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Obama wins US senate against Star Trek sex pimp

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Thursday, February 14, 2008 3:39 PM

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

4 years ago Obama was just a nobody state legislator. Ron Paul was a congressman when Obama was still smoking dope and selling crack.

Quote:
Would you have sex in public with this alien?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,123716,00.html

Aides to candidate Jack Ryan concluded that he could not have succeeded in his contest against Democratic state senator Barack Obama unless he redoubled his campaign efforts with a massive infusion of cash from his personal fortune and a negative turn.

Republican Jack Ryan dropped out of the Illinois Senate race Friday, saying he wanted to avoid a "brutal, scorched-earth campaign" that was likely to follow the recently-revealed disclosure of sex club allegations made in his divorce records.

Ryan's 1999 divorce from Star Trek actress Jeri Ryan made news four days ago when unsealed court papers showed she alleged that he asked her to have sex with him in nightclubs while others watched.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0622041ryans1.html

Amerika is doomed.

Obama bill wants trillions of taxdollars for United Nations Corporation.
http://www.infowars.com/?p=238

Barack Saddam Hussein Osama Obama is not only Dick Cheney's cousin, but also George Bush Jr's cousin.
http://rense.com/general80/obmw.htm

Obama's Illuminati cousin in Africa is now camapigning for dictator in charge of genocide in Kenya.

Terminator: The Summer Glau Chronicles
FOX SAYS THE END OF USA ON APRIL 19/21 2011
(Anniversary of Govt Massacres at Battle of Lexington and Concord, Waco, OK City Bombing)
Free downloads of all TV episodes:
http://www.fox.com/fod/player.htm?show=tscc
Official website of TTSCC with River Tam's topless torso:
http://fox.com/terminator/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendi_Deng
Hanoi Hannity: "I voted for the Sino-American Alliance."
"US ports owned by Commie China is good for me."
"Dead and disabled US soldiers are good for me."
"Outsourcing your job is very good for me."
"Sir Rupert dines with Hillary every week."
"Ron Paul does not exist in my 'Verse."
"Vote for Billary not McCain."

"As far as Chinese goes, I resented it."
-Adam Tudyk, The Making of Firefly

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Thursday, February 14, 2008 5:07 PM

GINOBIFFARONI

YES, I likely would.

lmao PN

I for one like to read your post more than Heros.

lol

The Alliance said they were gonna waltz through Serenity Valley. And we choked 'em with those words. We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.

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Thursday, February 14, 2008 6:17 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

What is this April Fools?

But sex with Jeri Ryan in public, Ok.

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Friday, February 15, 2008 6:18 AM

WASHNWEAR

Quote:
Originally posted by Veteran:
What is this April Fools?

But sex with Jeri Ryan in public, Ok.

In public, in absentia, in utero - it's all good. I've been having sex with Jeri Ryan in my mind for years now with no ill effects.

...well...slight cramping and a few callouses, but other than that...

It was hypothetical and yet pneumatic when we got here!

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Friday, February 15, 2008 8:35 AM