8,000 doves fall from sky, 2-million fish drown, Congress bans Chemtrail Apocalypse by piratenews

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8,000 doves fall from sky, 2-million fish drown, Congress bans Chemtrail Apocalypse

POSTED BY: PIRATENEWS
UPDATED: Wednesday, January 19, 2011 18:22
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Friday, January 7, 2011 6:25 PM

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

'The doves just started falling one-by-one then in groups of 10s and 20s.' 2-million dead fish washed up on shores in Chesapeake Bay, Maryland... Secret government experiments could be behind them, or the rapid movement of the Magnetic North Pole towards Russia may have affected the birds' innate navigation systems.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1344913/Animal-death-mystery-T
wo-MILLION-dead-fish-wash-Maryland-bay.html

Magnetic North Pole Shift Affects Tampa Airport
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/07/magnetic-north-pole-shift-affects-ta
mpa-airport/

Rep Dennis Kucinich’s HR 2977 2011 Names Chemtrails As An ‘Exotic Weapon’
http://notalemming.wordpress.com/2011/01/03/chemtrails-vs-contrail-rep
-dennis-kucinichs-hr-2977-names-chemtrails-as-an-exotic-weapon/
http://www.fas.org/sgp/congress/2001/hr2977.html

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Friday, January 7, 2011 6:30 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

There is no chem trail apocalypse.

Your post is phony and misleading.

" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

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Friday, January 7, 2011 6:40 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:

There is no chem trail apocalypse.

You sir are dead and dont even know it.

There is a Chemtrail Apocalypse Act.

Great name for a video...

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Friday, January 7, 2011 6:55 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Clouds and vapor trails. Nothing more. 100% harmless.

" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

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Friday, January 7, 2011 7:13 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Why on Earth would Congress "ban" a chemtrail apocalypse? It's their whole nefarious plan in the first place, isn't it?

This Space For Rent!

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Friday, January 7, 2011 8:18 PM

BYTEMITE

I was thinking about this recently, and some one I know suggested it was a chemical thing killing the fish and birds, and that actually started making a lot of sense as I thought about it.

And then I thought fracking, and it made even more sense.

It'll be hard to find out though, especially because if something really IS wrong they probably won't tell people for fear of causing a panic. And if it has a natural explanation they'll get bored and the precise details will be obscure and hard to find out about.

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Saturday, January 8, 2011 3:59 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Hate to ask the obvious, but if this chemtrail go se really WERE true, to what point?

Big Gov't, Big Corporation.... if they fuck up the planet, where will they get their profits ? Who'll be alive left to buy their products ?

And where will they go, with that mountain of money? Have they built The Machine ? And are somewhere ready to beat a path to the Vega system, and start over ?

All aboard !

( oh crap. I just remembered.... it doesn't really GO anywhere. We end up, right back where we started. DOH! )

" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

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Saturday, January 8, 2011 4:07 AM

KANEMAN

BYTE ..."And then I thought fracking, and it made even more sense."

Byte, You are amazing. When I'm fucking I can't think of anything, especially not chem-trails...and it appears you weren't just thinking while fucking....you had an epiphany. My kinda guy.

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Saturday, January 8, 2011 4:18 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:
BYTE ..."And then I thought fracking, and it made even more sense."

Byte, You are amazing. When I'm fucking I can't think of anything, especially not chem-trails...and it appears you weren't just thinking while fucking....you had an epiphany. My kinda guy.

You mean you never tried baseball stats, or imagining Hillary Clinton in a thong ?

" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

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Saturday, January 8, 2011 7:18 AM

BYTEMITE

Another problem I can think of is that as far as I know, fracking is not that widespread yet, unless the effects of fracking have a bigger area of effect than anticipated. The best way to determine this is to determine if fracking has occurred in those states.

Maybe we should start in the hospitals. You guys take the maternity ward.

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Saturday, January 8, 2011 8:57 AM

OLDENGLANDDRY

Bollocks, Bollocks and more Bollocks brought to you by PN.
I can tell you one thing for sure, I live in Thanet amd the Crabs there died because of the recent cold weather, nothing more.

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Saturday, January 8, 2011 12:53 PM

BYTEMITE

Is that the story, or do you know that for sure? Have they done the autopsy on them?

PN said above that fish that died died because of ammonia build-up from cold weather.

I'm interested in this story, I don't know yet the causes, I'm waiting to find which explanation I think makes the most sense. I haven't found one yet that I think stands out as more logical than the rest.

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Friday, January 14, 2011 4:33 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

371 Dead Birds Fall from Sky on LA's Sunset Blvd; Similar to California, Arkansas, Louisiana Bird Drops

371 dead birds fell from the sky over Los Angeles, California, and hit the pavement at Sunset and Cahuenga. In the great shadow of the CNN building laid scattered hundreds of pigeons, most of them dead. This is another incident of dead birds falling from the sky, as has been seen in California, Arkansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Sweden, Italy, and other places around the world.

If today's dead bird incident had been a singular event, we could have blamed Los Angeles smog. 371 birds could no longer take the poor air quality and decided to choke and fall.

The bird drop happened just after noon, and word of mouth passed quickly. I heard about the horrific event from my neighbor, who happens to whistle when he talks and has a goiter on his neck. By the time I arrived at Sunset and Cahuenga, confusion was in full swing and the homelesses were busy picking up the dead birds and stuffing them into their dirty jacket pockets.

