Strange little questions (aka: why Melee needs to sleep more and think less) by Melee

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Strange little questions (aka: why Melee needs to sleep more and think less)

POSTED BY: MELEE
UPDATED: Friday, October 11, 2002 09:09
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Wednesday, October 9, 2002 3:13 PM

Randome little things that popped into my head:

-Does Zoe wear that necklace to bed?

-How many guns doe Jayne HAVE?

-Do all those guns have names?

-Do they have a coffee machine on Serenity?

-What would happen if Wash and Zoe ever had children?

-What would happen if Jayne and Kaylee ever had children?

-Do they have cinnamon flavored dental floss?

-Which side of the bed is Wash's?

-What happened to River's box?

Hehe... I named my shoes Zoe and Wash today... they go into an argument in science, then made up rather innapropriatly as soon as I got home from school. (yes, I have lost my mind, why do you ask?

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If Wash and Zoe ever had children:

Zoe: Never ever EVER again!
Wash: But Honey, they're so cute and compact! And they fit easily into most overhead storage bins!

Note: the above quote is entirely the fault of my friend over IM... except for the storage bins... I'll admit to the storage bins...

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Wednesday, October 9, 2002 4:23 PM

QUILL

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Originally posted by Melee:
Randome little things that popped into my head:

-How many guns doe Jayne HAVE?

Lots.

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-Do all those guns have names?

Probably. Just think...Susie, Thelma, Imogene...

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-What would happen if Jayne and Kaylee ever had children?

The Universe would collapse.

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-Which side of the bed is Wash's?

The other side.

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If Wash and Zoe ever had children:

Zoe: Never ever EVER again!
Wash: But Honey, they're so cute and compact! And they fit easily into most overhead storage bins!

Note: the above quote is entirely the fault of my friend over IM... except for the storage bins... I'll admit to the storage bins...

I am appalled at how accurate this sounds to me...

Inside every cynic there's an idealist desperately yearning to be let out, and when they are let out they're usually a real pain and cause all sorts of trouble. --Chris Boucher

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Wednesday, October 9, 2002 4:25 PM

REXRAYGUN

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Originally posted by Melee:
Randome little things that popped into my head:

-How many guns doe Jayne HAVE?

-Do all those guns have names?

He does tend to name them. Besides Vera, his big blaster-looking pistol is Boomer and his knife is Binky, per the cast interview with Adam Baldwin.

Just my dos pesos,

Rex!

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Thursday, October 10, 2002 12:13 PM

SAINTOFCHEESE

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Originally posted by Melee:

-Does Zoe wear that necklace to bed?

It doesn't look very comfortable... But i don't think i'd be comfortabel in those pants either.. tight.

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-Do they have a coffee machine on Serenity?

I don't know, but you certainly are on something stronger than caffeine!

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-What would happen if Wash and Zoe ever had children?

They would talk in german accents and end up in rehab... oops. Wrong character. I didn't sleep enough last night (college visit) and this morning I decided, rather oddly that Gerhardt is the ultimate human. Maybe I should sleep now.

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Hehe... I named my shoes Zoe and Wash today... they go into an argument in science, then made up rather innapropriatly as soon as I got home from school. (yes, I have lost my mind, why do you ask?

Oh my! I know I don't really see you too often, but I go out of state for a day and you do this?! I miss all the fun! What's it going to be like next year? how are we going to go trick-or-treating (with you as Zoe.. ha!) while i'm not home?

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If Wash and Zoe ever had children:

Zoe: Never ever EVER again!
Wash: But Honey, they're so cute and compact! And they fit easily into most overhead storage bins!

This reminds me far too much of a real life friend who wants to have many children named Rochmaninoff and keep them in small locked metal boxes :cough: Dylan.

My best advice for you my dear, would be to try to get your mind out of the gutter. Your thoughts focus far too much on sex and wash...

Saint

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Thursday, October 10, 2002 12:29 PM

TINYTIMM

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Originally posted by Melee:
Randome little things that popped into my head:

-Does Zoe wear that necklace to bed? Yes, it's a mild perversion and they enjoy it.

-How many guns doe Jayne HAVE? Not enough.

-Do all those guns have names? Only the ones with a specific purpose in his defense plans.

-Do they have a coffee machine on Serenity? Yes, you'll see it right after the product placement bidding is completed.

-What would happen if Wash and Zoe ever had children? They have six, frozen in a cre'ch, cross reference "Pokycane of Mars" by RAH.

-What would happen if Jayne and Kaylee ever had children? Kaylee has more sense than to become involved with a guy whose life style is TERMINAL.

-Do they have cinnamon flavored dental floss? No, it's terribly out of style.

-Which side of the bed is Wash's? He sleeps in a kennel underneath.

-What happened to River's box? The yeast infection is clearing up quite nicely, thank you.

Jeff
Who claims the Dibble made him do it!

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Thursday, October 10, 2002 1:14 PM

AVALON

^^^ JEFF!!! I thought River asked you not to tell! You naughty thing. Chivalry is truly dead...

Meelee, Saint of Cheese -- it's so good to see you guys over here! Well, weird...but good.

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Thursday, October 10, 2002 3:08 PM

QUILL

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Originally posted by Melee:
Randome little things that popped into my head:

-What would happen if Jayne and Kaylee ever had children? Kaylee has more sense than to become involved with a guy whose life style is TERMINAL.

Jeff
Who claims the Dibble made him do it!

Beautiful.

Inside every cynic there's an idealist desperately yearning to be let out, and when they are let out they're usually a real pain and cause all sorts of trouble. --Chris Boucher

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Thursday, October 10, 2002 5:31 PM

QUILL

In the spirit of the above:

Would Jayne look as good in a bonnet as Mal does?

How, exactly, did Simon manage to put his spacesuit on wrong? Isn't it rather self-evident?

How does Shepherd keep his clothes so pressed?

Is it possible to get a degree in Companionship by correspondence, and if so, how would the final exam be structured?

What would Jayne do if he found Vera cheating on him? Conversely, what would Vera do if Jayne cheated on her? Or does she accept all his other guns?

Which 1980s PC did Serenity's cockpit keyboard come from? Why don't they sell it as an antique and buy themselves a new one with the proceeds?

Is Mal always that easy to sneak up on?

Inside every cynic there's an idealist desperately yearning to be let out, and when they are let out they're usually a real pain and cause all sorts of trouble. --Chris Boucher

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Friday, October 11, 2002 9:09 AM

JAYNESGIRLFRIEND

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Originally posted by Quill:
In the spirit of the above:

Would Jayne look as good in a bonnet as Mal does?

Who in their right mind would want to hide those beautiful eyes!?

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How, exactly, did Simon manage to put his spacesuit on wrong? Isn't it rather self-evident?

Well, just like most men Simon lacks common sense. (dodges the objects flying towards her)

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How does Shepherd keep his clothes so pressed?

He ordered one of those steam things off an infomercial. C'mon, he's gotta be doing something when he's not busy preaching at a member of the crew. And he must be lending it to Simon too, I swear that boy's never mussed.

"I was gonna get me an ear, too." - Jayne

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