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Astronaut returns to Earth and $1.4-Million iPhone bill

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KAZAKHSTAN, COMMUNIST SOVIET UNION – After five months in space courtesy of the Russian space program, Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield was shocked to discover his cell phone provider has charged him well over a million dollars for data usage and roaming charges while he was in space.

“This is ridiculous,” said the 53 year-old who recently commanded the International Space Station and a proud owner of an iPhone 5. “I only Instagrammed a few hundred pictures of the sun coming up over the Sahara Desert and a thunderstorm over the Pacific Ocean, posted my videos of me eating in space a few dozen times on Twitter and watched a few YouTube videos of goats that sound like humans and that’s it!”

When asked why he didn’t buy a better data plan, Hadfield responded “I didn’t want to pay for an additional $20 a month rip-off when I’m orbiting the earth in 90 minutes.”

“My parents are going to kill me!” he added.

http://www.thebeaverton.com/hadfield-comes-home-to-1-37-million-rogers
-phone-bill.html

http://www.theday.com/article/20130515/NWS14/305159958/1044

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/10054981/Astronaut-Chris-Hadf
ield-returns-to-Earth.html

https://www.facebook.com/AstronautChrisHadfield

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Capt Kirk fondles his Hadfield action doll

William Shatner, James Tiberius Kirk himself, is scheduled to phone the International Space Station and fellow Canadian Chris Hadfield
http://io9.com/5982197/william-shatner-to-phone-astronaut-chris-hadfie
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Chris Hadfield leads huge singalong from space
http://news.ca.msn.com/top-stories/chris-hadfield-to-lead-huge-singalo
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"We will go to the moon, and we will go to Mars. But we're not going to do it tomorrow."
-Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield, International Space Station Soviet Soyuz Expedition 34, Space Shuttle STS-74, Space Shuttle STS-100, Royal Canadian Air Force fighter pilot, University of Tennessee Space Institute, Washington Post, 15 May 2013
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