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"Some of my finest hours have been spent sitting on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see."
-Thomas Jefferson

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"I'm Barack Obama, the Marxist professor. I spent the last two years of high school in a daze. I inhaled frequently - that was the point. Pot helped, and booze. A little blow when you could afford it. Junkie, pothead, that's where I was headed. Sh!t's gettin way too complicated for me. There are white folks, and then there are ignorant mutherfruckers like you! Sorry ass mutherfrucker's got nuttin on me. You can put lipstick on a pig. You ain't my biatch n!gger, buy your own damn fries!"
-Barack Hussein Obama Soetoro, Dreams From My Father MP3
http://www.archive.org/details/ObamaInauguralMashup/

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