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Time for some juvenile humor! Funny book titles/ authors. Add some more!

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Sunday, November 14, 2021 2:24 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.


Guaranteed to offend someone, somewhere!


The Taming of the West, Barb Wire

Yellow River, I.P. Dailey

Deli Meats, Frank Furter

The White Cliffs, Ilene Dover







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Sunday, November 14, 2021 3:22 PM

1KIKI

Goodbye, kind world (George Monbiot) - In common with all those generations which have contemplated catastrophe, we appear to be incapable of understanding what confronts us.



Brown Stain on a Wall by author Hu Flong Dong

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Sunday, November 14, 2021 10:48 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Under the Bleachers by Seymour Cytes.


Scottish Ferry by Ben Dover and Phil McCracken

Irish Ferries by Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald


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Sunday, November 14, 2021 11:20 PM

1KIKI

Goodbye, kind world (George Monbiot) - In common with all those generations which have contemplated catastrophe, we appear to be incapable of understanding what confronts us.



The Chemistry of Scent, Al D. Hyde

The Basics of the Legal System, Dewy, Cheatham, and Howe


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Monday, November 15, 2021 3:54 AM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.


Oh. c'mon you silent folk out there! Don't tell me you never did this in junior high?

Fitness for Children, by Jim Nasium

Are You Serious? by Joe King

Russian History, by Ivan Teratitov

Mixology, by Bart Ender

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Pity would be no more,
If we did not MAKE men poor - William Blake


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Monday, November 15, 2021 5:23 AM

1KIKI

Goodbye, kind world (George Monbiot) - In common with all those generations which have contemplated catastrophe, we appear to be incapable of understanding what confronts us.



The Black Kettle, T.H.E. Pot

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Monday, November 15, 2021 5:35 AM

1KIKI

Goodbye, kind world (George Monbiot) - In common with all those generations which have contemplated catastrophe, we appear to be incapable of understanding what confronts us.



Going Too Fast, Jack R. Abbott

History of US Slavery, I. M. White and H. E. Black

The Problem of Alcoholism, Ona Bender

Unable to End It, Peter Out

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Monday, November 15, 2021 7:03 AM

1KIKI

Goodbye, kind world (George Monbiot) - In common with all those generations which have contemplated catastrophe, we appear to be incapable of understanding what confronts us.



Solving Dilemmas, Ina Bind

Finding Deals, Earl E. Byrd

Gravity Explained, Theo Ree



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Monday, November 15, 2021 8:59 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK


Quote:
Originally posted by SIGNYM:
Oh. c'mon you silent folk out there! Don't tell me you never did this in junior high?


I'd have to google to get any more that you guys didn't already get. I haven't heard these in over 30 years. Reading them was part cringe, and part wishing that these simple little things in life were still enough to make me laugh.

By the time I was in junior high everybody was doing "yo mama" jokes.


Yo Mama so fat she fell on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo Mama so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.




Best Confucius joke I heard was "Confucius Say: Man who sit on toilet is high on pot."

The Who Flung Dung joke made me think of that, although where I came from it was Who Flung Poo. Yellow River was also written by I. P. Freely.

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Vaccinated People: "You need to get muh vaccination shots that don't work because I got muh vaccination shots that don't work and I'm afraid of people that didn't get muh vaccination shots that don't work because muh vaccination shots that don't work don't work."

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Monday, November 15, 2021 10:54 AM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.


Yanno what they say: Simple things for simple people. I must be simple. They STILL make me laugh!

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Pity would be no more,
If we did not MAKE men poor - William Blake


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Monday, November 15, 2021 5:48 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Quote:
Originally posted by SIGNYM:
Oh. c'mon you silent folk out there! Don't tell me you never did this in junior high?
I forgot a bunch before I got to the posting window.

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