The dead birds in this incident were exclusively pigeons, but for the homelesses, they were food. One man had already cleaned his fowl and was arguing with a hot dog vendor about frying it on his hot dog grill. The homeless held a bloody knife and shook the pigeon in the vendor's face. The pigeon's entrails hung at least a foot from the pigeon's slashed belly. The guts swayed as the homeless man passionately pointed his knife at the hot dog grill.

In front of the CNN building was pandemonium. Someone had wished bad luck on these pigeons, and the evidence was strewn all around. Dead birds in the gutters, on sidewalks, stuck in palm trees that dotted the front of the famous news building. Traffic on Sunset had come to a crawl. Jeering faces peered out of car windows, and multiple cars had been rear-ended.

The poor pigeons that had landed in the street were mostly squashed. A bloody mess. The pigeons on the sidewalk were mostly collected by the bums. When I first arrived on the scene, I heard the pop and wet crackle of a pigeon corpse being squashed by a slow rolling tire. Twisted, mangled pigeon corpses bleeding in the streets—nothing new for Hollywood, considering Charles Manson, forty years earlier, had preached about blood flowing in America's streets, and the mass chaos that would descend upon a sleeping public.

I talked into my voice recorder trying to understand this mess. There were no officials or news crews of any kind. A horn honked and I looked up in time to see a homeless man get hit by a car as he bent to pick up a dead pigeon in the street. The car had hit its brakes and only tapped the homeless. He still fell and rolled a few feet from the car. Nobody dared help him, everybody knew homelesses stunk and carried disease. The man, still holding his pigeon, stood slowly, brushed off his jacket and pants, and moved back to the sidewalk. The angry motorists honked and some gave him the finger as they drove by. He had dared hold up traffic in L.A., on Sunset, of all places.

The hot dog vendor had abandoned his cart and a dozen or more homelesses were cutting the breasts out of the pigeon corpses and grilling the meat. They had formed a small mob. One whole pigeon corpse, still with feathers and not gutted, sat atop the grill. Soon the smell of burning feathers filled the air—a putrid stench that made me cough into my voice recorder.

I stuck my recorder in the face of a bearded homeless man and shouted over the din, What do you make of all this? He shrugged. Have you taken any pigeons? You'd better before they're all gone.

"I'm a vegetarian," the homeless said and scratched his beard. "I'll wait for the manna." He pointed to the sky. Have you heard of Lyle Shove-It? I asked. "Don't know the name, but I'll keep my ear out." I thanked him and walked over to the hot dog vendor's grill.

I'm with the press, I yelled, and CNN just told me that anybody wishing to fry their birds can do so in their building. I pointed to the CNN building, where the large flat screens showed Anderson Cooper talking. The homelesses looked hesitant. Seriously, I shouted, the cops will bang you up for stealing this grill. CNN has a kitchen in the building. CNN needs to do community service anyway. I'd take them up on their offer.

One man quickly turned his breast meat over and licked his fingers. "Hot," he said. I told them, Roll this grill in there, at least, so the cops can't get at you. CNN said you could bring this grill also.

They all had beards. "If they're inviting us," one of them said, and then to the others, "he's right. We don't need no cops in on this here fiasco."

They followed me to the building. A tall black homeless rolled the cart. I held the door for them and said, Quick, quick! They ran inside, the black man pushed the cart in and I shut the door after them. I watched through the glass as the security guard, seated down the hall, stood and raised his hands. The bums hurried down the hallway looking for the kitchen, I assumed.

I left then. That could have been a strange and beautiful scene, but I wanted no part of it. Where will the next birds fall? What about the dead fish? Are the massive die-offs in relation to the Australian flooding? Do pigeons make good eating?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6218358/371_dead_birds_fall_f
rom_sky_on_las.html?cat=9

Typical "news" report -- no mention of weather sunny/cloudy, barometric pressure, exact time of day, wind direction, winds aloft, jetstream, frontal boundaries, HAARP data etc.

300 dead birds in Alabama, drivers watched as birds fell dead and flew into trees, poles and cars. Witnesses in California, where a recent earthquake was reported, said 100 birds looked as though they committed suicide by flying into a semi truck last weekend.
www.examiner.com/cultural-oddities-in-national/dead-birds-alabama-and-
california-fuel-more-bible-prophecy-queries

Now 300 dead birds fall from the sky in Alabama (how much longer can scientists keep saying this is normal?)
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1346957/Now-300-dead-birds-fall-sky-A
labama-longer-scientists-saying-normal.html

The sun rises two days early in Greenland for the first time in history, sparking fears that Global Warming, er, Climate Change is accelerating. Never mind that Greenland hasn't been green for centuries...
www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1346936/The-sun-rises-days-ear
ly-Greenland-sparking-fears-climate-change-accelerating.html

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Saturday, January 15, 2011 7:21 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Weather radar shows something unusual around time birds fell...NOT rain clouds...
http://www.todaysthv.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=137071&provider
=top

video: http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid34757275001?bckey=AQ~~
,AAAAB_xxUcE~,TkK9U83iSSqh2YhmbNhifc_APRXJTk_c&bctid=740975032001

WX Control Mad Scientists Create 52 Artificial Rain Storms in Abu Dhabi Desert (Massive Ion Generators)
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/01/03/scientists-create-52-artificial-ra
in-storms-in-abu-dhabi-desert/

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Wednesday, January 19, 2011 6:22 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Salting the Earth is required for Ethnic Clensing...

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