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Pimpin TSA

POSTED BY: PIRATENEWS
UPDATED: Thursday, March 29, 2012 18:36
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Thursday, March 29, 2012 6:36 PM

PIRATENEWS

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TSA breakin in a new ho

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LYRICS

Screening all day trying to make this living
I got to pat you down and all yo children
What my guys know about this checkpoint pimpin,
What my guys know about this checkpoint pimpin
Take them shoes off ya feet I gotta screen yall folks
You musty all day because you don't use soap
What my guys know about this checkpoint pimpin,
What my guys know about this checkpoint pimpin

What them boys know about this Memphis Ten Screening
Passengers walking through the mag got my ears ringing
Hit the bathroom I aint doing no screening
All these PWD's got them hand wands singing
They looking for the gate they coming in late
I never earn my shirt and somebody stole my cake
I got to pat you down this is for my own sake
I'm profiling you and I see yo leg fake

Prosthetic leg with a big forehead
You acting real strange and you acting real scared
You aint from round here and yo first name Ed
And yo last name so long I can't even say it
Call a BDO where they at they on break
In the break room probably eating on a steak
Screening managers in the office playing patty cake
While they writing you up and playing with yo fate

Screening all day trying to make this living
I got to pat you down and all yo children
What my guys know about this checkpoint pimpin,
What my guys know about this checkpoint pimpin
Take them shoes off ya feet I gotta screen yall folks
You musty all day because you don't use soap
What my guys know about this checkpoint pimpin,
What my guys know about this checkpoint pimpin

A.W.A.L. Im posted on the flo and im screaming lags,
trying to get my hands in the bottom of a passengers bag
yo liquids to big oversize so go and check yo bag
I'm calling supervisor because these passengers making me mad
Checkpoint pimping in this game that's how I do
cutting corners all day don't front I seen you do it too
look around stick and move aint nobody watching you
throw the bag down the belt the supervisors do it too
Cleveland Springfield used government credit card
spent 400 dollars on some alcohol
Rented 2010 brand new Mercedes Benz
Tried to impress some girls got suspended

out of here for them days take yo shoes off, off of yo feet
Take them shoes off feet I gotta screen yall folks
You musty all day because you don't use soap
What my guys know about this checkpoint pimpin,
What my guys know about this checkpoint pimpin

Screen him quick check his bag cause they say its time to go
Run outside catch the bus leave early out the door
Break Time lunch time what you trying to shorten my break
you trifling supervisor a harassment charge you about to take
now how I'm suppose to eat my food if you gave me 15
thats why yo breath stink and you need some Listerine
80 % of the work force failed re-cert
the other 20 on FMLA because they stomach hurt
took my test found a knife but they say that I didnt
messing up my money knowing that I got to pay my rent
the upper management dont care because thats what they about
them lying evaluators I should have knocked they @$$ out

Screening all day trying to make this living
I got to pat you down and all yo children
What my guys know about this checkpoint pimpin,
What my guys know about this checkpoint pimpin
Take them shoes off ya feet I gotta screen yall folks
You musty all day because you don't use soap
What my guys know about this checkpoint pimpin,
What my guys know about this checkpoint pimpin

relax yo self mane relax yo self you wont get on the plane
if you dont let me screen yo thangs... yea CHECKPOINT PIMPN

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