BEST BUFFY QUOTE? by hellsangel

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BEST BUFFY QUOTE?

POSTED BY: HELLSANGEL
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 16, 2006 09:31
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Monday, March 6, 2006 2:46 PM

WASHISMYHERO

*double post - actual one below*

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Monday, March 6, 2006 2:47 PM

WASHISMYHERO

Ok, I have quite a few, but here a couple of my all time favorites:

Spike: Love isn't brains, children. It's blood. Blood screamin' inside you to do it's will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

Willow: And, remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun!

I'd put more, but it's been a looooong time since I've sat down to watch any episodes and I can't think of any other quotes off the top of my head. I remember from the Angel TV series one from Spike that cracked me up: "It's not murder if you say 'yes'."

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I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.

Thank you, Joss, for building a show that promotes a family atmosphere. Keep flyin'.

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Monday, March 13, 2006 2:44 AM

GARYPRYKE

Out. For. A. Walk...Bitch

plus too many others to mention

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Monday, March 20, 2006 7:42 PM

COSTUMECAT

Wow, everyone has so many good ones, must rewatch all of Buffy now...

S7 Andrew: I'm bored, like Episode 1 bored

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006 5:03 AM

LITLTEMISSMUFFET

That was funny - minor correction though - he held the figure to ransom so the Trio would check his chip.

:o)

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006 5:10 AM

LITLTEMISSMUFFET

whoops sorry - was not concentrating and forgot to reply with a quote - "and when Spike holds Boba Fett hostage to get the Trio to build the Buffybot for him"

it should make sense now :o)

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Friday, April 28, 2006 8:47 AM

COPILOT

I wear the cheese the cheese does not wear me

An I carried such a torch

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 8:30 AM

ELFIE

Spike Lover's Walk to Buffy and Angel 'Last time I looked in on you two, you were fighting to the death. Now you're back making googly eyes at each other like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave.' Just the way he says this and his hand gestures make me laugh and 'Out. For. A. Walk....Bitch'

Xander in Innocence. 'Say hi for me'

Also anything Andrew says
'I like to think of myself as more of a...guestage'
'In my plan, we are beltless'
'It was cold last night and the wind was cru-el'
'A little tale I like to call Buffy: Slayer of the vamp-pires'
'We don't know much about them except that they're very mobile... for blind people' (about the bringers)
I could go on and on and on and on...

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Friday, May 12, 2006 9:44 AM

LWAVES

Willow arriving at the library after they all think she's a vampire.

Spike's "Out. For. A. Walk...Bitch."

Spike saying people are walking Happy Meals.

Willow telling Angel that she's not supposed to have boys in her room.

Anya's reference to Xander spanking her.

Oz's thoughts when Buffy can read his mind. In fact everything that Oz says.

Giles and Willow: G: Is that what you want? W: I wanna be Willow. (Breaks my heart).

Willow's doodling lines.

Buffy asking Giles if Wesley is evil.

Riley telling Buffy that he has so many stories to tell her and she just asks him if he died. He says no so she replies that she'll win.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:26 PM

SASHASRM

Ah yes, I forgot about the expresso pump scene.

Best line from Chosen is actually: "There could be oil of some kind involved."

Both Spike/Willow scenes, but especially from The Initiative. When he can't bite her.

There are so many scenes I love. Sad, funny, dark, that I don't know where to start. But I have a couple of "dream scenes". Scenarios I waited for and Joss delivered. In order:
- Angel catching Spike with Joyce in "Lovers Walk" and she has them reversed.

- The Wish fight scene: because Joss evens all the scores, in particular Xander killing Angel and Buffy killing him.

- Faith coming on the Spike as Buffy.

- Riley and Angel fighting

- All the Faith/Spike interactions in Dirty Girls

- the Angel/Buffy confrontation over Spike in Chosen

"I like the quiet"

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Saturday, May 13, 2006 1:58 AM

JAYNESAGIRLSNAME

here is a good one from storyteller

Anya: For God's sakes, Andrew! You've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?
Andrew: Entertaining and educating.
Anya: Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?

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Sunday, May 14, 2006 8:45 AM

SASHASRM

Sort of in order. So many to love. And even more I sadly don't remember well enough to quote:

"This is a dumb world. In my world there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies."

