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Chair Day?

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Monday, September 3, 2012 6:33 AM

WHOZIT


http://twitter.com/#!/search/realtime/%23emptychairday

Yep, I saw this coming. Endless chair jokes...very bad chair jokes




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Monday, September 3, 2012 7:08 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Talking to an empty chair is now known as "Eastwooding". It has replaced planking as the latest social media craze.


There's a move afoot to get Betty White to speak at the DNC this week. She says "I may be off my rocker, but at least I'm not TALKING TO IT."



"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

Mitt Romney, introducing his running mate: "Join me in welcoming the next President of the United States, Paul Ryan!"

Rappy's response? "You're lying, gullible ( believing in some BS you heard on msnbc ) or hard of hearing."

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Monday, September 3, 2012 12:54 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Sorry, didn't notice this thread before. Posted this already, but it really applies here best.






( And if you're already writing lines for speakers who may or may not even be attending... how lame. )


" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

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Monday, September 3, 2012 1:24 PM

WHOZIT


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
Talking to an empty chair is now known as "Eastwooding". It has replaced planking as the latest social media craze.


There's a move afoot to get Betty White to speak at the DNC this week. She says "I may be off my rocker, but at least I'm not TALKING TO IT."



"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

Mitt Romney, introducing his running mate: "Join me in welcoming the next President of the United States, Paul Ryan!"

Rappy's response? "You're lying, gullible ( believing in some BS you heard on msnbc ) or hard of hearing."



If I hear one more chair joke I may hit myself with one.

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Monday, September 3, 2012 1:48 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:
If I hear one more chair joke I may hit myself with one.




GET OFF MY LAWN!!





"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

Mitt Romney, introducing his running mate: "Join me in welcoming the next President of the United States, Paul Ryan!"

Rappy's response? "You're lying, gullible ( believing in some BS you heard on msnbc ) or hard of hearing."

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Monday, September 3, 2012 1:53 PM

WHOZIT


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:
If I hear one more chair joke I may hit myself with one.




GET OFF MY LAWN!!





"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

Mitt Romney, introducing his running mate: "Join me in welcoming the next President of the United States, Paul Ryan!"

Rappy's response? "You're lying, gullible ( believing in some BS you heard on msnbc ) or hard of hearing."



OUCH! Now everything is all fuzzy.

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Monday, September 3, 2012 2:38 PM

FREMDFIRMA



Hot chair on chair action ?
http://www.furnitureporn.com/

Bwahahahaha!
Proving rule 34, one element at a time - gawd I love the internet!

-F

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Monday, September 3, 2012 4:18 PM

JONGSSTRAW


In honor of Chair Day, I present the most grooviest of groovy 60's psychodellicism.......The Comfortable Chair

Featuring :

Joanna Cameron on guitar ( aka Isis )
Tim Matheson on organ ( aka Otter )

and some familiar folks in the audience!















Hmmm, better than Reuben's.
..One more.
Ben!
..My last one.
Okay.

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Monday, September 3, 2012 4:55 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Speaking of 'Reubens'



" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

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Tuesday, September 4, 2012 1:43 PM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


...and Mike, there's also the thousands (millions?) of Twitter jokes from the "Invisible Obama". We live in fast times!


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