Season Three: Set Designers on Crack by Jacqui

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Season Three: Set Designers on Crack

POSTED BY: JACQUI
UPDATED: Sunday, December 11, 2005 20:32
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Sunday, October 9, 2005 1:39 AM

Monkey crack, I tell you...

Anyways, things that amused me about Buffy Season Three, the early episodes:

In "Faith, Hope and Trick", Faith and Scott flirt in front of a poster that reads "A Lot of Campus Rapes Start Here".

In "Beauty and the Beasts", a locker room poster reads "Research Shows Most Women Aren't Attracted To Dead Guys". (*most*?!?!? Who were their focus groups?).

In "Homecoming", Buffy compiles that list for her competition on the whiteboard and it is as follows:

Quote:
Holly Charleston.
Strengths: Debate Skills. Straight As. Drill Team.
Weaknesses: Few Friends. New Student. No Boyfriend. Introvert. Always Studying.

Michelle Blake.
Strengths: Popular Cheerleader. Athletic. Year Book Editor. Friendly. Good Cook. Nice.
Weaknesses: Bad Skin. Wears Polyester. Dandruff. Too Much MakeUp. PB Crazed. Never Studies.

Cordelia Chase.
Strengths: Popular With Boys. Makes Friends Easily. Has Money To Buy Votes. Expensive Clothes. Perfect Teeth.
Weaknesses: Manipulative. Two Faced. Bad in Sports. Superficial. No Sense of Humor. Fake Smile. Brie. Xander.

First of all... Xander?!? This is a list she was pointing out and detailing to the room: Oz, Willow and XANDER himself. She lists him as a weakness to his face (no wonder he sided with Cordy).

Secondly... Brie?!? How is that a weakness? And why is it Cordy's? She *hates* Brie. According to her it "smells like Giles' [zombie] cat" (a la 'Dead Man's Party').

Wears polyester made me giggle.

Buffy is so petty.

*~*~*
"Your toes are in the sand."
"And your head's up your..."
"Hey!"

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Sunday, October 9, 2005 2:00 AM

GROUNDED

Don't wear that freezeframe button out now... ;)

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Friday, December 9, 2005 9:03 PM

BELASERA

Maybe Buffy planned to attack her with Brie.

"I'll be in my bunk."

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 8:32 PM

SHINYGEEKET

Lol, I never spotted that stuff. Now I must get the season 3 boxset for x-mas. I think I know how I'll be spending my vacation...

"We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."

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