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The Bee Investigates: A Line-Item Breakdown Of How The Kamala Campaign Spent $1 Billion

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With the news that Kamala Harris's campaign somehow ended up $20 million in debt after raising over $1 billion in donations, critics have started to wonder: how on earth did her campaign spend that billion dollars? Our crack investigative team at the Bee has gone to work and can now share a line-by-line breakdown of where all that money went:

$70 million for accent coaches: In retrospect, probably shouldn't have used Foghorn Leghorn.

$500,000 for Lizzo's catering: That's a lot of hoagies.

$70 million for surgery to re-attach Tim Walz's arms every time they flew off: Not bad, honestly.

$10 million for NFL coaches to try to teach Walz how to talk about football: Must have been the Jets' coach.

$900,000 for Harry Sisson's puberty blockers: Harry goes off those, even that dude might wind up Republican.

$0 for valor for Tim Walz: Stolen!

$200 million trying to build that shrinking gun from Honey, I Shrunk The Kids so Kamala seems taller: Looking back, platform shoes may have been a wiser investment.

$37.50 for speechwriter: Yeah, this checks out.

$19 million for filming that gross commercial where an old Republican man tells some kid he can't watch porn: We don't want to talk about it.

$ 5 million for Gen Z graphic designers to write "Kamala HQ" in Arial font on a green background: For Gen Z, this was a steal.

$5 million for Doritos: Those gas station chips are pricey.

$500 for coloring books to keep Joe Biden busy: Honestly, really should have set aside more for this.

$600 million on wine: That's on boxed wine, people. Boxed!

$30 million for the rights for Tim Walz to sing "Single Ladies" at rallies: Totally worth it.

$500,000 on punching bags for Doug Emhoff: Ouch.

Well, it all adds up. Money well spent.







Seriously though... We need to investigate where that $1 Billion went and people need to be in prison right now.

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