Who stole Barack Hussein Obama Soetoro's pet teleprompter TOTUS? by piratenews

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Who stole Barack Hussein Obama Soetoro's pet teleprompter TOTUS?

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Tuesday, October 18, 2011 6:36 PM

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Truck With Obama's Teleprompter, Audio Equipment Stolen in Virginia by Illegal Aliens Doing The Job Hateful Americans Hate

In an ironic twist, President Obama's Teleprompter had an unscripted moment when it was apparently stolen along with a stash of other audio equipment inside a truck awaiting the president's arrival in Virginia.

The Defense Information System Agency on Tuesday confirmed the theft of the truck, which was later recovered, but claimed no sensitive information was lost.

"No classified or sensitive information was in the vehicle," the agency said in a statement. "We take incidents such as this very seriously, no really, and a formal investigation is continuing in coordination with relevant law enforcement agencies."

White House Press Secretary Jay Carney said he was "aware" of the incident, adding "there is not a concern" about the equipment and information that was inside the truck.

The truck was stolen in Henrico County outside Richmond. It was stationed there in advance of a presidential visit on Wednesday, while the president started flying his "bus" tour in North Carolina.

The theft does not appear to be related to a bill by freshman Rep. Steve Womack, R-Ark., who in February proposed defunding the resident's Teleprompter. He pulled his bill after the Congressional Budget Office told Womack it could not estimate the cost of toting around the equipment affectionately known as TOTUS -- Teleprompter of the United States. Womack's office did not have any comment on its recovery.

The incident was first reported by NBC12 in Richmond.

According to the network, authorities found the truck Monday afternoon in a Holiday Inn Express parking lot. NBC12 reported that the truck contained about $200,000 worth of equipment -- including podiums and presidential seals, sound equipment and The Teleprompter.

A Defense Information System Agency spokeswoman would not say whether anything was stolen from the truck before the thieves ditched it.

www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/10/18/truck-with-obamas-teleprompter-aud
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Help!

I'm sure you've experienced this. One minute you're sitting in the back of a truck, not a care in the world, waiting to continue your road trip for yet another appearance before adoring fans ... and then your world is turned upside down.

Okay. Maybe that doesn't happen to you; maybe it's only me and Big Guy and Lady Gaga. But that's pretty much been my world for the past four years, and now I fear the end may be near for me. No, not the fact that Big Guy's poll numbers indicate that he couldn't be an imaginary Republican, let alone a living, breathing candidate like Herman Cain.

I've been kidnapped, and if Big Guy thinks he can negotiate with these guys the same way he talks to the terrorists in Lebanon, Afghanistan, Egypt, Somalia, Sudan, Libya, the Philippines, Mexico, Venezuela and the House Republican Conference, he better think twice.

These guys talk a good game. Just last night, after Big Guy announced that he was re-submitting his rejected jobs bill, piece by piece, so that Republicans could understand it, one of my captors said, "Maybe we should send Him back his teleprompter piece by piece."

Frankly, given the lack of any good rhetoric lately from Big Guy, I'm not sure I want to go back. Republicans want to make America "dirtier"? Really? That's the best the speechwriters can come up with? Has Big Guy caught a whiff of what's down at Freedom Plaza near the White House or up on Wall Street? Now, that's dirty.

These guys hosting me seem like a decent bunch of fellows. Lloyd and Jamie usually drop by to chat with me around noon time, asking if I'm comfortable, connecting their Bloomberg terminal feeds to my screens, they say, so they can keep up with current events. Dick stops by later in the afternoon just to check in on me. They all seem perfectly civilized, and they don't seem to want anything. No ransom, no demands, no threats.

It's almost as if they think that just keeping me away from Big Guy is enough. Like somehow their problems will just go away. I don't know why.

http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/2011/10/help.html

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Wednesday, October 19, 2011 2:32 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

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A Defense Information System Agency spokeswoman would not say whether anything was stolen from the truck before the thieves ditched it.

So, we don't know if TOTUS is still missing or not ?

How sad.

" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

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Wednesday, October 19, 2011 4:01 AM

FIVVER

When asked to comment on the theft, the President had this response:

http://www.breitbart.tv/uh-er-um-the-most-eloquent-uh-president-er-in-
history/

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