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"NO minors/Liberals." So reads the fine print on the flyer for Tattletales, one Tampa area strip club seeking to
attract the Republican hordes in town this week for the Republican National Convention.

Some predicted that area exotic clubs would see triple the business of Super Bowl weekend, but on Monday Tampa's 20
or so "gentleman's clubs" have reported no bump in sales so far.

"I'm sure it's the hurricane," Vicki Baham told the Tampa Bay Times. Baham's a manager at Tampa's most famous strip
joint, Mons Venus, where owner Joe Redner introduced the lap dance. "People are freaking out about it."

In the meantime, strip clubs are pulling out all the stops in creative advertising, encouraging Republican
delegates "to party like a liberal," says CNN.com. Not that that would be good for business.

Here are some of their more creative efforts:













Quote:

"I'm Barack Obama, the Marxist professor. I spent the last two years of high school in a daze.
I drank beer heavily, and tried drugs enthusiastically. Look I uh, when I was a kid , I inhaled,
frequently. that was uh, that was the point. Now you know that guy ain't shit. Sorry ass motherfuckers
got nothin on me, nothin. Shit's gettin way too complicated for me. There are white folks, then there
are ignorant motherfuckers like you. You can put lipstick on a pig. You ain't my bitch nigger, buy your
own damn fries. That's just how white folks will do ya."
-Barack Hussein Obama Soetoro, Dreams From My Father MP3
http://www.archive.org/details/ObamaInauguralMashup/


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Thursday, August 30, 2012 11:15 AM

WHOZIT


Lisa Ann is an Obama supporter, meanwhile Jenna Jameson supports Romney.

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Thursday, August 30, 2012 12:07 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!




I'd buy that for a dollar !


" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

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