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Whozit gets more botox shot into his bagel.

POSTED BY: CHRISISALL
UPDATED: Monday, January 19, 2009 17:23
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Sunday, January 18, 2009 12:37 PM

CHRISISALL





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Sunday, January 18, 2009 12:41 PM

WHOZIT


I do'nt like wrinkeled bagels

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

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Sunday, January 18, 2009 1:58 PM

DREAMTROVE


Actually, if you had botox in your bagel, it would kill you.

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Monday, January 19, 2009 5:05 AM

CHRISISALL


But remember, he doesn't eat the bagel....


The Ewwwwwue Chrisisall

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Monday, January 19, 2009 6:42 AM

DREAMTROVE


Chris,

You don't know that he doesn't eat the bagel. Perhaps once it is soggy and filled with his cream cheeze,

Sorry, let me start over. Okay, even if he doesn't, botox causes muscular paralysis, even necrosis, death of muscle tissue, like spider bites. Okay, given that his member is a muscle, how many people do you know who are rubbing their dong with botox. I mean, it's a limp subject, but it might just rot and fall off.

Just not nominating Whozit to any executive positions of power, like mailboy, or anything have anything to do with food preparation is all.

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Monday, January 19, 2009 7:16 AM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by dreamtrove:
Perhaps once it is soggy and filled with his cream cheeze



*New RWED low*




The yucky Chrisisall

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Monday, January 19, 2009 7:20 AM

DREAMTROVE


Lol. Don't blame me, the guy with the bagel did it!

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Monday, January 19, 2009 7:25 AM

CHRISISALL


Ya think Whozit will mind us co-opting on his bagel thing?


The laughing Chrisisall

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Monday, January 19, 2009 12:19 PM

DREAMTROVE


I think that it's too late. He's in for a lot of bagel abuse for his refusal to drop it. The bagel that is. No one commented yet on the picture of the side of a bagel hole. Bagels are not as flexible as women, but for whozit, I imagine it won't be a issue. Or if it is... Doctor, the bagel is stuck on my shlong and I can't get anyone to eat it off me.

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Monday, January 19, 2009 12:25 PM

CHRISISALL


*New NEW RWED low*




The laughing Chrisisall

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Monday, January 19, 2009 12:33 PM

KIRKULES


Why can't you guys just be tolerant of WhoZit's alternative lifestyle. It seems like you're primarily upset because he microwaves his bagel first. I must agree that this is bagel abuse, but it's his bagel, who are we to judge.

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Monday, January 19, 2009 12:41 PM

RUE

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!


Yes, but he is one of those in your face bagel people, who keeps proselytizing his alternative lifestyle. He should keep it private, in the bedroom, or kitchen, or wherever it belongs.

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Silence is consent.

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Monday, January 19, 2009 1:18 PM

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Caveman

I agree with Rue. If a guy was having sex with another guy on your screen as you read this forum, it would be annoying, assuming that that's not your lifestyle choice.

I think that he should move to somewhere where bagel marriages are allowed

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Monday, January 19, 2009 1:36 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Is there such a thing as a consenting bagel? Or does this constitute bagel-rape?

Mike

"It is complete now; the hands of time are neatly tied."

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Monday, January 19, 2009 4:41 PM

DREAMTROVE


Quote:

Is there such a thing as a consenting bagel? Or does this constitute bagel-rape?


I've been waiting for quite a while for someone to post this. I didn't dare do it myself, but since you bring it up, what's this about ownership of bagels, and what exactly is the age of consent for a bagel?

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Monday, January 19, 2009 5:14 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Does it have to be a day-old bagel? Or are those half price?

Mike

"It is complete now; the hands of time are neatly tied."

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Monday, January 19, 2009 5:23 PM

DREAMTROVE


Old bagels are streetrollers

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