas". I mean who really NEEDS 16 slices of double-cheese pepperoni? Criminals and terrorists, that who.

Mercy is the mark of a great man.
Guess I'm just a good man.
Well, I'm alright.

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Sunday, May 24, 2009 3:20 PM

BADKARMA00


Quote:

Originally posted by AG05:
To be honest, I'm quite shocked that they're not going after the high-capacity "assault pizzas". I mean who really NEEDS 16 slices of double-cheese pepperoni? Criminals and terrorists, that who.

Mercy is the mark of a great man.
Guess I'm just a good man.
Well, I'm alright.



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So very true. I mean, you can't really take those Bigfoot pizzas hunting, nor are they really effecctive for home defense. It's just a matter of time before they go after the manufacturers as well. Pizza Hut, Dominoes. Papa Johns, Stone Mountain.

All of their days are numbered!

Bad_karma
Great and Exalted Grand Pooba, International Brotherhood of Moonshiners, Rednecks, and Good Old Boys.

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Sunday, May 24, 2009 3:24 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!



DC, aint that where politicians smoke crack with hookers and crash into copcars?

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Monday, May 25, 2009 1:36 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Maybe we could implement some sort of concealed-pizza licensing system, where you could carry around a small slice of pizza in your pocket, just in case...

But we really should go after the assault pizzas. Nobody needs that much pizza.

Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Monday, May 25, 2009 2:22 AM

AG05


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
Maybe we could implement some sort of concealed-pizza licensing system, where you could carry around a small slice of pizza in your pocket, just in case...



Just not on college campuses. As everyone knows, college students are nothing but mindless drunken lunatics. Pizza would only make a bad situation worse.

Mercy is the mark of a great man.
Guess I'm just a good man.
Well, I'm alright.

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Monday, May 25, 2009 2:41 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

Originally posted by AG05:
Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
Maybe we could implement some sort of concealed-pizza licensing system, where you could carry around a small slice of pizza in your pocket, just in case...



Just not on college campuses. As everyone knows, college students are nothing but mindless drunken lunatics. Pizza would only make a bad situation worse.

Mercy is the mark of a great man.
Guess I'm just a good man.
Well, I'm alright.



Oooh - and not to threadjack or anything, but AG05, you may not have heard, but Texas's guns-on-campus bill has just cleared the state Senate.



Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Monday, May 25, 2009 3:13 AM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up


Quote:

Originally posted by piratenews:

DC, aint that where politicians smoke crack with hookers and crash into copcars?



The D.C. government is a never-ending source of entertainment.

Quote:

Heater installed at pool used by DC mayor
WASHINGTON (AP) - The D.C. government has installed a heater at a pool Mayor Adrian Fenty sometimes uses to train for triathlons.

Officials say the heater at East Potomac Pool cost $75,000 and is part of a pilot program. It's the only one of D.C.'s 19 outdoor pools to get an upgrade.


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Barry won't go to jail, but gets probation extended
WASHINGTON - D.C. Councilmember Marion Barry will not be going back to jail.
Federal Magistrate Judge Deborah Robinson has denied prosecutors' request to revoke the former D.C. mayor's probation, Channing Phillips, a spokesman for the U.S. Attorney's Office, tells WTOP.


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Tax office error costs taxpayers $25M in fine revenue

The District's real property tax office has failed to collect at least $25 million in fine-derived revenue over the last three years from commercial property owners who did not file legally required reports, a new audit shows.


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Fenty doles out Nats tickets to friends, contributors
WASHINGTON - It's good to be friends with D.C. Mayor Adrian Fenty.

The mayor is continuing to shower his friends and family with government perks, like Nationals baseball tickets. (Note: The tickets are provided to the District government for free by the Nationals.)

Fenty has given thousands of dollars worth of baseball tickets to campaign contributors, longtime friends, several of his running partners, as well as a few members of Congress, according to records provided by the mayor's office.


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And this is just in the past week.









"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Monday, May 25, 2009 9:58 AM

FREMDFIRMA


And here I am eating (entire) one of them evil assault pizzas while reading this.

Although I suppose Little Ceasers $5 jobbies would quality more as saturday night specials, wouldn't they ?
(Pun oh so certainly intended!)

-F

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Monday, May 25, 2009 3:36 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA


Would this now be a good time to call in Pizza the Hut?

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Monday, May 25, 2009 7:28 PM

AG05


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
Quote:

Originally posted by AG05:
Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
Maybe we could implement some sort of concealed-pizza licensing system, where you could carry around a small slice of pizza in your pocket, just in case...



Just not on college campuses. As everyone knows, college students are nothing but mindless drunken lunatics. Pizza would only make a bad situation worse.

Mercy is the mark of a great man.
Guess I'm just a good man.
Well, I'm alright.



Oooh - and not to threadjack or anything, but AG05, you may not have heard, but Texas's guns-on-campus bill has just cleared the state Senate.



Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.



I'm a card-holding, carrying Texan. I'm paying attention.

Mercy is the mark of a great man.
Guess I'm just a good man.
Well, I'm alright.

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