Want Your Own Saffron To Warm Your Bed? by Jongsstraw

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Want Your Own Saffron To Warm Your Bed?

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Friday, January 22, 2010 10:12 AM

"Holiday Inn Offers 'Human Bed-Warming Service' to Combat Icy Sheets
Friday, January 22, 2010

Holiday Inn, operator of over 4,000 hotels worldwide, will begin to offer a free five-minute "human bed-warming service" at its London Kensington hotel throughout next week.

If requested, a willing member of hotel staff will jump in your bed, dressed head to foot in an all-in-one sleeper suit, until your nightly chamber warms up.

Holiday Inn spokeswoman Jane Bednall described the plan as something like having a "giant hot water bottle in your bed."

Dr Chris Idzikowski, director of the Edinburgh Sleep Centre, said the idea could help people get off to sleep, as cold beds inhibit slumber.

"Holiday Inn's new bed warmers service should help people achieve a good night's sleep especially as it's taking much longer for them to warm up when they come in from the snow."

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Maybe for a few extra bucks she will make herself ready for you too, and I DON'T wanna ride past the part where that gets explained....not this time!
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Then again, there could be some un-foreseen problems with this...

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Friday, January 22, 2010 11:08 AM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

People are inexpensive. Slaves have never been cheaper.

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Friday, January 22, 2010 11:21 AM

WULFENSTAR

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg

Ewwww........

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Friday, January 22, 2010 1:45 PM

FREMDFIRMA

Actually there's an old law in Seattle, I think, that all hotels must offer a cat with the room, dating back to when mice were a more serious problem, and occasionally found in lists of "strange laws" here and there.

I did stay at a bed and breakfast in vermont once that had this monster maine coon cat as "rodent control patrol" and they advised me to keep the door shut if I didn't want him flopped on me, so of course I left the door open - folks, when it comes to warming a cold bed, I don't think nothin beats the fluffy, furry mass of a maine coon, I had to shove him off to the foot of the bed cause it was gettin TOO warm.

Keep the human, loan me the cat.

-F

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Saturday, January 23, 2010 7:04 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Damn Global Cooling!

I think I'll stop going to Holiday Inn. Sounds like the YMCA.

J Edna Hoover Xposed...

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Saturday, January 23, 2010 7:23 AM

ZZETTA13

Couldn’t the same effect be obtained with the human expeltion of gas? Warm, but maybe not the romantic atmo one might want to create…..lol, and in less time.

Think I would skip the warm up!

Gorramit, there I go again, Z

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Saturday, January 23, 2010 8:10 AM

RIVERLOVE

Quote:
Originally posted by Jongsstraw:

Then again, there could be some un-foreseen problems with this...

Then again there could be some possibilities of touring that special place in Hell.

Sorry ladies, no offense intended.
She must be a Browncoat.

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Saturday, January 23, 2010 8:54 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

I agree with Wulf: "Ewwww!"

! What a terrible idea.

You want nice and warm? Try two huskies, one on either side...yoiks! ('Course, they take up most the bed, and rolling over is a difficulty...

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Saturday, January 23, 2010 9:09 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

I have to take a shower just reading this... seriously, ewwww...

I'm sure that they take the utmost care to make sure the person is covered and that there is no chance of passing on "cooties", but the thought of some stranger in my bed... must shower NOW...

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DFTBA!

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