OK which one of you was this? by PIRATENEWS

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OK which one of you was this?

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UPDATED: Friday, January 25, 2013 07:12
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Thursday, January 24, 2013 10:02 AM

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Gun Ban Advicates Cite Poor Burgler Who Pooped And Mastubated When Homeowner Pulled Scary Ass Gun

Deputies in Fort Meyers say they Tasered and then arrested a naked Florida man who broke into a home to steal a television but then masturbated and defecated after the homeowner pulled a gun.

Lee County Sheriff’s deputies said they were called to a home in North Fort Myers on Monday after the resident heard noises on the roof of his home, according to WTSP. The victim went outside where 21-year-old Gregory Matthew Bruni allegedly jumped from the roof and knocked him down.

“He dropped off my roof and run right in my house,” the homeowner said in a 911 call obtained by WBBH.

The victims said that Bruni, who was naked, ran into the living room and broke a 72-inch television in the process of pulling it off of the wall. The suspect then spilled a the contents of a wet/dry vacuum onto the floor.

As Bruni was allegedly headed to where guns were stored in the son’s bedroom, the wife fired three shots from a .38 revolver, possibly as a warning.

An arrest report indicated that Bruni fell to the floor and began masturbating. He then ran to the son’s room and rubbed his face with clothing.

“He’s laying on my floor,” the homeowner told 911 operators. “He run in my fucking house naked, hooting and hollering and tearing shit up.”

The husband retrieved a 12-guage shotgun and held Bruni at gun point until police arrived, according to the arrest report.

“Lay down, motherfucker, lay down,” the husband could be heard shouting.

When deputies arrived, they said Bruni was flailing around on the floor and not making any sense. At one point, he sucked the water from the spilled vacuum into his mouth and spit it back out. Bruni was eventually shocked with a Taser after he tried to flee several times.

“Deputies later discovered Bruni defecated near the front door and in a hallway inside the residence,” WTSP reported.

The suspect was taken to Lee Memorial Hospital, but doctors had not yet been able to determine “what Bruni was on.” As of Tuesday, Bruni was still at the hospital. He was facing charges of two counts of Criminal Mischief, Battery, Occupied Burglary and resisting without violence.

What they didn't say was who shot first; the homeowners, cops or the naked intruder.

VIDEO: www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/23/florida-cops-taser-naked-burglar-who-po
oped-and-masturbated-when-homeowner-pulled-a-gun/

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Thursday, January 24, 2013 10:24 AM

BYTEMITE

What I do when I'm not on this board is no one's business.

>_>

(It was meeeeeee)

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Thursday, January 24, 2013 5:59 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Well, we know Wulfie *really* loves his guns, so if a gun was going to give someone here a hard-on...

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"I was wrong" - Hero, 2012

Mitt Romney, introducing his running mate: "Join me in welcoming the next President of the United States, Paul Ryan!"

Rappy's response? "You're lying, gullible ( believing in some BS you heard on msnbc ) or hard of hearing."

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Friday, January 25, 2013 7:12 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Wheelchair Bound US Army Vet Draws Gun on Suspected Home Invader, Scares Him Off

A 53 year old US Army vet, who is confined to a wheelchair, did not hesitate when he heard someone kick in his door while he was in bed on Wednesday.
The vet reached into his nightstand and grabbed his pistol.

“I pointed the gun at him and told him he better get the hell out, and he flew out like a bat,” he said. “He’s lucky I didn’t kill him.”

“I wasn’t going to wait to see if he had [a gun],” he said. “All I know is he was in my house. Things are starting to get out of hand, and if people don’t start standing up for themselves and putting crooks in the ground, the law is just going to slap them on the wrist and let them go.”
Authorities have one possible suspect who have they have identified from evidence left at the scene, but he has not yet been found.

Once again, another self defense story that probably won’t make it into the statistics or reports on such things because no shots were fired and no one was hurt.

http://gunssavelives.net/self-defense/wheelchair-bound-us-army-vet-dra
ws-gun-on-suspected-home-invader-scares-him-off/

"False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil." - Socrates

" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

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