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Chelsea Handler Kosher Sex Tape - It's No Joke!
Monday, September 20, 2010 12:38 PM
PIRATENEWS
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Quote: Jewish Radar Online bangs out kosher sex tape During the first part of the tape, Chelsea is fully clothed in her work uniform. She begins by introducing herself by name before going into a stand-up routine before suddenly cutting to Chelsea and her male partner engaging in an explicit sex act. Chelsea, who is on all fours on a bed is naked and at several times during the filming she looks directly at the camera. Her breasts are bare and swinging during the sex act. At the end of the “performance", Chelsea’s partner speaks in a clear British accent, asking, “Did we get the cum shot?” Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles at this point. Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine in her apartment. When reached for comment Wednesday afternoon by RadarOnline.com, Chelsea’s rep Steven Huvane said: “The tape you have is an old tape that was done for a stand up comedy bit." “Chelsea gave this demo tape to a bunch of talent agents and managers hoping to book some gigs,” the source continues. He indicated that Chelsea would address it on her E! show Wednesday night, and she did. Chelsea, looking very agitated, said she made the tape when she was 23, and added, "I would like to say to RadarOnline.com, thanks for ruining my surprise Christmas gift to my staff, and number two, it was made as a joke. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club, because I'm a comedienne, and I've been showing it at birthday parties for fucking years!" http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/04/exclusive-chelsea-handler-sex-tape-its-no-joke
Monday, September 20, 2010 12:47 PM
WHOZIT
Monday, September 20, 2010 12:57 PM
Quote:Originally posted by whozit: Who is this woman? Should I care, should I be caring about this? Who hasn't made a sex tape? I bet Betty White has made a sex tape
Quote:Handler grew up in the suburban town of Livingston, New Jersey.[4] The youngest of six children, she was raised in Reform Judaism by her Mormon mother Sylvia and Jewish father Melvin.[2][4][5] Handler has said that while growing up, she felt like an outsider, telling a reporter, "We lived in this nice Jewish neighborhood...Everyone had Mercedes and Jaguars, and I was going to school in a Pinto."[6] At age 19, Handler moved from New Jersey to Los Angeles to pursue an acting career, and two years later she decided to become a stand-up comic after telling her story about a DUI to a class of other offenders, who found her story funny... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Handler
Monday, September 20, 2010 1:12 PM
BYTEMITE
Monday, September 20, 2010 1:13 PM
Monday, September 20, 2010 1:15 PM
MINCINGBEAST
Monday, September 20, 2010 1:17 PM
DICKCHENEY
Quote:Probably leaked on purpose to salvage her sagging career.
Quote:Originally posted by Bytemite: My brain is under attack from horrifying images of depravity and eighty year old women getting it on.
Monday, September 20, 2010 1:46 PM
Monday, September 20, 2010 5:35 PM
Quote:Originally posted by DickCheney: Her career isn't the only thing sagging. Udderly desgusting.
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