Nutty Prince Charles declares War On Squirrels by piratenews

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Nutty Prince Charles declares War On Squirrels

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UPDATED: Thursday, June 4, 2009 09:49
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Wednesday, June 3, 2009 11:18 AM

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Prince Charles calls for elimination of grey squirrel which does 'immense and increasing damage' to trees and mice

His call for a squirrel genocide came as a report warned that grey squirrels were wreaking havoc in traditional woods and forests.

Greys can be killed with the rat poison warfarin, trapped or shot.

Scottish Natural Heritage launched plans this week to kill thousands of grey squirrels. The creatures will be bludgeoned or shot to stop them spreading northwards.

Hampshire pest controller Ian Woods claims to have killed around 100,000 greys in the last 15 years.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1190627/Prince-Charles-calls-eliminat
ion-grey-squirrel-does-immense-increasing-damage-trees.html

If Prince Charles tries to kill my grey squirrels, I'll kill him. Shooting with firearms, smash his skull with hammer, then chop his head off with an axe. If you don't do that, vampyres rise from the dead. Besides he killed his wife, because she said his butler wipes his ass.

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"In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation."
-Nazi Prince Philip King of the British Empire, I Were an Animal; United Kingdom, Robin Clark Ltd., 1986
www.propagandamatrix.com/prince.html

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009 11:34 AM

WHOZIT

Chuck sounds like the Bill Murray charcter in "Caddyshack"......007 licence to kill Squirrles.

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009 11:36 AM

OLDENGLANDDRY

You talk a good fight , Wanker.

Your seditious and treasonous remarks have been noted.

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009 11:55 AM

CITIZEN

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If Prince Charles tries to kill my grey squirrels, I'll kill him.

Oh don't worry. He's only going after unmarried Squirrels.

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009 12:13 PM

PIRATENEWS

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It's official, Britian sux.

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009 12:23 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

So stop whinging then and be the first person to LEAVE Britain in order to get a better standard of living. And take all the freeloading hapless scroungers with you.Which includes grey squirrels,seeing as they were an american import and have all but destroyed the indigenous population of the red variety.Bit like what the rest of the world does to our folk, dont you think!!!!

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Thursday, June 4, 2009 9:41 AM

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Brit MPs Milked System To The End, No Arrests
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5432032/MPs-expenses-
Departing-MPs-milked-system-to-the-end.html

Just thought I'd pick this one out. We're righteously pissed off about this over here. The Police are looking into it, as yet they're not sure if charges should be drawn or not (many of the claims while certainly impolitic, perhaps even immoral, didn't break the rules, so there's no laws broken). However lots of MPs will be standing down over this in the next election, and there's even rumblings of by-elections to get rid of them now. The Cabinet is about to be reshuffled.

But, other countries in Europe, make our MPs at their worst look like saints, and our MPs are paid way less. There's more corruption in the US. Russians pretty much see the level of corruption in British parliament as an unachievable utopia.

British politicians are less corrupt than pretty much any other countries, but the British public is STILL holding them to account, while the French, Italians, Russians, Americans, just turn a blind eye.

Hell, even British MEPs put their counterparts from other nationalities to shame. It's only British MEPs voting for expenses caps and oversight.

That doesn't make Britain 'sux'.

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Thursday, June 4, 2009 9:49 AM

PIRATENEWS

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It's the responsibility of each nation to arrest all their politicians.

Isn't Larry Craig still a senator?

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Jus keepin it Real.

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