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Out to the Black...and that's when I took the acid...

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The Quest for Entelecheia and the Making of "The American Flesh Eater"
http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=730691

Quote:

i go into the bar.
me to bartender: " got any gas"
bartender: " yea we sell it out of 5 gallon cans. its $10 / gallon. gotta buy 5 gallons"
me: "sell it to me.... got any beer?"

so i sit down and have a beer and order a cheeseburger.

i see this guy keep looking at me. he is dressed different than everyone else around here. most people are dressed like truckers and farmers t-shirt , jeans , ball-caps (you know). this guy is wearing a tie. looks slightly "not right" in a shifty eyed way.

bartender brings me another beer.
"guy over there bought you this"
me: "ok"

guy comes over.

guy: "do you know where you are ?"
me : ".. uh Rachael nevada ?"
guy: "No..do you know where you are....?"

me: "mm.. no . where are we?"
guy: "AREA 51 is a few miles down that dirt road right outside that door"
me: "what ?"

guy keeps buying me beer.
im thinking: this guy wants to get me drunk , tie me down, cover me in lotion , cut open my stomach , hook my intestines then spool them out of me onto a giant wooden thimble.

guy: how old do you think i am?
me: er. . you look about 48 or 52
guy: yea.. ive been here for a while. but i look pretty young.
im really 923 years old.

me: are you serious ? are you fucking with me?
guy: no, let me the story of how i found this place.
i was in the Arizona desert. i met an Indian Shaman who gave me an Eagle feather and told me to come HERE. I have been here ever since.

THATS WHEN I TURNED ON MY HELMET CAMERA





Hard to believe this is actually USA today and not some 3rd world backcountry. Some folks just don't obey the Police State.




















"I ride around some more and see these things on hilltops all around the area"











So much for the theory that USA is overpopulated.

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