American Political Math 101 by chrisisall

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American Political Math 101

POSTED BY: CHRISISALL
UPDATED: Sunday, July 29, 2012 11:15
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Friday, July 27, 2012 2:26 PM

Democrat + stupid comment = Leftist agenda
Republican + stupid comment = Minor inconsequential (but factual) possible mis-statement
Democrat + tax plan = Socialist plot to undermine Democracy
Republican + tax plan = Necessary for our economy
Democrat + lie = Everyday occurrence
Republican + lie = N/A; Republicans do not lie, they restate an unclear position so it can be better understood (as many times as necessary)

This is simple math, my friends. Why do so many of you seem not to get it?*

*This message was approved of by the AURaptor Foundation For Enlightened Education Of Ignorant Partisan Peons

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Friday, July 27, 2012 2:30 PM

ANTHONYT

Freedom is Important because People are Important

Hello,

I enjoyed this post.

--Anthony

Note to Self:
Raptor - woman testifying about birth control is a slut (the term fits.)
Six - Wow, isn't Niki quite the CUNT? And, yes, I spell that in all caps....
Wulf - Niki is a stupid fucking bitch who should hurry up and die.

“The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.” -Thomas Szasz

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Friday, July 27, 2012 2:57 PM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by ANTHONYT:
Hello,

I enjoyed this post.

Thanks Tony! Due to the 'Raptor's persistence (and a generous donation from his foundation towards my budding Conservative political career), I have finally seen the light!

Chrisisall, wearing a frilly Mal thing on his head, and ready to shoot unarmed, full-body armoured Liberals

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Friday, July 27, 2012 3:02 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Democrat + stupid comment = Leftist agenda
Republican + stupid comment = Minor inconsequential (but factual) possible mis-statement
Democrat + tax plan = Socialist plot to undermine Democracy
Republican + tax plan = Necessary for our economy
Democrat + lie = Everyday occurrence
Republican + lie = N/A; Republicans do not lie, they restate an unclear position so it can be better understood (as many times as necessary)

This is simple math, my friends. Why do so many of you seem not to get it?*

*This message was approved of by the AURaptor Foundation For Enlightened Education Of Ignorant Partisan Peons

It all depends on which side of the fence you're viewing it from Chris.....

When you're perched upon the fence, it all sounds like stupidity and lies from either side.

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." ~Shepherd Book

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Friday, July 27, 2012 3:08 PM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:

It all depends on which side of the fence you're viewing it from Chris.....

When you're perched upon the fence, it all sounds like stupidity and lies from either side.

Jokes aside for a brief moment, yeah Six, they all pretty much suck. To not admit that you're choosing the lesser of two evils as you perceive it, or to deify one party over the other is the height of madness IMO.

Chrisisall, wearing a frilly Mal thing on his head, and ready to shoot unarmed, full-body armoured Extremeists

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Friday, July 27, 2012 3:35 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Jokes aside for a brief moment, yeah Six, they all pretty much suck. To not admit that you're choosing the lesser of two evils as you perceive it, or to deify one party over the other is the height of madness IMO.

Sorry for being the buzzkill on the comedy Chris :)

I'm not looking forward to the election at all. It's not even "cute" that all these decades later after The Graduate that "any way you look at it you lose".

My write in candidate is Mayor McCheese!

Mayor McCheese for President 2012!!!!

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." ~Shepherd Book

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Friday, July 27, 2012 5:40 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

"Mister Mayor, there've been allegations that you've taken prostitutes to motel rooms and paid them to go to the bathroom on your chest!"

I have my doubts that many (if any) here will know where that came from...

http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/mayor-mccheese-debate.html

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"The groin cup and throat protector have about as much ballistic protection as the kneepads I wear when I'm doing a job that requires me to be on my knees." - Troll

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Sunday, July 29, 2012 2:08 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Uh-uh-uh--- uh! Robble! Robble!

I knew I heard the quote before, forgot that was from the same clip I got the pic from Kwick.

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." ~Shepherd Book

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Sunday, July 29, 2012 11:15 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

Ah, Chris, I love your snide sense of humor. I'm so glad you're here; like a few others, to point out the reality in an un-obnoxious way!

That's pretty much it for the righties here, in a nutshell--especially Raptor, sadly. They're so steeped in talking points, they jump straight to what MUST be true, like it's liberals who commit all the voter fraud. They never hear about all the shit Repubs commit, and hear ALL about anything Dems might have done (or even might not have done, but was spun to indicate they DID), that it only makes sense to them to come out with shit like "dems are the ones who commit voter fraud". Doesn't take any thinking, and to them it MUST be true; after all, Dems are always the bad guys.

Really sad, that. And yes, bottom line is that it's all bullshit, but it's the bullshit we live with.

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