"One of these days you going to wake up in a coma."

"You made a bear!"
"I didn't mean to!"
"Undo it, unto it!"

Xander's basement speech in the Zeppo. Okay, basically every line Xander speaks in the Zeppo.

The writer's of this show love Spike. The happy meal speech; Spike's "dance" speech from Fool for Love; his outburst "What the hell is wrong with you bloody women!" when he has Buffy and Dru tied up; his vampire with a soul speech from Tabula Rasa; both the Lover's Walk and Initiative convos with Willow; and:

"You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. YOu'll fight and you'll shag and you'll hate eachother till it makes you quiver but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains children, its blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be loves bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."

"A vampire with a soul, how lame is that."

"Hands, hands in new places."

"And I think I'm kinda gay" - the second time around made me laugh harder, in Tabula Rasa.

"What are you going to do, lick me to death!"
(and basically every like in Something Blue that doesn't include Willow, as she is sad.)

"Can I be blind too?" - Xander, Something Blue

Almost every line Oz ever uttered. I am sad that I don't remember them.

Mayor Wilkins was also beloved of the writers. I love his speech to Angel in the cafeteria during Choices. But my favorite line may be at the beginning of the episode when he's all calm about trashing the room and then he gets mad:
"They've got my box!"

"I like the quiet."

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Sunday, May 14, 2006 10:21 AM

BSCPANTHERFAN

Too many good ones to list them all, but one that I haven't seen on this thread yet is from the end of "Restless", when Buffy and gang have finally awakened, and Buffy says," Well, at least you all didn't dream about that guy with the cheese. I don't know where the hell that came from! "

The look on everyone else's face was priceless!

So who is he?
He's my husband.
Well who in the damn galaxy ain't!

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Sunday, May 14, 2006 4:53 PM

GROOSALUGG

I don't think these were mentioned yet:

Giles: "We have to save Buffy from Hansel and Gretel." ("Gingerbread")

and:

Harmony: "Why have you come to our lonely, small town, which has no post office, and very few exports?"
Riley: "I'm lookin for a man. A salesman." ("Restless")

which of course was later followed up by:

Willow: "And why is there a cowboy in 'Death of a Salesman,' anyway?" ("Restless") (Alyson's delivery of it kills me every time)

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Sunday, May 14, 2006 6:32 PM

SHINYYUKARI

I can't remember the whole bit but it was towards the end of the 7th season and Spike and Andrew are on a scooter and talking about onion blossoms. Long pause...then...

Spike:Tell anyone we had this conversation and I'll bite you.

"Well next time you be the bait!"~Andy Hurley
"Okay! Everybody not talking about sex, in here. Everybody else, elsewhere."~Wash
Browncoats are the coolest fans I've ever seen.

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Sunday, May 14, 2006 10:14 PM

ENGINEANGEL

Oz: The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that? So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey, man, where are *my* pants? I have my hippo dignity!' And you know the monkey's just, 'I mock you with my monkey pants!' And there's a big coup in the zoo.

i really can't pick from them all, because they're all so good, but this is one of my favs! ah those animal crackers....good times

One day.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

http://serenityjune23rd.com/

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Monday, May 15, 2006 7:17 AM

SASHASRM

yes i'm the loser that posted best scene and funniest quote on same thread. right after the other. i'm in college and its exams. this is my excuse. i'm sticking by it.

"i like the quiet."

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 9:03 AM

RUGBUG

Quote:
Originally posted by engineangel:
'I mock you with my monkey pants!'

That's one of my all time favorites.

For use with people that don't know the show at all, I like:

Buffy: "I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were." ~Phases

and

"My feelings are changeable but intense" Anya (Season 7)

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 9:31 AM

SASHASRM

A couple of salty and wonderful Giles lines:

"Good God man, she's 18!...and you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. So just have at it already and leave me alone." - The Prom

"If it's to wash the hard to reach places, I'd like to request you kill me now." - Consequences

"And on the day 'flimsy excuse' was redefined..."
Xander, when Cordy asks out Wes to help with english paper.

For better or worse, I should have seasons 3, 4, 6 & 7 in my possession for a few glorious days next week, so watch out for an avalanche of quotes!

"I like the quiet."

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