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Southern American Humour

POSTED BY: BRENDA
UPDATED: Tuesday, December 11, 2018 01:54
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Sunday, December 9, 2018 6:03 PM

BRENDA



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Sunday, December 9, 2018 6:04 PM

BRENDA


Well, that sucks.

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Sunday, December 9, 2018 6:37 PM

BRENDA



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Monday, December 10, 2018 12:58 AM

WISHIMAY


I read a funny today...

Trump still thinks his auto insurance will cover him in case of collusion




Also, took my kid on her 6th driving lesson Thursday. She parks, then grabs the pizza off the rear seat and gets out of the van....walks 10 feet....then turns around and looks at the van still running and says "Oh yeah, I'm the one that has to turn that thing off now."

In her defense...PIZZA.

Also, I finally got to use the line "#1 rule of driving honey...DON'T CRASH. My van don't crash...she crashes- YOU crashed her!"

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Monday, December 10, 2018 2:34 AM

BRENDA


Quote:

Originally posted by WISHIMAY:
I read a funny today...

Trump still thinks his auto insurance will cover him in case of collusion




Also, took my kid on her 6th driving lesson Thursday. She parks, then grabs the pizza off the rear seat and gets out of the van....walks 10 feet....then turns around and looks at the van still running and says "Oh yeah, I'm the one that has to turn that thing off now."

In her defense...PIZZA.

Also, I finally got to use the line "#1 rule of driving honey...DON'T CRASH. My van don't crash...she crashes- YOU crashed her!"



That is funny.

You have a point. Can't let a good pizza go.

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Monday, December 10, 2018 8:21 AM

CAPTAINCRUNCH

... stay crunchy...


Quote:

Originally posted by WISHIMAY:
Also, I finally got to use the line "#1 rule of driving honey...DON'T CRASH. My van don't crash...she crashes- YOU crashed her!"



I'm imagining a couple plastic dinosaurs on your dashboard.

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Monday, December 10, 2018 11:06 AM

WISHIMAY


Quote:

Originally posted by captaincrunch:

I'm imagining a couple plastic dinosaurs on your dashboard.



No, but we got Serenity hanging from the rearview.

We've been to Tennessee (great aquarium there in Newport), Smoky Mtns (more fun that I thought we'd have, aquarium was just OK) and Texas (90 mph driving interspersed with an hour of not moving because of high speed wrecks ain't my thing... and Sea World there blows) all this year. I love RV parks, cheaper and more things to do than hotels.

Thinking that in Spring we'll maybe head up to Dubuque, Iowa to the aquarium there (yeah we like aquariums, the one in Dallas was really nice). We did the aquarium in Atlanta a few years back too, it's a nice one, too. If everything lines up we might head to Florida during the summer, but I'm not sure about that one...

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Monday, December 10, 2018 11:15 AM

THG


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Monday, December 10, 2018 6:56 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Without anything posted to start the thread, I was wondering what kind of humor they have in South America.

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Tuesday, December 11, 2018 1:54 AM

WISHIMAY


Quote:

Originally posted by JEWELSTAITEFAN:
Without anything posted to start the thread, I was wondering what kind of humor they have in South America.



Aaaand everyone... let's all give JSF a round of applause for his fabulous contribution to this thread...

Oh wait, I mean the other thing

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