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Obama....you are fired

POSTED BY: KANEMAN
UPDATED: Friday, April 15, 2011 15:51
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Thursday, April 14, 2011 3:37 PM

KANEMAN

The more I listen to Trump.....bonggggg

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Thursday, April 14, 2011 3:38 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

You made a bong out of Trump's hair ?

Wha ?

" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

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Thursday, April 14, 2011 4:03 PM

DMAANLILEILTT

No, I think he's getting a boner...and he calls us gay.

"I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"

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Thursday, April 14, 2011 4:26 PM

KANEMAN

Quote:
Originally posted by dmaanlileiltt:
No, I think he's getting a boner...and he calls us gay.

"I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"

Us gay? There is no you in Kwicko....

Kwicko, I formally condemn your mother for not aborting you. Yeah, I'm sure her brother was happy to have a son, but you are inexcusable....

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Friday, April 15, 2011 9:51 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

Just 'cuz they're not good for anything else (and I didn’t make any of these up myself):

How many birthers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They don’t believe any of the bulbs are eligible.

How many birthers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to explain how it is a liberal conspiracy to have them burn out in a month.

how many birthers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two.
One to antagonize truth at every turn, decry victory in every defeat, misread or lie about truly epic proportions of settled case law going back hundreds of years, tie up our already overburdened court system with cackling idiocies, enjoy and exploit racism and fear for financial gain, instigate for violence towards elected public officials and root for a civil war while wating for the rapture.
The other to screw in the lightbulb.

Q: How do you drive a Birther mad?
A: Put him in the oval office and tell him the President’s Kenyan Birth Certificate is hidden in the corner.

What’s the solution to the Birther problem?
Live ammo for Civil War reenactments.

When “Oetzi” the famous glacier mummy was found in the Alps, archeologists and anthropologists were mystified by the riddle of Oetzi’s nature. The major question was, “How did he get under the ice fields?” A group of leading scholars delved into the mystery, and after intense study they reached a conclusion. Oetzi was a birther. How else could the glacier have caught up with him?

you just might be a birther if …

your team’s down 0-60 and you’re still betting.
you think “usurper” is a quaint southern euphemism.
you’re just now realizing bill o’reilly and ann coulter are idiots.
you pray nightly for the usurper’s downfall — to the same god that ignored you on election day.
you think it’s long past time we closed the border with hawaii.
you learned a moving and historic lesson about democracy last year — from honduras.
you won’t be satisfied ’til you see the death certificate.
you think “dismissed without prejudice” means your case wasn’t racist enough.
hawaii’s health dept has your phone number on call-blocking.
you don’t believe everything you read on the internet — just the really friggin’ stupid stuff

The Universe hath made the ultimate birther joke – Orly Taitz! Who among us ever anticipated that a Constitutional Dentist would escape both the former Soviet Union and the screening intent thought to protect the dispensing of U.S. Law degrees, and go on to embody the appalling persistence of an energizer-bunny in her attempt to protectively fashion the U.S. Constitution into her own political diaper?

Hippie Operative Nikovich Nikita Nicovna Talibani,
Contracted Agent of Veritas Oilspillus, code name “Nike”,
signing off

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Friday, April 15, 2011 3:38 PM

MOCKROMANCER

Show a real birth cert. and end all this. How hard is that? Think about it. I don't trust any of these fucks. Mostly, anyone who has consevative support or liberal support in the MSM. I am a browncoat at heart. I hate neo-cons as much as cock-sucking liberals.

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Friday, April 15, 2011 3:51 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Quote:
Originally posted by Mockromancer:
Show a real birth cert. and end all this. How hard is that? Think about it. I don't trust any of these fucks. Mostly, anyone who has consevative support or liberal support in the MSM. I am a browncoat at heart. I hate neo-cons as much as cock-sucking liberals.

It's simple, as to why he'll never show his b.c. Not only is a phony issue that Obama can use to fillet any opposition to his agenda by call them 'racists' and 'birthers', but there's a very likely REAL reason here.

Mother - atheist
Father - Muslim.

No way would he let that be seen in public before the '08 election, and with the way he's pile driving the country into the ground now, he can't afford to give anyone ammo to take down his bid for the '12 election.

Soon after he wins the 2nd term, maybe he'll think about releasing his full b.c. Maybe. But I doubt it. He's having too much damn fun w/ this.

" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

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