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A guy walks into a a bar.....

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 9:04 AM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.


A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there good lookin'. How's it going?"

Having already downed a few drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college, and I just flat-ass love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"

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Consider that most of our politicians are also lawyers.

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 9:39 AM

FREDGIBLET


Sometimes the truth can be very funny.

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 10:48 AM

KHYRON


My interest is piqued now. Did they live happily ever after?



"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 11:19 AM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.


Yes, but they have a couple of loose screws.

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 2:20 PM

PHAEDRA


Speaking as a lawyer, I resemble that. Thanks for the funny post.

Phaedra (a bad luck name)

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 4:08 PM

HERO


Quote:

Originally posted by SignyM:
A guy walks into a bar


He should have ducked.

H

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 6:57 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.


HAHAHAHAHA!!! With apologies to all the lawyers out there! I just couldn't resist.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 2:48 AM

SHINYED


Another guy walks into another bar and starts downing shots....he looks up at the bartender and says " have you seen any deranged mental patients around here lately?" Bartender replies "no". Then the man shakes his head and says " Well SOMEBODY just ran off with my wife!"

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 3:42 AM

GEEKMAFIA


A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre so the barman gave her one




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